Hi there, this is Sword of Seals (from now on, I'm calling myself SOS) and this is my first Diary fanfic. It kind of sucks at first, but I hope it will get better.

Lucius: Why are you writing a diary on me, why not Erk or Canas?

Erk and Canas: Hey!

SOS: Well, there are already too many Erk's Diaries and I haven't gotten Canas yet in my game. Does he come in Hectors story or something, because I went through Eliwood's and he wasn't in there.

Lucius: Oh

SOS: Ok, just for the record, for my tactician, I put my initials OAK, so if it looks weird, that's why. And I edited some of the conversations. On with the Fanfic!

Lucius' Diary Day 1 Location: Inn Current feelings: Annoyed as hell

Ok, I got good news and bad news. Good news, I finally quit that lousy monastery. I hated that bishop. He always told me to do the most impossible and worthless things. Well, I quit and now I am alone. This is heaven to me. No more monks, no more monasteries, no more bishops. The bad news, I have to stay at this inn. I will name three bad things about this inn.

The innkeeper is an idiotic weirdo and overcharges for staying at the inn, 100 gold for a room. I would understand if it was luxury or something, but it's actually not.

The inn is a rackety, smelly, overpriced mousetrap. I could have SWORN that I saw a family of mice being fed by the innkeeper.

The two idiots next door. A boy and his older sister. They are a stupid bunch. The boy is an annoying moron who thinks his flute can do anything. He runs around the inn blasting at the top of his lungs IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT. I really just want to snap that thing in half.

Right now, the kid is playing his flute in the excuse-for-a-snack-bar in this inn. I am leaving first thing tomorrow. Oh, and btw, I got this diary from the bishop at the monastery. He said that if I didn't, he would banish me to hell or something. I really don't care, because I really don't think I will see him ever again in my lifetime. I don't even know why I bother. Excuse me, but I believe I have a child to blast with Lightning.

Lucius, Elimine Monk

Day 2 Location: Outside the inn Current feelings: Thrilled blasting shamans, mercenaries, archers, mages, etc.

Today when I woke up, I found Nils (That brat) moping in my room crying. I asked him to get lost and surprisingly he left. I asked the innkeeper what was Nils' problem and he said that the "Black Fang" kidnapped Nils' sister. I'm telling you, that was the happiest moment of my life. I followed Nils outside to rub it in is face. But he was talking to this girl with her entire leg showing. I followed him and right when I was about to say something, this happened:

Girl: Hmm what's your name?

Me: Lucius. I want to...

Girl: Lucius? You want to help this child here? Great! Welcome! My name's Lyn!

Me: but...

Lyn: That's Ok! We'll pay you a large amount! How does 2000 gold a week sound?

Me: Well, I, sure, why not?

Lyn: Ok, let me show you around...

So, she showed me around. First she showed me OAK, the "tactician" He gives ok advice I guess. Then, Kent and Sain, two cavaliers. They are supposed to be "Knights" (cough, cough) but only Kent acts like a knight. Sain, well, flirts. I punched him in the gut when he tried hitting on me. I swear, I need to cut this long hair. Then, there was Florina, a Pegasus "knight" from Ilia. She really shouldn't be called a knight. Looks like one good aimed Lightning blast would finish her off. Then, there is Will, an archer. He talks waaaay too much. I said he should really focus on shooting than talking, but did he listen? No. Next is Dorcas. He, well, doesn't talk. After that there is Serra. She is the sole person in the world who could talk over 5000 words per second. Peculiar, she looked at me with large hearts for eyes... I think I will stay away from her. And their last recruit is Erk. (A/N: Erk: Hey its me! Its me!) He really is sarcastic and spends most of his time reading. He seems the only decent one here. I have yet to decide. And last is NILS! No amount of money is worth this. Oh well, I signed a contract. At least I get money.

Currently, I am on one of these missions and the mission is to kill Heintz, that shaman weirdo at the gate behind the mountains, which only brigands can go through. We have to go through the long way, which are conveniently filled with enemies. Ok, I better stop writing. OAK wants me to go after Heintz.

Lucius, Elimine Monk

Day 3 Location: Classified hiding spot Current feelings: afraid

Right now, I am hiding somewhere that I will not mention in case Serra finds me. Ooooh, she scares the Holy Spirit out of me. She tries to use "Heal" on me far too many times. I hate that. Even if I am at full life, more heal. So, I hide. That annoying brat Nils is trying to find me for Serra's sake. Whenever he finds me, I cast Lightning and get in trouble. OAK found my diary and now he gives me extra money to write in it. Here comes Nils now...

Nils: Ha! There you are, Lucius! Oh SER-uhhhh

Me: (Finishes off a Lightning blast)

Ninian: (We, um that Eliwood guy, rescued her) Nils! Don't bother Lucius like that! (Starts spanking him in the butt)

Me: (Laughing my head off)

That was definitely funny. Uh oh, OAK , the Diary police, is coming. I better wrap this up quickly. Sorry for the short entry.

Lucius, Elimine Monk

SOS: Yaay! Days one-three ^ ^ Erk: I made a brief entrance! But it was so dramatic! T_T Lucius: Yea, yea. Please don't humiliate me.... SOS: Good Idea Lucius: 0_0 SOS: It will wait, so until next time, tata!
~Sword of Seals