Disclaimer: Of course I dun own Naruto

Summery: Team Gai found out a bizarre object buried in the woods where they train. What's that? Nobody knows (maybe … except one but that's secret). Could it be U.F.O? Or treasure? Nobody knows (of course just except one). Tsunade-sama, ANBU and team others came to examine. What will they do?

Warning: OOC-ness.

Unidentified Object No Flying

Corle

Chapter 1: Treasure

It was a sunny summer morning. As usual, Team Gai train in the woods but today they have a mission.

"MISSION?" Tenten yelled. "What's the mission?"

"The mission is …" Gai-sensei answers her jovially.

Two hours later

"Ouch…" Tenten groaned as rubbed her hands gently.

"What's wrong, Tenten?"

"I hurt. Can we stop for a while, Gai-sensei?"

"Nope nope. We have to go on when the Flames of Youth still burn in our bodies." Gai-sensei said excitedly. "You must know that."

"I knew that, Gai-sensei. I'll try my best to do." She said vigilantly when heard words 'the Flames of Youth' from her sensei.

"GOOD, TEAM GAI, TRY HARD." Gai-sensei bawled.

"Yep, sensei." Lee replied unanimously and joyfully before so-murderous-glint from teammates.

"But … why do we dig here up? It's waste of time." She said and moved the hoe hard.

"I think someone buried something underground, we have to find out it. That can be treasure." Gai-sensei answered and hoed continuously with excitement.

"If found out we would be wealthy." Lee said and imagined. "I'll use that money to buy a lot of flowers, gifts for Sakura-chan and she'll like me…"

"If I had that money, I would buy a lot of weapons. I'll cut you to a thousand pieces and then bury you with all the flowers you bought." She said with a fretty tone. "And you, Neji, what will you do?"

"Hn. I'm not interested in money." Neji answered coldly.

Lee, Tenten and Gai-sensei sweat-dropped.

"Neji, are you man?"

"Yep. I'm a man, just … a man wasn't greedy." He said peacefully and hoed leisurely.

"He alluded that we're greedy men, ne?" Lee asked.

"Not allude, he spoke directly to us." Gai-sensei replied.

"Include me?" Tenten added and angrily looked at Neji.

30 mins later

"cop"

"What's the matter, Tenten? The hoe was broken again, wasn't it? You broke five hoes." Lee said.

"Exactly, she broke six hoes." Neji added.

"Hey you guys, I admit that I broke six former but I didn't broke this hoe. If broke, the sound must be 'crack' instead of 'cop'." Tenten reproached and raise the intact hoe to teammates. "Here it is, unchanged and intact."

"I saw, Tenten. So … what's that sound?" Lee asked her.

"I don't know and not care either." She said angrily.

"You must care about it. Do you need money to buy the weapons to cut Lee off?" Neji smirked. "Maybe … you hoed something like-"

"T.R.E.A.S.U.R.E!" Tenten, Lee and Gai-sensei yelled joyfully and hoed as fast as possible.

Neji sweat-dropped. "But … that can be a piece of piteous hoes of her. She said that she wasn't greedy. Hn"

But nobody in his team heard that. They're very busy, so …

5 mins later

"YOOOOOOOOOSH! WE FOUND OUT IT!". Gai-sensei cried aloud happily.

"Yeah, Gai-sensei. We'll be wealthy." Lee added and dreamed of wealthy future.

"I'll buy a lot of flowers and gifts for Anko-chan, too." Gai imaged. "And then … I'll ask her to be my-"

"HEY HEY!" Tenten interposed her sensei. "You have to share them for me. I found out them first."

"Okay, Tenten, the beautiful flower of Team Gai, we'll share them for you and … Neji, too."

"I don't need them." He said coldly.

"No … I'll replace you to get them, neh, Neji?" Tenten entreated him and shook him roughly.

"Let me go, Tenten." He said grudgingly and glared at her.

She realized that she shook him mercilessly, so … she smiled at him as sweetly as possible and run as far as possible from him.

"Gomen nasai, Neji. I didn't premeditate, really not, forgive me."

"I saw you, Tenten. Don't think you can hide behind those trees."

"But if found me, what would you do? Kill me?" Tenten said. "No, Hyuuga will never do that."

"Yes, I won't punish you by killing you but I'll get your treasure." Neji said and smirked.

"NO NO." She yelled and run fast to his spot. "I won't let you do that, Neji. I'll kill you to protect those treasures."

Upon these words, she took shurikens from her pocket and threw them to him, began their war.

"Do we restrain them, sensei?" Lee asked his sensei.

"I think …no." Gai answered.

Finally, they decided that … won't restrain, and let the war continuous happening, so … they stood still looking at Tenten and Neji 'train' amid the smoke and fire of the battlefield. The battle was more balanced than everyday. Tenten became stronger and more determined, people said that this can be called 'the power of love', er … sorry this can be called 'the power of money', and her chakra seemed to become unlimited. The war happened so drastically until …

"Neji, stop stop."

"What?" Neji seemed to be surprised at interrupting the war from his teammate. "Stop?"

"Yeah, can we-?" She smiled at him friendly.

"Never." He said and smirked.

"But-"

"No."

"I-"

"No"

"Neji, but-"

"No." He grinned complacently because of making his teammate angry.

"N.E.J.I." She shouted at him furiously. "BUT I'M SOOOO HUNGRY. I HAVE TO STOP THIS BATTLE TO HAVE LUNCH."

"I don't have to have lunch." He replied calmly.

"But I need. If I didn't, I would die." She looked at him with pressing glint. "Please. We'll continuous later, heh?"

He was soundless after hearing her words, seemed to consider carefully about the offer. The air gradually became heavy and stuffy, plunge her into frightfulness. She could smell murderous air around here, be sent from him.

"Ha, Neji, you don't have to look at me like that. I see, I see, maybe … you're hungry too, aren't you? Heh?" She tried to smile at him and …

"This is a humor fic, not horror, action. So I'll stop looking at you like this." Neji said coolly.

"Yeah, that's right." She smiled at him again.

"But this fic isn't a romance, so I won't accept your offer easily only because you smiled at me sweetly."

"So … what'll you do?" She worried when seeing his smirk.

"Nothing. You can go to have lunch." He said and sat down, lean against the nearest tree.

"I-I can?"

"Yep."

"What's about the battle?"

"You won. You can get my treasure."

"Really? You said this fic isn't a romance."

"Yep."

Tenten fainted away suddenly.

One hour later

"I wanna eat …" She mumbled while sleeping.

"What did she say?" Lee asked anxiously.

"She said she wanna eat you." Neji answered him coolly.

"What? Really?"

"She said she wanna cut you off to a thousand piece, then fry you." Neji smirked.

"But she said she'll bury me, not fry."

"What makes you think like that? She'll fry you like a fish."

"NO NO NO. Even though she's like tomboy but she won't be too wicked to fry her teammate like a fish. NOOOO-" Lee yelled, said and yelled consternatedly.

"Lee, calm down."

"Could you b-be calm down when y-your teammate intended t-to fry you like a-a fish?" Lee stammered.

"More than that. I can be calm when she's gnawing me." Neji sighed and showed his teammate that 'the flower of Team Gai' was holding his hand tightly and gnawing tastily.

Lee's frozen.

"Lee, Lee!"

"Huh?"

"Are you okay?"

"Yep, I'm fine. Thank you."

"You look-"

"What?"

"You look like a statue can speaking." Neji said coolly as release his hand from his teammate's denture.

"…"

"Have you ever seen 'The deep blue sea' film?" Neji asked Lee who's still frozen.

"No. I just see 'Shark Tale' film."

"It's fine too."

"But why did you ask me about that?"

"You saw the denture of shark, didn't you? Her denture and denture of shark are alike."

"Are you hurt?" Lee looked at his teammate anxiously.

"I'm acquainted with that." Neji sighed. "Now she's gnawing my leg."

"W-what? We have to wake her up."

"If she woke up, she could eat you instead of me." He smirked.

"yawn"

"What are you doing, guys? yawn" Tenten smiled at her teammates happily,

"You look so happy." Neji said.

"yawn Maybe because I ate lunch." She smiled happily again.

"But you didn't-"

Neji hurriedly covered Lee's mouth and whisper in his ear. "Do you wanna be eaten by her?"

"No no." Lee sweat-dropped.

"What's the matter with you, Lee?" Tenten said. "Are you fine?"

"Fine. Very fine." Lee tried to smile at her.

"But I don't know why I'm still hungry? Perhaps I have to eat more." She yawned and looked at her teammates. "Guys, are you-"

"No no, not me. Neji has better taste than me." Lee said and hid behind Neji.

Tenten burst out laughing, looked at her teammates and then laughed again.

"Mwhaha. You two look like two fried fish. Hahaha! I just wanna ask you to go to have lunch with me. Mwahahahaha !"

'Fried fish' Lee thought. 'She really intended to fry me like a fish.' Lee sweat-dropped again.

"T-tenten, can I ask y-you a-a question?" Lee stammered.

"Yep."

"Do you wanna eat me or Neji?"

5 mins passed silently

"Mwahahahaha. What the hell makes you think like that? Wahahaha."

"Answer me." Lee said seriously.

"You look serious, so I'll answer seriously too, heh?" Tenten said with 'affected seriousness'. "Really, I'm hungry right now, so hungry, ya know, so I want … uhm… wanna eat BOTH YOU." Tenten laughed craftily.

"So do you want to fry or boil?" Neji added and smirked inner.

"Ah, let me think." She thought and said happily. "Make sushi, yeah, I'll cut you and make sushi and … Lee." She looked around to find her piteous teammate. "Where's Lee?"

"He seems to be scared. Don't joke anymore, Tenten!"

"But you joke him first."

"But you gnawed me first, do you remember?"

"W-what? Me?" Tenten yelled amazingly.

"Yep." Neji smirked at her.

"I thought that's Gai-sensei. Luckily." She sighed for relief. "But you have a good taste, Neji." She smiled happily.

Neji sweat-dropped. 'She's looking at me … er … or she really wanna eat me, no no.'

"Where's Gai-sensei? What is he doing?" Tenten said. "I'm worried."

Neji sighed for relief because she changed topic.

"Worried for her treasure?"

"Yep. What do you think I'm worried for? Gai-sensei, huh? NEVERRR!" She yelled.

10 mins passed

"What must we do? Stand still or find them?"

"Finding them is better."

"Okay. Let's go!" She cried joyfully. "MY TREASURE, I'M COMINGGGGGGG!"

10 mins later

"Hey, Lee …" Tenten waved her hand to her teammate and … he run away from her at once and keep distance about 20 metes.

'Stupid guy, Lee.' She thought.

"Gai-sensei, how's the treasure?" She asked her sensei.

"Unchanged and …" Gai-sensei said as showed an unidentified metal-object dishearteningly.

"I don't think that's treasure." Neji said coolly to his sensei.

"W—WHAT?" She yelled.

"I think so." Gai-sensei sighed and looked at U.O (unidentified object) demurely. "That seems to be …"

T.B.C