AN: I've seen a couple of blooper things for other catagories, so I thought that I would have a go at doing one myself.
So here is a collection of scenarios that have never, and will never, appear in the actual manga. (Since I don't actually watch the anime, they might have appeared there.)
Kitchen time
Itachi walked into the kitchen where all the Akatsuki ate their meals, after having been called away from his own food by the leader wanting to talk with him. He noticed that Kisame was eating a thick stew, in a red bowl. "Kisame." Itachi's blue partner turned and looked at Itachi.
"Yeah?"
"…Is that my dinner you're eating?" Itachi questioned, his face seemingly void of all emotions. Kisame chuckled nervously.
"Err…yeah. Sorry, but I was really hungry, and it smelt good. What is it anyway, 'cause it's really tasty!" Kisame exclaimed. Itachi watched as Kisame took a large mouthful of the stew before speaking.
"...Shark fin stew." Kisame turned an interesting colour, looked at Itachi, at the dish in front of him, and then fled the table to throw up.
To this day, Kisame hasn't eaten anything prepared by Itachi.
SUPER!
"Some citizens in Konoha looked up at the sky, and saw something flying away from the Hokage tower.
"It's a bird"
"It's a Kunai"
"It's..." The flying thing stopped over the hot springs for a moment, giggled pervertedly, and carried on flying. "It's a super pervert." The citizen deadpanned.
Tsunade made a mental note to work on her aim later.
Stress relief
No-one knew that the reason Iruka-sensei managed to stay so calm while teaching Naruto through the academy years, was a little orange book that he kept hidden in his desk.
Contest
That makes another win for me Gai." Kakashi said, giving his 'rival' his famous eyesmile.
"But...But...I don't understand..." Gai sat in shock, looking at his eternal rival. "How did you manage to eat six bowls of ramen...Without taking your mask off?
Position
"Your hatred is weak little brother." Itachi stated, activating his sharingan.
"Err...Itachi? He's standing behind you." Kisame pointed out.
Rocky Horror
"Who are you?" Sasuke demanded angrily. The strange grass kunoichi chuckled.
"Kukuku...Who am I dear Sasuke? That's easy." Sasuke got himself ready for any attack, as the ninja started walking towards him.
"I'm just a..." The ninja grabber her outfit and ripped it off, her skin coming with it, revealing Orochimaru wearing fishnet stockings, high heels, and a strange corset thing. "Sweet transvestite!"
Sasuke fled with a speed that put the Fourth Hokage's Hirashin to shame.
AN: Aand Cut! that's all from this edition of Naruto bloopers.
Remember, I don't own Naruto.
