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CHAPTER 1: JAPAN

I have brown hair that goes to my waist, brown eyes, long bangs, and small. I work in Bookland here in Kamloops, during the summer I work as a firefighter. This year is my seventh year, I've graduated with an honor roll in my high school. I've been attending TRU this past year. Now that I got a phone call coming from Japan, asking me to go over there to work as a firefighter. I was like 'What?' one of my co-workers asked what was wrong because of my shocked face while I held my cell to my ear.

"Well?" my friend who is also a guy asked me.

"I've just been asked to go to Japan." I said breathlessly.

"What?" another voice called she was also a good friend of mine.

"Relax you guys, it's probably just a prank call or something." I said.

"We assure you this is no prank, you company has assigned you to this. You have been trained under one of the bosses, correct?" the voice on the other line asked.

"Yes, I have." I said.

"Then, you will come?"

"Uh.." I hesitated for a moment. "Sure, I'll do it. Just tell me what's going on before I pass out from all this excitement." I said trying to make a joke out of it.

"You are going to be made crew chief, everything will be covered. Apartment, money, schooling. You are still in Thompson Rivers University? Correct?"

"Yes," I said

"You major is Mechanics, your secondary is forestry. Correct?"

"Yes,"

"You have also studied Japanese, and other languages? Correct?"

"Yes." I said starting to shake from the excitement of getting this phone call. I wasn't expecting this. Really I wasn't.

"So what is he saying?" my guy friend asked.

"Relax, Kyle. It seems like I'm being transferred over there." I said to him.

"What?" the girl asked.

"Yes, Rexy." I said using her nickname.

"So while you be coming?" the voice asked.

"As long as I get your name." I said.

"Uchiha, Itachi." I stood with my mouth wide open. Being in a book store full of books, manga, and what ever else can be rewarding. I didn't think it would be this rewarding to hear my favorite name from one of my favorite mange to be heard.

"Th-thank you, Itachi." I said as I looked at Rexy. She of course squealed like a fan girl. She just loves the anime slash Manga Naruto. "Does he actually exist? who is this person?" I asked her I held up the phone to her ear the man was still talking. I pulled it back and listened.

"Oh my goodness!" she said. "It sounds so like him!" she practically jumped up and down from where she was standing. Kyle just looked at her and looked at me.

"Your, Ariel. It's nice to meet you. Unofficially, of course." Itachi said.

"Yes," I smiled. "Your Itachi from Naruto. Correct?" I mocked him now. I only heard him chuckle, but he didn't say anything. "Is that all?" I asked finally after a moment of silence.

"Yes, we shall be meeting soon for your set up. Once you get here that is. Your ticket, money, and passport will be in the mail. I'll be waiting. Miss Ariel." Itachi said and hung up.

"OMG!" me and Rexy called out. Kyle looked at us like we were crazy, which he was used to from me, also my major mood swings. My main is from happy and hyper, to angry and terrifying. He stays away when that happens. "I'm going to Japan!" I said sad now. Kyle looked a bit relieved that I'm not mad. "I won't see you." I said still sad.

"But you get to meet someone named after Itachi! ITACHI GIRL!" Rexy said.

"I know, but you won't be there." I said and got another phone call from Japan. "What the?" I said and answered.

"I forgot to mention, you can bring someone with you. Have a good day." He said and hung up again.

"Rexy, wanna come to Japan?" I said with a smile now. I only received a smile and got glomped by her.

"Okay, that looks hot." Kyle said seeing our position on the floor. Rexy was straddling me, while I was on the floor laughing.

"Shut it before I make a new mouth for you to use." I said a smile on my face to show that I wasn't that mad at him. "Get off me, your heavy." I said.

"A little longer?" Rexy asked with a pout. I only laughed.

"Perv." I simply said and she got off quickly.

"I just got word you, and Rexy are moving to Japan." our boss said. I looked up at her still lying on the floor.

"Yeah, Cakes." I smiled and sat up.

"You know I don't like that name." Cakes said.

"Yeah, when other people call you that." I smiled.

"Your right." she said with a smile. "You can work until you officially move over there." Me of course was happy that I get to stay a Bookland for a while longer. I had a lot more books to get, before I finished my two, two sided shelves. I lived in a trailer court, that my dad owns. I don't live with my family, I help look after the two brats when they are out. My mother and father separated this year. Of course I didn't really pay attention to their relationship. My father was almost never around, and my mother was way to over worked. So I would help her with the baby, and my little brother, and my older brother. A hyper active, baby sister and little brother. A sluggish older brother. Yup. If it weren't for me, that place would have been crumbling down. I've given my mother half my pay check to help them out, and the other half, and the book store one I kept for myself. My father never really paid the bills, or looked after us that much. He never even pays me back, he never even paid me for working with him. Yeah, he's an ass. I never knew what a real father does, so I just assume that, that was how they were suppose to act. Until I met my friends father's. I was thinking. 'I was ripped off! That mother fucker!'. So I had no daddy when I was growing up. That's why I'm wild and I don't give a fuck.

"I'm going to miss you." Kyle said he blushed a little. Yeah, he was crushing on me. I knew it from the start. I may not seem that smart, but I'm smarter then you think. I taught my father to use the computer, I retaught my mother to use the computer. I helped look after my mother when she was in the hospital for an entire year. Good thing I was home studying at the time. You wouldn't believe the schools here, I was held back three times, in two. Two different schools. In home studying I passed those three years. I graduated in a public school with a story to tell of the year before. That was the year my sister was born. If it weren't for me, my mother, and sister would have both died. I don't care if you don't believe me, but one thing is for sure I never bull shit you.

"I'll miss you too." Rexy said and gave Kyle a hug.

"Ugh, I wasn't talking to you fatty." Kyle said.

"Aw, I love you to." Rexy said teasingly, I only laughed forgetting I was sitting on the floor.

"Daddy, you better move before you get run over or something." Cakes said with a smile. I looked up only to see a slobbery pink tounge in my face.

"Ew." I quickly got up and looked at the dog. "What a little cute puppy." I smiled petting the dog and went back to work. The owner didn't mind me petting the dog, none of them did. I was good with animals, they all knew that. I was the only one that didn't have to ask to pet the creatures. 'Uchiha Itachi. To bad he died in Naruto, I wonder what would have happened if he didn't. Well I wouldn't be thinking about it so much if that guy hadn't called me.' I smiled finishing up work and going home.

"Itachi!" someone called and I looked up. My other nickname, and the character I cos play.

"Naruto, my belove." I said in Itachi's voice. It took me forever to learn that, I also know a few more. They all took me forever to learn. It hurts my throat just thinking about it.

"Itachi!" I heard another voice, it was Rexy. She always plays Hidan.

"Rexy." I smiled.

"Now is a good time to practice." Rexy, and Naruto both said at the same time.

"Now?" I asked starting to feel the after effects from work.

"Yes! The sailor song!" they both said and of course I was dragged along with it. Sasori, Kisame, and Deidara joined in after. My three closest friends, also major Itachi fans. I like Itachi, along with Gaara, and Deidara. We even started a gang called the Akatsuki. Somehow Naruto joined with us, not even me knows how. After we finished the dance me and Rexy told them that we were moving to Japan, and we of course told them that Uchiha Itachi called me personally. They all freaked out.

"Yes, that was his name. I even asked him. He didn't even know I like that character from Naruto." I started answering their questions. "He sounded exactly like him." I said Rexy nodded. "It was almost scary." I said and started to wonder. "I'll call up my company and ask if anyone sent a call through to me. In the morning. See you all later." I said and started to walk to my best friend dorm. I was helping Rexy pack. She doesn't know anything about packing. She would just throw everything in. We would have to like carry five extra bags. One for shoes, her shirts, pants, bathroom things, and what ever else comes to mind. While I only had two, and a carry on. I made sure to pack my suit for firefighting.

"Alright, I'll throw it all to you." Rexy said as soon as we opened the large suit case.

"Ready for the stink a thon." I teased.

"Shut up!" she threw a pants at me.

"Aw man! Crusty!" I said and threw it in the suit case not folding it.

"No it isn't! It's clean!" she said hitting me lightly.

"How clean was it? Like five years clean? Please, my sister can hit better then you." I laughed.

"Pack!" Rexy said.

"I've already pack, that's why I'm helping you." I laughed. I loved bugging the hell out of people. But when they bug me, I flip. I hate annoying people, I was having troubles keeping my cool in my family. It felt like everything was on my shoulders. I was having trouble keeping myself from snapping at the littlest things my brother did. They would keep me up until it would be morning, until the sun came up, until night has come again. I would be so worn that I would fall sleep in the morning and stay active at night. Getting them up in the morning is another story. I'm just glad I moved out while I got the chance.

"Should I bring my cos play things?" Rexy asked.

"HELL YES! YOUR NOT LEAVING THAT EXPENSIVE THING HERE!" I called out. "I brought mine." I smiled. Rexy also know how I am with the mood swings. Thanks to my family that developed it.

"Alright, don't have to yell." she said in a tiny voice.

"You think the place would have a yard, or have a big living room?" I asked thinking about the trip.

"For your fighting, they better." Rexy smiled.

"I'll have your bags at my place. I'll leave my truck with my mother, or actually I'll take it with us." I said thinking again.

"That truck is huge, plus it just screams your name, Ariel." Rexy said. I laid down on her bed.

"I'm staying the night, to tired to drive home." I said to her and curled up under the covers.

"Fine with me." she said and put the bags on the floor and curled up with me.

"Total yaoi." I smiled.

"No, Yuri." she said.

I woke up earily as usual, and walked out onto the balcony the dorms had. I love the feel of the cold morning. It was relaxing some how. How it refreshed your skin, the breeze ruffled through your hair, the crisp air surrounding you. It was absolutely art, natural art that couldn't be explained in black and white, or paint, it only expresses in the feel, and taste. How you would wish to capture it, but can't because it would already be gone.

"Hey, lover." Rexy said behind me.

"Hey, Rexy." I said as I watched the sun coming up. "You make me feel like a guy when you say it like that." I said not fully looking at her.

"Well, you act like one. After all you had no daddy when you grew up." she said standing beside me.

"I forgot to tell my mother that I'm going to Japan." I said.

"It's so cold, how can you stand it out here?" she asked coming closer to me.

"Aw, we look like a couple." I teased.

"Shut up!" she hit me lightly.

"Hidan, your going soft." I said.

"You cheat on me." she said.

"With who?" I asked acting confused.

"Naruto, Sakura, Deidara, Kisame, and Sasori, not to mention your own brother. You can be such a player." Rexy said acting sad.

"Aw my poor Hidan, am I ignoring you?" I said wrapping my arm around her.

"Yes," she sniffled coming closer.

"Aw, look at the love birds." Kisame said. I looked up.

"Kisame, your such a jerk. Ruin a perfect moment." I said.

"I hear your going to Japan." Kisame said.

"Yeah," I said looking at the sun coming up fully now.

"Well, nice meetin' ya Shadow." Kisame held out his hand.

"You act like I'm going to die or something." I said glaring at him.

"Well, what ever. What are you wearing?" he asked looking at me.

"My underwear. What else!" I said joking.

"No, you need to show more body. That looks like a faded blue jeans, with a large black plain shirt." he said looking at me, then lifting up my shirt.

"Shut up," I said as I slapped his hand, and started to go inside.

"Itachi!" Kisame called coming after me.

"Don't Itachi me. You sound like my wife." I said walking in, the people at the desk laughed. "You should see us when were sober." I winked and walked up to the elevators acting drunk as I done so. They only laughed harder at my silliness. Guess who I saw, yes. Sasori, Naruto, Sakura, Sasuke, and Deidara.

"Itachi!" they all screamed and jumped on me.

"To many of you!" I called out. "Your squishing me!"

"I told you your a player!" Rexy called out.

"Aw, Hidan. Don't be like that." I said. "Kisame, a little help!" The people at the desk started to giggle. "Ah! Naruto not there! Sakura don't do that!" the people at the desk started to laugh again. "Don't pull Sasuke! Ah! Deidara!" People started to gather, an the people at the desk laughed even harder.

"Were not even doing anything!" They all said and got off me. Everyone that gathered started to laugh, even the ones behind the desk. I got up and brushed myself off.

"You let your imagination run wild again, didn't you Itachi?" Rexy said.

"Don't you know it, babe. The best five minutes of my life." I smiled and started to walk into the elevator. I heard everyone chuckling. I knew it would be them that would get all the questioning, instead of me. They found out a few moments to late. They answered with blushing faces, and shuddering. From what I heard from the one's that did the questioning. Of course, it was utter hell for me. Being yelled at by them, for abandoning them.

"It was humiliating!" they all called out after they were done ranting on me.

"Serves you right for attacking me." I said while laying down with my arm over my face.

"Your so sexy when you do that. Yeah." Deidara smiled watching me.

"Shut up." I said.

"It's so exciting. Yeah." Deidara said. I grabbed a pillow and threw it at her. I only got jumped on.

"Deidara get off!" I called trying to push her off.

"Wow, a total yaoi, and yuri fest in here." my friends roommate said. Deidara only looked up and smiled.

"Yeah, wanna join, were doing Itachi." Kisame said climbing on the bed with us.

"Fuck off, you fucking ass holes!" I said mad. They all did as told, worried that I might punch in their faces.

"You okay?" Rexy asked after a moments of silence.

"No." I simply said after another moment of silence. "You all gave me a head ache."

"Serves you right." Kisame said now annoyed.

"It was all worth it to see you all suffer." I smiled slightly then my cell went off. "Shit, forgot to tell my family I'm moving." I said as Naruto handed me my phone. "Hello?" I asked as I opened it up.

"Ariel. We need more money for food, can you help, please?"

"Yeah sure mom. I'm also moving to Japan." I said.

"Yeah I heard at the school." my mother said.

"Wow news travels fast." I smiled. "I'll send you the rest of my pay check, and my fire check. That should last you for two months."

"Two it should last a year." she said. I only laughed.

"Come on, you know I have never made enough, for the money to last one year. With only two pay checks." I said.

"You make it seem like you can last for a year with only two pay checks. Two week and eight hours on one fire that should lead up to five hundred or so. Plus the book store one." she said.

"Yeah, yeah. I'll give you some now, and save the rest for when you need it. See you later." I said to her.

"You sure do a lot for your family." Kisame noted.

"Yeah because my fucking father never did shit all." I commented. "He's been living off of us for far to long, well me." I added.

"You sure had to take responsibility," Deidara said. "It's no wonder your still alive. And sane."

"Well yeah, like I would die that soon when my life has only begun." I said and got up. "I'll take your bags over my place, I still have a lot of running around to do. Later." I called carrying the large suit case, two backpacks, and a carry on.

"Would it kill you to call us by our real names? Itachi?" Deidara called to me.

"What ever, Morgan, see you later Mike." I said to Deidara who is Morgan and Mike who plays Kisame. "Scarlet," I said to Sakura "and Ray" Sasuke. "Stay out of trouble." I walked out.

"Damn it all to hell." I said as I seen that our flight was delayed. "What are we going to do Rexy?" I asked her.

"Your asking me! Your the brains you figure it out." she snapped. 'Shit! She didn't get any sleep. Now I have to deal with her along with the flight plans.' I thought and looked around.

"Excuse me, Un?" I heard a voice behind me, and turned around to see a long blonde haired man with blue eyes. Rexy of course was staring at him.

"Yes?" I asked after a moment of silence. 'I swear he looks just like Deidara.' I thought.

"Are you on the same flight as me? Un." he asked. 'He looks embaressed. Kinda cute though.' I thought fighting back a grin.

"What's it to ya! Itachi, let's go!" Rexy snapped.

"Oh sure, it's okay for you to flirt with guys but not me?" I said to her as she dragged me away from the blonde.

"Your getting on my last nerve." she hissed and I of course cowered under her stare. I don't want to mess with her when she's like that.

"Alright, Sleeping Ugly." That did it. I got smacked across the face. "Chill!" I said holding her other hand so she won't hit me again. "Damn girl! That hurt." I said.

"It was suppose to!" she growled.

"Chill! Or were going to get kicked out because of your anger. And my smart ass mouth." I said making sure I added myself. She looked satisfied with that.

"Well what are we going to do! Our flight has been delayed and you with no plan for the night!" she practicly called out.

"Where the hell do you keep your chill pills? In your ass?" I said and made sure to doge the hand that would hit me. "Don't make me flip you." she stopped knowing how hard I can seriously hurt her.

"Did you say you had no place to stay? Yeah." the blonde said standing beside us. 'Damn he saw that.' I thought and nodded. I dogged another attack from her hand threattening to hit me again.

"Relax, Ugly. It's not like I'm giving him your phone number." there I go again. I didn't doge this one, it got me right across the face. "Ouch! That one hurt more then the last one! What am I? Your bitch?" the man took a step back. Rexy only huffed and turned around.

"Stupid, Itachi." she said.

"Itachi?" the boy said catching what she said.

"My nickname." I shrugged. "You are?" I asked.

"Deidara." he said and Rexy turned right around mouth hanging open.

"No fucking way! First that call from Itachi. ITACHI! Now him? Who's next? Hidan? Tobi? Tell me! Before I lose it!" Rexy called.

"Turn around. Good. Now bend down. Perfect." I said and kicked her right in the but. "Be quiet, before security comes." I said and started to rub where she hit me.

"Wow. She has.." I cut him off.

"Finish that sentence, and you will fall face first in the nearest dumpster. Or a wall." I told him.

"Protective much." he said.

"Not me, her." I said nodding in her direction. She stood up and turned towards us. "Calm?" I asked her.

"No where close." she growled. I took a step back, Deidara did the same. "Who are these people. Really? Their names are like off of Naruto. Seriously." she told me.

"How the hell am I suppose to know? I didn't set this thing up. I wasn't even expecting a call from Japan, from the one and only Uchiha Itachi." I said. "Bitch." I said in Japanese.

"What was that?" she growled and I stepped back. "I said bitch." I said confessing. I knew she would find out sooner or later. May as well be now. She threw a punch at me this time. I of course caught it. Her other hand was in a fist and it started to come towards me. I caught that one to. I stepped on her foot, and leaned her back so she doesn't swing the other foot up.

"You know how I can seriously hurt you. It's amazing you lasted this long with out me raising my temper like that. Now shut it." I said and let her go, making sure that I stood her up first.

"Uchiha Itachi? Un." Deidara asked. "Naruto? Hm."

"Yeah, Itachi is from the anime Naruto." I filled in. He nodded his understanding. 'God this one sounds like Deidara. Even uses the 'Yeah, Hm, Un.' at the end of his sentence.' I thought and looked to see if Rexy was alright. She was standing there watching us, a small smile came across her face. I immedity knew what she was thinking. I only nodded and her smile only grew.

"So, Deidara." he looked at Rexy. "Why did you ask if we had a place to stay?" she asked. Deidara looked at me.

"She asked. Not me." I simply said and looked over at her. Her smug look plastered on her face. 'This will be fun.' I thought a small smile planted on my own face. She had a plan, I knew of the plan before she even said it. 'Operation: Get the Deidara to spill. Problem: Try not to look suspicious.' I thought. Her's would be different. 'Operation: Get Deidara and me together. Problem: Getting him to fall.' her smug look never fails.

"Well?" she asked.

"Well, I just thought." he was blushing now. 'She is either very good, or he liked me from the start.' I thought as I watched his reaction.

"You just thought?" she prompted. The smile growing, and she winked at me. I rolled my eyes.

"If you would like to share the same hotel." he was a deeper shade of red now, and he was looking down. I smiled and looked at her and gave her the look 'To easy. Your loosing it.' she gave me the 'Just shows that he likes you.' reply look.

"We would love to, right Itachi?" she asked me.

"Yeah what ever." I shrugged. My phone rang. "Damn, who could be calling now?" I said starting to get enough of the good-bye calls from my friends and family. "Japan..." I said and answered. "What up?" I asked.

"Are you on the plane?" the voice asked.

"If I was, then I wouldn't have answered now would I, Itachi?" I said. Deidara, and Rexy gave a shocked look.

"Well, what is going on? Is Deidara with you?" I looked at the phone.

"Flight's been delayed, and how the hell did you know about the blonde?" I asked. Rexy was more shocked then before. She mouthed 'Is he stalking us? or Watching us?' she asked. I only shrugged.

"So I see, a privet jet is coming for you three. Wait at gate A-5" he said to him.

"Cool, always wanted to travel first class with only three people." I said. Rexy looked at me wondering what I was talking about. I mouthed 'Jet' she almost squealed. I pointed at Deidara and her saying that all three of us is going. Deidara was confused by my hand signals.

"Be there." his said sternly.

"Yes, oh righteous one" I said mockingly. Rexy only laughed at that. I hung up. "A-5 is where we need to go. Itachi set us up with a privet jet, for the three of us." I said filling in Deidara. Deidara looked crushed. He seemed to mouth 'Damn that Uchiha.' of course I didn't catch the other word he said when he turned his head.

"Are you serious?" Rexy asked.

"Well, let's not dottle! Chop chop." I said trying to imitate the voice from an old nanny. Deidara only looked at me funny. "Move it, or I'll kick your ass there." I said in my terms.

"Nice, very nice. 'Move it, or I'll kick you ass there.'" she tried to say it in the old nanny tone. I busted out laughing.

"You call my acting bad." I said and started to pick up my bags only to find them in the hands of Deidara.

"Well let's go" he said moving towards the said gate. I looked at Rexy, she looked back at me and threw one of her bags at me. We both followed Deidara to the gate.

"Is this for real? Are we really going to Japan?" Rexy asked me.

"Yeah, I guess." I said.

'It's cold in here.' I thought and got up to grab my Akatsuki cloak that I brought in my carry on bag. I was coming back when the jet suddenly jerked to the right causing me to fall into Deidara's lap. He went through a mood swing, from sleep soundly, to wide awake to me on his lap.

"Um..Un." he said a flush of pink coming across his cheek.

"What never had a girl fall on your lap before." I said and got up, I looked over at Rexy relieved that she was asleep for that. I walked back to my seat and closed my eyes. Sleep never came to me. All I could feel was the stare that I was getting from Deidara. His wandering eyes never ceasing. It was like that for the whole trip. When we landed I woke up Rexy hoping this time she won't tear off my head. Deidara was right behind me.

"Leave me alone!" she growled and turned to her side, only to fall off the chair.

"We landed sleeping Ugly." I said and quickly jumped out of the plane before she would hit me again. Deidara came out holding his face, and a mad look on his face. "I'm famous for that." I smiled and walked over to where we were getting out bags. I was so tired, it felt like my bag was dragging me down.

"Be careful...Never mind." the man handing us our bags started to say. I had turned and hit my head on the wing of the plane and fell backwards.

"I'm just going to go ahead and laugh." Rexy said and started to do just that.

"You'll laugh harder after I say this." I said and she looked at me. "I'm a turtle and I can't get up!" I called trying my best to actually get up. She did as I predicted. Deidara helped me up, he of course was blushing.

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CHAPTER 1: JAPAN

MUHAHAHA!EVIL!

(Was fixing this chapter, also, some spelling mistakes were taken care of^^; )