I guess it must have been the Kid's Choice Awards or my insane mind, but I came up with this idea last night in bed and I thought it was funny.

Summery: Yami Mouto is a normal college student by day, but after class he is the famed actor Atemu Amun, and only his agent-boyfriend Seto Kaiba knows this secret. But can it be kept a secret any longer?

Warning: Cussing, yaoi, random stuff, and making fun of a TON of celebrities who REALLY need to get fucked, or to get killed.

Pairings: Kaiba/ Yami, Jou/ Yugi, Bakura/ Marik (the hikari)

Disclaimer: I own nothing but the plot, any made up people, and all of Yami's movies. The college Yami and the gang go to is made up, I don't know any colleges in LA since I've never been.

Yami' last name is actually another way of spelling Atem, because Atemu was named after the creator God. Kaiba's fake named, Scott Kyle, is just using his original initials. The title is making fun of how we normally see celebrities, all out there and stuff, but some of them are just phonies, such as they don't do their own stunts or have personal lives, just the stuff that people see and they do stupid things for attention, like Britney Spears being 'bi-polar.'

Kaiba, Yami, and Yugi are all from Japan while the rest live in America, hence why I am using the American names.

On with the fic!


Stars Made of Fake

Chapter One


In the private dorms on the campus of Sennen College was the sleeping form of a young man. He had a late night and needed to sleep for a bit, but his room mate was not going to allow for that.

"Yami, get your lazy ass out of bed-!" The one who yelled was pushed out of bed by the smaller boy. "Yami! You fuck!" The brunet with brilliant blue-eyes yelled at his room mate from the floor.

Very tired crimson-eyes opened and a tan face came into the brunet's view. "Why… on da floor… Seto baby…?" Came the bored and tired sounding reply.

The one named Seto stood up and ripped the sheets of the one named Yami. Turns out Yami was naked under the sheets and curled up into a ball, covering his head with the pillow. "Seto! It's too early!" Yami groaned.

"It's six thirty! We have classes to get to!" Seto barked.

I bet you are wondering who these two are, the one who is naked is Mouto Yami, a third-year college student while the one who is very pissed off is his room mate, Kaiba Seto who is also a third-year. Yami sat up and rubbed his eyes. "Alright, alright just give me a min…" He fell backwards and a soft snore escaped his lips, it seems that he has fallen asleep again.

Kaiba sighed to himself and lightly trailed a finger up Yami's left side, earning a small giggle. He smirked and then started a full out tickle attack and Yami, who was laughing, fell out of bed. "Seto!"

"Serves you right punk, for staying up all night while working on your blog!"

"I wasn't up ALL night; I got to bed around two."

"Yeah, and then you decided to try and grope me while I was sleeping!"

"What can I say," Yamis shrugged with an 'innocent' smile on his face, "my lover has a nice ass!"

Kaiba sighed and shook his head. He needed to get dressed for his classes, but he stopped and turned to the naked boy. "Yami, did you straighten out your wig?"

Yami nodded. "Yeah, it looked like it normally does. Wish I was a bit less tight, it squeezes my head."

"That's because you have too much hair, and then add that to the fact that your hair is naturally gravity defying." Kaiba replied, watching as Yami blinked and raised his hands to touch his red and black, added with his blond fringe, hair did in fact stick up. He pouted and stalked past a snickering Kaiba.

Now why would Kaiba ask Yami about a wig if Yami had hair in the first place? Well, Mouto Yami wasn't just a student; he was actually the biggest name in Hollywood right now. Living a secret life, Yami was up and coming Egyptian star Atemu Amun.

Now, to hide Yami's tri-colored hair and red-eyes, he wears a black, short cut wig and dark violet contacts. He already has naturally tan skin so he doesn't have to worry about that. Only one person knows this secret and that would be Kaiba who not only owns Kaiba Corp, but is also Yami's agent and all-around right hand man, Scott Kyle. Kaiba hid himself with a blond wig and glasses.

Yami stretched and popped his back after he had gotten dressed up in a black shirt and dark blue jeans, normally when he was Atemu he wore leather. Kaiba got dressed up in clean dress clothing and was about to leave when Yami pulled him close and kissed him deeply, did I forget to mention that these two were secret lovers?

After the heated kiss, they grabbed their bags and left the room, only to get knocked down by a running figure. Yami groaned and was about to yell at the person but blinked when he looked into violet-eyes. "Oh, hey Yugi, Joey mad at you again?"

Yugi, Yami little brother by a year, got up and helped the other two up. "Yeah, I put a kool-aid packet in the shower head and when Joey turned it on, he was covered in fruit punch." Kaiba only smirked at this while Yami laughed.

Suddenly someone yelled Yugi's name and they turned too see a pissed off looking blond. "Hi Joey, you smell good today." The smallest of the group grinned at his boyfriend Joey Wheeler. Kaiba and Yami were trying not to snicker.


It was now lunch hour and after that Yami and Kaiba would leave the campus to go to the studios since they both had morning classes. Kaiba sat at the reserved table that he made sure was his and Yami's since everyone feared the young CEO. He was typing away at his laptop, taking a few glances at Yami who was in line to get something to eat.

As Yami was about to get his lunch, he looked at the creepy lunch 'lady' who was packing a few extra things, if you know what I mean. "How come you have to wear that thing on your head," He referred to the hair net, "and not on your arms." The person growled and slapped a disgusting looking thing on Yami's tray and Yugi blinked.

"Every time I say that, 'she' always gives me the crusty part of the tuna casserole…" Yami sighed and Yugi only chuckled and the two brothers walked to their respected tables, Yami with Kaiba and Yugi with his lover and his friends Tea Gardner and Tristan Taylor.

"Hello baby." Yami smiled as he sat down and handed Kaiba a Sprite. Kaiba turned and smiled back at him but looked at Yami's tray. "You asked the hair net thing again?" Yami only nodded.

"Yeah, I don't even know why I get the whole lunch meal; I only eat the chips and fries here." Yami made a disgusted face and pushed the tray away, but worked on his bag of Fritos. He then turned and looked at the screen. "How are the reviews going on the movie?"

"Well, a lot of people really loved 'Fire Mind' but one of the critics said that you were not showing enough emotion in the kiss scene with Emma Roberts."

"How could I show any emotion other then pure and utter 'EWWW' at kissing a girl?! Ra, sometimes I wish I wasn't a closet case…" Yami growled and Kaiba patted his back.

"I know Yami, but do you want the paparazzi on your back, they already were when they caught you at the beach with the bruise on your arm."

"I told E! that it was just from tripping on the carpet in my room and hitting my arm on the desk!"

"Actually, you tripped over me when I was trying to get something from under the bed." Kaiba corrected him and Yami rolled his eyes, saying that he didn't want them knowing that.

Suddenly Kaiba exited out of the window and shut the screen, making Yami blink and he noticed that Yugi's group of friends were coming over. "Yami! There ya are! Man, why are you always eating with Moneybags here?" Joey spoke up. Kaiba glared deeply and Yami elbowed him.

"Because he is my friend Joey, so, what brings you guys over here?" Yami replied, watching as the others sat down.

"We were talking about that new Atemu Amun movie that came out on Saturday!" Tea smiled a smile that was so super sweet, Yami could have sworn that his teeth were hurting from cavities.

"Hm, I still don't see what is so great about that Atemu guy, I think people just like him for his looks because he is a really bad actor." Tristan said, making Kaiba blinked as he looked at Yami whose left eye was twitching terribly.

"Hey Nii-sama, you okay?" Yugi asked as Yami started to make 'ticking' noises but the older brother shook his head and looked at Yugi.

"I'm fine, sorry about that, didn't sleep well. And Tristan, how can you not like him?! He's a great actor! I love the movies Atemu's in!" Yami glared at the brunet who only blinked.

"Jeez Yami, since when were you his biggest fan?"

"I've liked his movies since they came out. Anyway, did you guys see 'Fire Mind'?" Yami asked, ignoring Tristan. Joey was grinning from ear to ear and Tea had a dreamy look on his face.

"Of course I saw it! I was the first person at the theater for the first showing! Man Atemu was as cool as that guy he was playing, setting villains on fire and stuff, that movie was just like the graphic novel! And he got to star with Robert Downy Jr. too!" Joey exclaimed in sheer happiness.

"And those leather pants! He was so hot in the movie, pun defiantly intended!" Tea smiled brightly.

Inside, Yami was smirking and totally having an ego boost here, but something Tea said made him come back to reality. "But when Emma Roberts was talking to him in that once scene, he looked a little uncomfortable."

"Maybe it was how the character Atemu was playing was suppose to feel, I mean, the man didn't want anyone involved in his life after the death of his brother remember?" Kaiba spoke up, saving Yami for the moment. Before the conversation could continue, the lunch bell rang to signal the end and Kaiba and his smaller lover picked up their stuff.

"Man, you are so lucky Yami. You only have morning class and you get to work at a Hollywood studio." Yugi pouted but Yami only smiled at him.

"Yeah, but its hard Aibou. See ya." And with that, the two left.


"So Atemu, what do you think of this new movie?" The director smiled at the black-haired Egyptian who looked over the script for a big new teen flick called 'Summer at Love'. Now it wasn't unusual for Atemu to get scripts on a daily basis and deny a lot of them but the director in front of his, a Mr. Pegasus J. Crawford, had a pleading look in his one eye.

Atemu frowned lightly and looked over at Scott who sighed and took the script. "Give us a run down of the plot and we shall see."

"Okay! The movie is about a teen that is forced to stay in a new city that he is not use too with his divorced father for the summer, and he is unsure he will fit in because he is a geek." Atemu's frown deepened at this. "And he meets a girl who teaches him the ropes and they soon fall in love, though the girl has a boy friend already that is treating her like dirt. What do you think?" Pegasus smiled at them.

Atemu sighed softly and nodded. "Fine, I'll do it, but who else is going to be in this movie?"

"Well, another big name will be in it, you've worked with her before. Her name is Vivian Wong."

Inside Atemu was screaming his head off. Vivian Wong was the first girl he ever kissed and he regretted it because she thought that this meant they were dating. Atemu only kissed her once and that was for his first movie 'Dark Night Fright' in which he played a teen that ends up getting slaughter by an axe wilding maniac after he kissed his best friend, and Vivian played her.

Scott saw the annoyed look on Atemu's face and talked to Pegasus a bit, asking him to call when they are ready to shoot and they took the script and left. Scott led Atemu out to the parking lot out back and sighed. "Alright, you can rant and scream now."

"AAAARRRRHHHHGGGGGG!!!!!!! HOW COULD THEY DO THIS TO ME?!" Atemu screamed loudly, it echoed off the walls.

"THIS SUCKS LIKE A FUCKING HOVER VACUUM!" He then turned and gripped Scott's blazer jacket. "How could they pair me up with that horrible… booby… loud… talky… THING Seto!?" Yami whispered harshly.

Kaiba sighed softly and removed Yami's hands. "Yami I know you hate her for spreading that date rumor, but you'll have to put up with her for the next few months…"

"If I can survive that long without killing her or Pegasus…" Yami mumbled and crossed his arms.

"Just shut up and deal with it, and if you do…" He lowered a bit and spoke softly into Yami's ear in a husky voice, "I'll do anything you want me to do in bed tonight." Yami's whole face turned to that of sheer glee as he grabbed Kaiba's hand and dragged him out of the lot.

TBC


Tell me what you think people! PLEASE!!!! I really love Yami and Kaiba acting like this, makes for quite the adventure. I can not STAND Vivian Wong, she is such an awful character, wait until Kaiba and she come into contact, sparks begin to fly.

Next chapter: Yami gets to work on his new movie and a sudden paparazzi bonanza occurs when a photo of Atemu, who is said to be single, comes out with a nice hicky on his neck.

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