When Sora and Coffee Meet
Disclaimer: I only own the plot of this story, and a very empty pack of gum. It's my empty pack! You can't have it! Stay back!
Readers: O.o
Random Raccoon: This story takes place shortly before Kingdom Hearts.
Me: A raccoon! It wants to take my preeeccciioouusss empty pack of gum. It must DIE!
Me: *Chases the raccoon around*
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Sora, Kairi, and Riku are, as usual, at the beach.
Kairi: Yawn, so bored.
Riku: Ditto that.
Random Ditto: Ditto, ditto!!!
Sora: Hey, purple dude. Wrong fic.
RD: *Sadly* Ditto... *Disapears*
Kairi: Still bored.
Riku: Same here.
Sora: You said that already.
Riku: *Bored* So?
Sora: Hey, I know! We could build something!
Kairi: We did that yesterday, remember?
Sora: Oh yeah.
He thinks hard and remembers what had happened.
Flashback
Sora has a hammer. He is pounding two televisions together.
Riku: O.o Sora! Don't hit that obviously exsposed wire!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sora: This one?
Riku: Yes, that one!!!!!!!
Sora: Okay!
He hits the wire.
Riku: *Slowly and dramatically* Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!
There is a HUGE explosion.
End flashback
Sora: Heh heh, whoops. *Looks at a tiny crater on the ground* sorry. *Passes out from thinking so hard*
Kairi: That was interesting. It happens almost everyday, but it was the most interesting thing to happen today. *She laughs her infamous, evil, terrifying, destructive, demonic giggle of doom!!!, blasting several readers across the room* I just got an idea!
Sora: *Wakes up* Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!! Kairi got an idea!!!!!!!!!!!! It's the end of the world!!!!!!!!! *Passes out*
Riku and Kairi: O.O
Riku: Just what was your idea?
Kairi: *Evily* You'll see.............*Another evil, terrifying, destructive, demonic giggle of doom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
Riku: Make it stop!!!!!!
A while later.................
Kairi is holding a pot of coffee. Riku is holding a feather duster. Sora is still unconscious. It's noon. Do you know where your kids are?
The parents of Riku, Kairi, and Sora: *Annoyed* Yes.
Just asking.
TpoR,K,aS: ^___^
Kairi: Now!!!!!!!
Riku attacks Sora with the feather duster. Unfortunantly for Sora, he is very ticklish.
Sora: He he ha ha ha hehehehhehehhehahhahahahhhehahahahhahahahhehehehahhahahahahahahahahahahhahah ahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Make it stop!!!!!!!
Riku stops.
Kairi: *Evil, terrifying, destructive, demonic giggle of doom!!!!! again* Hey Sora, want to try some coffee?
Sora: What's coffee?
Riku: *Snicker* Only the newest, hippest energy drink out at the moment. *Thinking* Wow, I can't believe I just said that.
Sora: Than I need some!!!!!!
Kairi: Well, I'm not sure that I should let you have some.
Sora: *Puppy-dog eyes* Please? *Is hopping all over the place.*
Kairi: Maybe.... *Thinking* How long should I make this last?
Riku: *Thinking* How about another five minutes?
Kairi: *Thinking* How did you know what I was thinking?!?!?!??!?!??!?!
Riku: *Thinking* I dunno.
Sora: I want coffee!!!!! *Is a blur*
Riku, who is ignoring Sora, sssssssssslllllllllllllllllllllooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwlllllllllllyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy pours himself a cup of coffee.
Sora: Coffeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! *Is now jumping in a large hole.*
Kairi, also ignoring Sora, even more ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssslllllllllllllllllllllll lllllllllllllllllllllllllllooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll lllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy pours herself a cup of coffee.
Sora: Please? Coffee? *Is somehow out of energy*
Riku: We haven't been stopping you.
Sora: *Sweatdrop*
Sora takes a sip of coffee, then drinks the whole pot in less than a second.
Sora: ^__^
Kairi: *Thinking* Hmmmm........... Nothing's happened yet.
Riku: *Thinking* Yeah, that is weird. Maybe it takes a minute for coffee to work.
Kairi: *Thinking* How did you do that?
Riku: *Thinking* I still dunno.
Sora: *Happily* Wanna duel, Riku?
Riku: Why not? Get your sword and meet me at the usual spot.
Sora disappears. Less than a second later he reappears with his wooden sword.
Riku and Kairi: O.O *Blink-blink* O.O
Kairi: Maybe this wasn't a good idea.
They meet up at that tiny little island connected to theirs with a bridge. Sora is bouncing around all over the place.
Kairi: Begin!!!!!!!!!!! *Evil giggle of doom!!!!!!!!!!!!*
Sora hops up to the top of a tree. Riku whacks the tree, but Sora had already jumped back to the ground. Riku slashes, but Sora deflects it. Sora stabs, slashes, then does a much more powerful slash, sending Riku flying toward the East.
Sora: *Really quikly* Iwon!Yay!Alright!!!!!!ThisisthefirsttimethatIhavewonandit'sallthankstocoffee !
Riku comes flying from over the Western horizon, covered in postage stamps from all over the world. He slams into the beach.
Kairi: You stay here, Sora. I'm going to check up on Riku.
Sora: *Happily* Okay! Bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy..........................
Instead of checking up on Riku, Kairi goes to the secret place by the waterfall. Wakka and Tidus are exploring the tiny place until Kairi comes in.
Wakka: Good morning, ya?
Tidus: It's in the afternoon.
Wakka: Sorry, ya. My watch is broken.
Tidus: You don't have a watch.
Wakka: Oh yeah.
Kairi tells them what she did.
Wakka: This is trouble, ya?
Kairi: Yes, but now we need to de-coffeefy Sora.
Tidus: Yes, that would be a problem.
Wakka: I got an idea, ya!
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Me: If you want to know what happens next, I need at least one request for me to continue.
Raccoon: Yeah *Pantpant* at least *Pant* one.
Me: The raccoon! It must die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Disclaimer: I only own the plot of this story, and a very empty pack of gum. It's my empty pack! You can't have it! Stay back!
Readers: O.o
Random Raccoon: This story takes place shortly before Kingdom Hearts.
Me: A raccoon! It wants to take my preeeccciioouusss empty pack of gum. It must DIE!
Me: *Chases the raccoon around*
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Sora, Kairi, and Riku are, as usual, at the beach.
Kairi: Yawn, so bored.
Riku: Ditto that.
Random Ditto: Ditto, ditto!!!
Sora: Hey, purple dude. Wrong fic.
RD: *Sadly* Ditto... *Disapears*
Kairi: Still bored.
Riku: Same here.
Sora: You said that already.
Riku: *Bored* So?
Sora: Hey, I know! We could build something!
Kairi: We did that yesterday, remember?
Sora: Oh yeah.
He thinks hard and remembers what had happened.
Flashback
Sora has a hammer. He is pounding two televisions together.
Riku: O.o Sora! Don't hit that obviously exsposed wire!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sora: This one?
Riku: Yes, that one!!!!!!!
Sora: Okay!
He hits the wire.
Riku: *Slowly and dramatically* Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!
There is a HUGE explosion.
End flashback
Sora: Heh heh, whoops. *Looks at a tiny crater on the ground* sorry. *Passes out from thinking so hard*
Kairi: That was interesting. It happens almost everyday, but it was the most interesting thing to happen today. *She laughs her infamous, evil, terrifying, destructive, demonic giggle of doom!!!, blasting several readers across the room* I just got an idea!
Sora: *Wakes up* Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!! Kairi got an idea!!!!!!!!!!!! It's the end of the world!!!!!!!!! *Passes out*
Riku and Kairi: O.O
Riku: Just what was your idea?
Kairi: *Evily* You'll see.............*Another evil, terrifying, destructive, demonic giggle of doom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
Riku: Make it stop!!!!!!
A while later.................
Kairi is holding a pot of coffee. Riku is holding a feather duster. Sora is still unconscious. It's noon. Do you know where your kids are?
The parents of Riku, Kairi, and Sora: *Annoyed* Yes.
Just asking.
TpoR,K,aS: ^___^
Kairi: Now!!!!!!!
Riku attacks Sora with the feather duster. Unfortunantly for Sora, he is very ticklish.
Sora: He he ha ha ha hehehehhehehhehahhahahahhhehahahahhahahahhehehehahhahahahahahahahahahahhahah ahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Make it stop!!!!!!!
Riku stops.
Kairi: *Evil, terrifying, destructive, demonic giggle of doom!!!!! again* Hey Sora, want to try some coffee?
Sora: What's coffee?
Riku: *Snicker* Only the newest, hippest energy drink out at the moment. *Thinking* Wow, I can't believe I just said that.
Sora: Than I need some!!!!!!
Kairi: Well, I'm not sure that I should let you have some.
Sora: *Puppy-dog eyes* Please? *Is hopping all over the place.*
Kairi: Maybe.... *Thinking* How long should I make this last?
Riku: *Thinking* How about another five minutes?
Kairi: *Thinking* How did you know what I was thinking?!?!?!??!?!??!?!
Riku: *Thinking* I dunno.
Sora: I want coffee!!!!! *Is a blur*
Riku, who is ignoring Sora, sssssssssslllllllllllllllllllllooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwlllllllllllyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy pours himself a cup of coffee.
Sora: Coffeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! *Is now jumping in a large hole.*
Kairi, also ignoring Sora, even more ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssslllllllllllllllllllllll lllllllllllllllllllllllllllooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll lllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy pours herself a cup of coffee.
Sora: Please? Coffee? *Is somehow out of energy*
Riku: We haven't been stopping you.
Sora: *Sweatdrop*
Sora takes a sip of coffee, then drinks the whole pot in less than a second.
Sora: ^__^
Kairi: *Thinking* Hmmmm........... Nothing's happened yet.
Riku: *Thinking* Yeah, that is weird. Maybe it takes a minute for coffee to work.
Kairi: *Thinking* How did you do that?
Riku: *Thinking* I still dunno.
Sora: *Happily* Wanna duel, Riku?
Riku: Why not? Get your sword and meet me at the usual spot.
Sora disappears. Less than a second later he reappears with his wooden sword.
Riku and Kairi: O.O *Blink-blink* O.O
Kairi: Maybe this wasn't a good idea.
They meet up at that tiny little island connected to theirs with a bridge. Sora is bouncing around all over the place.
Kairi: Begin!!!!!!!!!!! *Evil giggle of doom!!!!!!!!!!!!*
Sora hops up to the top of a tree. Riku whacks the tree, but Sora had already jumped back to the ground. Riku slashes, but Sora deflects it. Sora stabs, slashes, then does a much more powerful slash, sending Riku flying toward the East.
Sora: *Really quikly* Iwon!Yay!Alright!!!!!!ThisisthefirsttimethatIhavewonandit'sallthankstocoffee !
Riku comes flying from over the Western horizon, covered in postage stamps from all over the world. He slams into the beach.
Kairi: You stay here, Sora. I'm going to check up on Riku.
Sora: *Happily* Okay! Bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy..........................
Instead of checking up on Riku, Kairi goes to the secret place by the waterfall. Wakka and Tidus are exploring the tiny place until Kairi comes in.
Wakka: Good morning, ya?
Tidus: It's in the afternoon.
Wakka: Sorry, ya. My watch is broken.
Tidus: You don't have a watch.
Wakka: Oh yeah.
Kairi tells them what she did.
Wakka: This is trouble, ya?
Kairi: Yes, but now we need to de-coffeefy Sora.
Tidus: Yes, that would be a problem.
Wakka: I got an idea, ya!
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Me: If you want to know what happens next, I need at least one request for me to continue.
Raccoon: Yeah *Pantpant* at least *Pant* one.
Me: The raccoon! It must die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
