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A/N: Link thinks about all the flirtacious girls he's met. Also, this is my first Zelda fic, so don't flame me. Ok? Ok.

"Why did I have to be born so darn hadsome?" Link says to himself. "Every single girl I've met has a crush on me. Ruto, Malon, Zelda, and Saria are all after me. It's so annoying, all those giggles I hear." he complains. "One girl is enough, but four? Aye aye aye aye aye. It's enough to make any Hylian boy's head to spin. There's two Hylians, one Kokirian, and one Zora chasing me. Plus with the position of Hero of Time and the job of saving the world from Ganandorf, it's all too much." he says. "Stop complaning." Navi told him. "What? You'd complain too if there were four faries who wanted to go out with you, you were the Hero of Time, and you had too save Hyrule from Ganondorf." Link said to her. ''Just consider yourself lucky. I know tons of guys who would faint dead on the spot if one girl, let alone four, ever walked up to him because he's so desperate.'' "Yeah but still, I'm the Hero of Time. I don't have time to go around running away from four girls." "Cheer up Link. At least you don't have to worry about a bunch of Lizafos trying to take over Goron City." Navi said. Just then, "Link, help us. The lizafos are attacking us." a voice shouted from somewhere up on Mt. Doom. "I'll be right back Navi." Link said.

A few minutes later

"I'm back Navi." Link said. ''Ah well, at least you don't have to worry about poes taking over Kakariko." Navi sighed. "Ahhhhhhhh! Poes! Save us!" a voice came from Kakariko Village. "I'll be back." Link said to Navi.

A few minutes later

"Ok. I'm back. At least green tektites aren't attacking the Zora domain." Navi said. "Eeek! Tektites! Help!" a voice said from Lake Hylia. "Just a minute Navi" Link sighed.

A few minutes later

"I'm back again." Link said. "Well at least you don't have to worry about mmmmmhhhhhhh mmmmmmhhhhh mh mh. Hey what did you stop me for?'' Navi said. "Every suggestion you made just made my problems worse." Link replied. "Oh, is that all. Well at least none of the girls are here." Navi said. "Well, you're right about that at least" Link sighed. "Oh Linkie." a bunch of girls' voices said. "Got to go Navi. When will I ever get some peace and quiet?" Link sighed.

A\N: Well, sorry it was extremely short, but my worst case of writer's block yet has not completly gone away, so if you are reading my other fic, Weasels, and Ferrets, and Stoats, Oh My (In the Redwall category),

you'll have to wait a while longer. Sorry.