EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY
JULIET VS SQUIDWARD
BEGIN
[JULIET]
AH LOOK WHO HERE THERE FOR IT SQUIDWARD
THE MOST SHITTIEST CREATRE OF NOTHING STUPIDIER
YOU SHOULD KNOW YOUR THE GRUMPEST ONE OF ALL
LIKE OSCAR THE GROUCH ONLY YOUR TOO TALL
WHAT THE FUCK YOU HATE YOUR NEIGHBOR SPONGEBOB
OR HIS PET GARY BUT A CRAPPY LITTLE SLOB
YOU HATE YOUR JOB AT THE KRUSTY KRAB
I'LL TELL ROMEO THAT YOU WILL BE STAB
[SQUIDWARD]
WHO THIS JULIET THE SEXIEST BITCH
YOU MADE YOUR MOVIE SAD IT A PIECE OF SHIT
YOU FAKE YOUR DEATH SO ROMEO COULD COME
HE DIDN'T KNOW YOUR IDEA WAS DUMB
YOUR A CAPULET AND ROMEO A MONTAGUE
I'LL TELL YOUR BOYFRIEND SO HE COULD FUCK YOU
I DON'T CARE YOU COMMIT SUICIDE
ROMEO THOUGHT YOU WERE NOT ALIVE
[JULIET]
LOOK WHO TALKING ABOUT SUICIDE
YOUR VIDEO HAD IT WANNA ASK WHY
MY MOVIE IS TRAGEDY BUT ACTON OCCURR
MY HERO ROMEO NEVER WANT ME HURT
IF YOU DON'T LIKE YOUR JOB JUST QUIT AND RUN
LOOK FOR A NEW ONE YOU FUCKING PUNK
YOU DON'T EVEN GIVE A CRAP WITH YOUR CLARINET
IT WAY TOO LOUD YOUR MAKING ME DEAF
[SQUIDWARD]
HA HA YOUR JUST JEALOUS WHY
MY SHOW HAD SEASON AND EPISODE REPLY
NO ONE LIKE TO WATCH TRAGEDY THEY ONLY LIKE FUNNY
LIKE GROUNDHOG DAY, RAINBOW TRIBE, SIMPSONS, AND MODERN FAMILY
YOUR A COPYCATER LIKE HAMLET AND LION KING
FIRST COME THE BATTLE AND END OF THE TRAGEDY
FUCK YOU I'M GOING BACK TO BED
WHEN ROMEO COME GOODBYE YOUR DEAD
WHO WON
YOU DECIDE
