The Legend of Zelda: the Four Swords (mixed with ocarina of time)
~Zelda and Link go up to the seal~
Zelda: Link, this is the stupid sword that I told you about.
Link: huh? Zelda: LINK!!!! PAY ATTENTION!!! ! Link: Don't throw a tantrum girl.
Zelda: I ALWAYS THROW TANTRUMS AT IDIOTS WHO WILL GRAB THE FOUR SWORD!!!
~Link, not paying any attention to her draws the blade and splits into four Links~
Link: That felt weird
RedLink: You tell me!
BlueLink: I feel funny...
PurpleLink: Why am I wearing purple?
Link: Hey Zelda, LOOK!!!!
Zelda: Wha? AHHHHHH!
Links: What?
Black Mysterious Thing: Hahahahhahahahhaaaa!
~BMT grabs Zelda~
Zelda: Let go of me or I will set the Links on you!
Links: Huh? OOOOOH DOUGHNUTS!
~Links run to doughnut shop~
Zelda: Who are you anyways?
BMT: I am Vaati, the wind mage.
Link: What is it like being a wind mage?
Vaati: Nice job, I think. Nice salaries and I am my own boss.
Vaati: I am going to marry Zelda- Links, you are invited to our wedding.
Links: Thank you.
Zelda: Links!
Links: What?
~Vaati swoops off attacking Plink~
Plink: AAHHH!
~Plink falls to the ground~
Rlink: Plink!
Link: He was like my little brother...
Blink: He was my mentor.
Fairy: I will revive him.
~Fairy revives Plink~
Plink: Yay!
Navi: Hi Link—WAHHH!
Links: What up dude?
Navi: tell me what happened
~Links explain at the same time~
Navi: Wait! One of you tell me!
~Links huddle to decide who will explain~
Link: I have been voted as the spokesperson of us Links!
Navi: What is going on? I can't deal with four of you!!!
Link: Vaati is marrying Zelda.
Navi: NO!! Links, Go save Zelda! Plink and Link, you come with me on Epona to Lon Lon ranch to get more horses while Blink will warp to the Scared Forest Meadow.
Rlink: And me?
Navi: You go to Kakariko and find somewhere to stay.
Links: OK!
~Links run off~
~Scene one Ends~
~Zelda and Link go up to the seal~
Zelda: Link, this is the stupid sword that I told you about.
Link: huh? Zelda: LINK!!!! PAY ATTENTION!!! ! Link: Don't throw a tantrum girl.
Zelda: I ALWAYS THROW TANTRUMS AT IDIOTS WHO WILL GRAB THE FOUR SWORD!!!
~Link, not paying any attention to her draws the blade and splits into four Links~
Link: That felt weird
RedLink: You tell me!
BlueLink: I feel funny...
PurpleLink: Why am I wearing purple?
Link: Hey Zelda, LOOK!!!!
Zelda: Wha? AHHHHHH!
Links: What?
Black Mysterious Thing: Hahahahhahahahhaaaa!
~BMT grabs Zelda~
Zelda: Let go of me or I will set the Links on you!
Links: Huh? OOOOOH DOUGHNUTS!
~Links run to doughnut shop~
Zelda: Who are you anyways?
BMT: I am Vaati, the wind mage.
Link: What is it like being a wind mage?
Vaati: Nice job, I think. Nice salaries and I am my own boss.
Vaati: I am going to marry Zelda- Links, you are invited to our wedding.
Links: Thank you.
Zelda: Links!
Links: What?
~Vaati swoops off attacking Plink~
Plink: AAHHH!
~Plink falls to the ground~
Rlink: Plink!
Link: He was like my little brother...
Blink: He was my mentor.
Fairy: I will revive him.
~Fairy revives Plink~
Plink: Yay!
Navi: Hi Link—WAHHH!
Links: What up dude?
Navi: tell me what happened
~Links explain at the same time~
Navi: Wait! One of you tell me!
~Links huddle to decide who will explain~
Link: I have been voted as the spokesperson of us Links!
Navi: What is going on? I can't deal with four of you!!!
Link: Vaati is marrying Zelda.
Navi: NO!! Links, Go save Zelda! Plink and Link, you come with me on Epona to Lon Lon ranch to get more horses while Blink will warp to the Scared Forest Meadow.
Rlink: And me?
Navi: You go to Kakariko and find somewhere to stay.
Links: OK!
~Links run off~
~Scene one Ends~
