In The Ninja World
By: knuckz
Disclaimer: No.
Summary: What if I found a portal to the Naruto world? Join me on my adventure in a world full of deadly killers.
I couldn't believe my eyes. This... this was unbelievable. I had actually found a portal to the Naruto world!
Almost instantly, my advanced and super-intelligent mind, probably the most advanced mind on the planet in fact, began plotting. I already knew how the story would go. I would go to the world, beat up all the bad guys, become good friends with Naruto, humiliate Sasuke a little bit and make him look like an ass, and form a harem with all those super-hot cartoon characters.
Isn't it amazing what my beyond-advanced uber mind is capable of?
And so I stepped through the portal. When I came out the on the other end, I noticed that I had stepped out of my glorious and luxurious household and straight into a battle.
"Alright," I told myself, "It's time to execute my plan."
That was when an errant ninja noticed my awesome and overpowering presence. He got behind me faster than I could blink and shoved something sharp into my brain, killing me instantly. I didn't even notice I had died. Well, that's what I get for thinking that I could keep up with people that can jump through fucking trees.
What did you expect?
THE END
Author's note: That is EXACTLY what would happen.
