A/n: Whoop whoop! Hurray! Can you tell I'm Hyper? Can ya? Can ya, can ya, can ya? LOL :D

Anywhoo...This is a random chapter of a random story.

Disclaimer: Boo-hoo! -sob- (doesn't that tell you enough?)


Bella-plain

Alice-italicized

Edward-bold

Narration-all


Everyone was in class listening-or pretending to listen-to a lecture about who only knows what. Bella ripped out a piece of notebook paper and scribbled something down.

Hi!

I was waiting for you to pass this note! I had the vision. Ha! I'm a genius.

Hey genius, can you see what I'm gonna do now?

Wait, wait, I'm getting- HEY! What'd you throw at me?

A Skittle. Ha ha. -stick tongue out-

We should start a club about...pebbles

o0o! yeah! Wait I don't have a pebble

Never fear! I have some pebbles here! o0o! that rhymed!

Ha ha! I'm gonna name my pebble Bat-man!

Mine's named Rocky

Alice...your rock is smooth

Bella use your imagination! -does rainbow thing from Spongebob-

Edward steals the paper out of Bella's hands.

Sorry it was killing me to know what you two were scribbling about.

-sticks tongue out-

You didn't really stick your tongue out sooo....

Ugh. You know nothing, do you? -crosses arms and shakes head-

You two are creeping me out....

...Says the bullet head

???

You are soooooo hopeless aren't you?

He's not in the club that's why :P

What club?

Sorry Eddie, members only.

Don't call me that, Pixie! How do I become a member of this club of yours??

HEY! It's Miss Pixie to you Butt Head! And you need to be initiated

Yup!

This initiation is?

THE initiation is preformed by group members.

And ONLY members

Umm, you two are the ONLY members

Nuuuuo

Then?

Me, Bella, and Emmett

Wow Emmett? wow...where's Bella?

I dunno. o0o she's kissing Bat-Man...?

She's cheating on me with Bat man?

NO retard!

Bella comes back to the note-passing.

Heller my vamp friends.

You're cheating on me with Bat man?!

Huh?... I'm confuzzled. -head explodes-

Awesome I want my head to explode! -head explodes-

I'm outta here.

Edward stops passing notes and is now super bored. Bella and Alice stare at him and giggle. He looks back at them trying to read Alice's thoughts, but Alice is blocking them.

"What Alice?" he says.

"Nothing, nothing." she says, looks back at Bella and they both giggle like there is an inside joke.

You think he'll recognize?

Never. Emmett and I, we put a little ketchup on his head and he never recognized. I don't think he's gonna recognize a Skittle.

LOL. TFF! :D

I know! He's a DOV

Edward takes the note from Bella as she is squirming in her seat laughing (SISL).

You two are evil little people. What are LOL, TFF, and DOV?

You have to be in the club to know -sticks tongue out-

Edward grabs the note and sticks it in his binder.

"What's he gonna do with it?" Bella asks Alice.

"He's gonna ask Emmett but, Emmett won't tell him."

"How do you know?" Bella asked. Alice grinned and took out her cell phone and began to text Emmett, Bella giggled and took out another piece of paper.

OMFE! WHERE'S BAT MAN?!

IDK did you lose him?

IDK. Ome ima cry... we got so close too

Its ok Bella

No it's not!

Ok its not...lol Edward thought you were cheating on him with bat-man.

Lol you never know bat-man IS hot :)

Emmett said that he wouldn't tell Edward what they meant.

Hahaha! Oh look! I found Bat-Man! He wz in my pocket -kisses Bat-man-

You are cheating on me with him!

EDWARD QUIT TAKING THE PAPER THE INFORMATION IN THERE IS CONFIDENTIAL!

It's just talking about Bella kissing Bat-Man :(

Right.... so Bella how did it feel kissing a super hero?

Awesome. But it wz like kissing a rock.

SEE!

Gawd Eddie we were just kidding lol

Alice! Give me Rocky!

Uh here why....oh lol

Bella...love, what are you doing?

OMFJ! Bat-man and Rocky are gay!

what?

they are making out with each other! -gasp! passes out-

OME! they fell! NO!! Bat-man is dead.

YOU killed Rocky! Murderer

I have no clue what you two are talking about... what's omfj and ome?

If you MUST know OMFJ is for me and it means oh my freaking jasper and OME is for Bella which means oh my Edward

ALICE! That was our secret code!

sorry he was irritating me

I call OMB

OME! -implodes then explodes-

the bell's gonna ring in 41 secs. hide the paper Bella!

As they get ready to leave class Bella grabs Rocky and Bat-Man from the floor just as the bell rings.


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