A/N- Oh how I have missed writing Jericho. This is the beginning of the song parody story. A few notes before I start: 1. Each chapter is a new character and song. 2. There really is no plot to any of them. 3. Suggestions and song/character requests are accepted in reviews. 4. Some (most) are dumb and barely make sense.

Reviews are welcome and appreciated!

Song used: I've Had the Time of My Life


The rumors had been spreading for months; the Undertaker didn't have a lot of time left as an in ring competitor. Everyone felt sorry for him, because they knew how much wrestling meant to him. No one had the guts to ask Taker' questions about his pending retirement though. It was never brought up in conversation. The news that one of his last feuds was going to be with Jericho came as a little bit of a shock. As long as both men have been in the WWE, they have never wrestled each other.

It was the Tuesday of their first match that everything went downhill. Jericho and Taker' put on a hell of a good match, and everyone congratulated them. Jericho stood up in front of everyone in the locker room at the taping was over and pulled a piece of paper from his pocket.

"Undertaker, we all know you are retiring. In fact, we all know how you should have retired like twenty years ago, but something stopped you. You wanted to wrestle me. I'm your hero, it's a known fact. I understand you are going to try and wait until after Wrestlemania to leave. After all, you want to wrestle me on the grandest stage of them all. Either way, I want you to know that you are welcome for that match we just had. Now, as a goodbye present, I wrote you a song." After Jericho finished his long speech, everyone sat there speechless. No one talked to The Undertaker that way. No one. Everyone wanted to glance behind them to see his reaction, but were too afraid.

"It's still a little rusty. I mean, you can't expect me to write a hit song and perform a five star match all in one night."

"Just hurry this up Jericho. We want to get some sleep tonight."

"Shut up assclown. Go make sure your brother didn't overdose." Matt Hardy quickly shut up.

Now you've had, the time of your life
No you've never felt like me before
Yes I swear it's the truth
And you owe you it all to me

Cause you've had the time of your life
And you owe it all to me

You've been waiting for so long
Now you've finally had the chance
To wrestle me

You saw the writing on the wall
As you felt this magical fantasy

Now with retirement in your eyes
There's no way you could disguise it secretly
Now you're desperate to wrestle me
And I understand the urgency

Just remember
I'm the one thing
Fans can't get enough of
So I'll tell you something

This could be your last match because

You've had the time of your life
No you've never felt like me before
Yes I swear it's the truth
And you owe it all to me

Cause I gave you the greatest match of your list
And you've searched through every open door
Til' you found your greatest opponent
And you owe it all to me