AN: Okay a lot of charicters are pulled from other things/ ones me my sister and her friend have made up, this is based off our ongoig text rp so it may have many chapters depinding on what i feel like doing. Also in this the noah and order are bffls, Kanda is raiseing Lavi's child, and nothing has to do with the actual book/show so enjoy.

SS and his son alvah are mine, Nora is from the manga "Nora"

"Ready Alvah? Kick the baby." Lavi said placeing the toddler on his foot. SS rushed over and grabed him, " Lavi no!" SS snapped, "Don't kick the god damn baby." Alvah said snuggling into SS' sholder, SS looked at him in shock, "Lavi what have you been teaching my child?" he demanded, "Math, science... all that shit." he said, SS glaired at him "Uh hu...Well at least i remember why i dont pay you to babysit.. your not aloud anywhere near Alvy!" "I'm gonna rip out your throut!" Alvah said (hes a very well spoken toddler XD!) "And thats the last time i let Allen and Nora read you a bedtime story." "Aww but he loves Sparta blood and sand." Allen objected suddenly there. "Thats not even a book its a movie!" SS snapped. "So we wrote it down! And added a few parts..." Nora said. "Go have buut smex." Alvah told them (wow...-.-) "..." Allen looked at him with a "your a bitch" look on his face. Nora inched towards him, "...please?..." he whispered in his ear. "Later!" he said and pushed him away.

AN: so thats the end, again this has nothing to do with the book/show and is all from the heads of three teenaged girls, also for those who dont know Nora IS a boy and him and Allen have sort of a thing going on. So RR and favorite please