Title: Tale of the Slayers
Summary: What happens when a Champion of the PTB goes and does something that by all rights should have killed him. Things change that's what.
Warning: This story will contain femslash/yuri and contains a female Naruto
Prologue:
There are certain people throughout the multi-verse that have a special part to play in the more or less unending fight between good and evil these beings, for not all of them were human and those that were would be considered inhuman by their more mundane counterparts, though despite what most that know about these 'Champions', as they are called in an official capacity by those that 'employ' them though not always with the employee knowing though when the 'employers' spoke in private they were often referred to as 'Our Bitches', their special part to play in The BATTLE was not in fact set in stone but for the most part depended on the whims of the 'employers' or The Powers That Be PTB for short. Though being the supernatural CEO's of all non-hell dimensions of the multi-verse they were not often prone to indulging their whims but if ever a particularly impulsive champion decided to do something stupid like say try some crazy space/time distortion technique that they found at a discount ninja store entitled "SUPER AWESOME COOL TImE/SPACe CHANGER JUSTSU!!!?!" Well the PTB couldn't really be blamed for couldn't really be blamed for sending the impulsive fifteen year old to the slayer dimension, so called because the slayer was the PTB's main way of beating back the tide of darkness in that dimension. Now most people wouldn't exactly say that that was a mean punishment that particular dimension being a much more peaceful place in the mundane sense, but these people do not take into account the fact that when a champion gets transferred from one dimension to another they need to be changed to be a champion of that world and the only way to make that particular blunderer a champion of the slayer dimension he would need to either be killed turned into a vampire then ensouled, be made into a magical prodigy, or turned into a slayer. The first was discarded because the PTB felt that it was overly complicated, the second because the are of magic greatly relied on intelligence and well yeah the champion was in this situation due to impulsive stupidity, this left the third option a making the champion a slayer this too was problematic there was only supposed to be one slayer, though they weren't too bothered by the idea of there being more then one hell due to the weird circumstances currently happening there was already two, then there was the fact that the slayer was always a female the PTB would make no exceptions and the champion is… well was male. No one ever said the omnipotent 'generals' of good couldn't be mean well they have but they were wrong.
The members of the Scooby gang trudged into the library the moment they find a new potential member another slayer even Giles of course sends them all to the library so that he can test her. Xander however was not at all unhappy having the chance to see the hot girl in the tight leather clothes working out. He was almost giddy but was doing his best to mimic the exasperated mood of the rest of the gang.
The moment they all entered the sight of Giles he immediately had all of the gang sans Buffy and Faith ushered off to the upper part of library to keep them out of the way of the impending spar his chosen way of testing Faith's skill. Buffy looked particularly happy about this sporting a smug look that belied her need to prove herself better than the new slayer who had so quickly impressed her friends with her stories added to the fact that Buffy was feeling disconnected from her friends after her three month Sunnydale hiatus after killing the newly ensouled Angel in order to prevent the world from being sucked into some crazy hell dimension then of course when she came back all her friends were mad at her for just leaving them despite the extenuating circumstances of being kicked out of school, wanted for murder, kicked out of her own house, and killing her boyfriend Angel the 'love of her life' though they did not know about the last one.
The fight itself was fast-paced and to onlookers very painful looking. Punches were thrown and blocked with very audible thumping sound followed up by Buffy kicking Faith in the head sending her flying into a nearby table breaking it. Though Faith was hardly impeded by this, almost immediately getting up and throwing herself at Buffy intending to tackle and pin her to the ground after which she would introduce Buffy's face to her fists a few dozen times. Faith was able to tackle Buffy but was only able to get one hit in before she was thrown off.
By this point Giles was seriously thinking about breaking up the fight but was more than a little nervous about getting in between the two, so he settled for watching as the two ran at each other both intending to punch the other resulting in both of their fists connecting then the both of them being thrown bodily backwards a tear in the fabric of reality appeared. This was of course not because their punches were so powerful that reality couldn't contain the power as Xander currently was thinking but because the are above the Hellmouth was where reality was at it's weakest, and so was the perfect place for them to insert their champion, the fact that it was the headquarters for the Scooby gang a group that was run by the main champion of that dimension was just a bonus.
The group could only watch in awe as the tear slowly became bigger and bigger before eventually a blonde girl dressed in an orange track suit dropped out screaming before her head hit the ground and the sound was rather abruptly cut off. Xander was the first to pull himself together and said "Score! A hot girl that probably has amnesia just dropped in from nowhere if this isn't a sign from the God I don't know what is." before being hit on the head by a rather irate Cordelia.
