Somewhere in Paris, two people met. A young man with hair white as snow and eyes bright as the summer sky was approached by a young woman with black hair and ruby red eyes. These two are the personifications of Day and Night.
"Hey, Day?"
"Yes, Night?"
"How much longer are these two idiots gonna dance around each other?"
"...You mean Ladybug and Chat Noir?"
"Yeah."
"Mmm… Not sure. It is rather interesting to watch, isn't it?"
"Irritating is more like it. In Kim Possible there wasn't a need for all these secrets! Everyone knew who she was, making her that much more of a badass."
"...That's a show from Disney Channel."
"So? In some alternate universe, these two knuckleheads are the stars of their own show and you know it."
"..."
"I'm right, aren't I?"
"...I guess. Still, we can't just interfere here. If it upsets you that much, just think of how in some alternate universe they didn't have these secrets, like in that Disney show."
"But why can't that be this universe?"
SIGH. "I don't know Night, but this is the universe we have, so stop complaining please."
"...Fine."
"Thank you."
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…
"How do you think Tikki and Plagg are doing?"
"Dammit, Night!"
"What? I've stopped complaining."
SIGH. "I need coffee."
"...Can I have some?"
"Sure."
