Gregory Heffley was in the barber shop wylin with the boys.
"AYO Pico!" Rowley yelled, "What the hell is up!"
"Not much my hatape!" Greg said back before fist-bumping Rowley.
"Ay you seen chicante! She fine today mi rope!" Greg said.
"Yea man, that chica caliente amigo!" Rowley said laughing.
"Ayo thoko why you here tho" Rowley said
"Pico, im tryna get a fresh cut mayne..." Greg replied
"My hair wylin mayne, it outta control, i got to cut it mi chitope!" Greg said.
"Ok thoopid!" Rowley said.
"Adios HarambE!"
