Summary:
[AU] When God realized that vampires are gradually destroying life's established equilibrium, He sent one of His messengers to fix it. A clueless and oddly sarcastic angel was chosen among the rest to be delivered from heaven to earth's surface to balance the imbalanced. Meet Isa Bella, an angel with a sharp tongue. She kept wondering, why among His other angels did God choose her, the indifferent little misfit? Rather than the brave and loyal Gabriel, why she? And here comes Edward, the nosy mind reading vampire. How the hell does he fit in the already complicated picture? [ExB]
A/N: I'm sorry I didn't continue my other one. :( I'm sorry if some facts are inaccurate and made up. Apparently, someone didn't do their home work diligently. Sorry for the crappy grammar.
Prologue:
It was all blurred for Isabella. The sun, shinned so brightly up high, was not helping her in anyway possible. It was even actually mocking her. For a moment there, she had the urge to switch to another master and worship the latter like crazy.
"Yeah, right, Bella." she berated herself sarcastically.
As if her conscience would let her. And as if she would even dare. Heck, she couldn't even put herself to think the unthinkable "what ifs" of doing that. It would just make her extremely guilty and now was not exactly the best time to be moping around on how a bad girl she had been. Nor also the best time to decipher ways to appease her disloyalty to the Almighty One just to ease her bothered guilt. Besides she would have lots of time doing that later in the purgatory while she does her real job.
Right now, she had to know where those nuisances were and finish her mission soon so that she could go back to her comfort zone, the purgatory.
Where was she anyway? "Not in Heaven, that, I am so sure of."
She groaned as dull pain traveled on the low sides of her back, "Its really great being human, you feel pain in the worst times possible."
What the heck generously cushioned her fall, anyway? Whatever it is, it should go straight down.
She blinked, trying desperately to adjust her eyes to the blinding whiteness flooding her eyes. She couldn't fully open her lids. They were too heavy and the light was really becoming annoying now.
Bella tried lifting her right hand to shade her eyes but realized that her whole body feels numb. Wonderful. Her first memorable experience as a human is how she had become pathetically and helplessly catatonic. Now, she somewhat understands why those pathetic earthlings are so fond of killing their borrowed lives from the Almighty.
"Somewhat,"
Her thoughts were abruptly cut short when she felt a shadow blocking the sun's taunting rays. "Finally!" she breathed a sigh of relief. "Someone found me after three hundred decades of waiting."
She couldn't make out the silhouette for her lids were still proudly rebelling against their master. And the entity was wearing a lot of shiny objects that conveniently made it more impossible for her to adjust her human eyes to the light. Great. All she could tell just was the image was huge and bulky but contoured like a human nonetheless and not to mention extremely sparkly. What the heck was this guy's wearing? He looked like a Christmas tree that had been wrapped by a roll of glimmering garlands around his body from head to toe.
"Is she hurt? Oh, poor dear," A gentle feminine voice had said. "I think she's unconscious."
The injured girl moved her gaze under thick lashes to the voice's owner. The latter was besides the huge silhouette who, as she presumed, was peering down at her. It was one of those female species of earth's superior beings that she had deduced from the gentle curves of the woman's body and also like the big guy, this one was also shimmering like crazy.
"What the heck are these humans wearing around their body?"
She tried to open her mouth but the numbness wouldn't let her.
"Stupid, weak human body,"
"We better call your father, Em. She looks hurt. We better not move her just yet."
Bella couldn't make out the words. They were talking too fast for her inferior human ears to understand plus the approaching headache is starting to fill her head. Her half opened eyes were starting to get heavier and heavier meaning her consciousness was being drained away from her.
Another human thing. They sleep too darn much when they're hurt.
A/N: I know Bella is slightly OOC but please give her a chance. Reviews please. :D Thanks. If there's any questions, don't hesitate to ask.
