A DREAM SEQUENCE
By Kat

Disclaimer: I do not own Kenshin, so there! This is a short little "play" based on a dream I had where I was Kaoru after re-reading the first two GNs. I can imagine her having the same dream, which is why I'm writing it down.

Kaoru is lying in a white hospital room on a bed. There is a window and light is streaming in gently. Kaoru smiles pleasantly and looks down.

She notices she's 9 months pregnant.

She looks at her stomach in confusion.

Kenshin suddenly appears at the bedside.

Kenshin: Kaoru-dono.

Kaoru: KENSHIN!

Kenshin: What is it Kaoru-dono?

Kaoru: I'M PREGNANT!!!!

Kenshin: Yes! This one is so happy! This one will be so happy to have a family.

Kaoru: But Kenshin-

Kaoru is cut short by Sanosuke suddenly appearing looking anxious.

Sano: Kenshin, There's a monster in the hospital!

Kenshin: A monster? You must try to fight it. This one will stay to protect Kaoru-dono and the child.

Kaoru: But Kenshin!

Kenshin: (smiling his characteristic slitty eyed smile) Do not fear, this one will protect you and the baby with his life.

Kaoru: (really losing her temper) BUT KENSHIN! I'M A VIRGIN!!!!!

Kenshin: Well... that IS odd.

Kaoru growls... and wakes up. The End!!!!!