The Evil Rewrite of Happyishness and Doom!
Me: Hi and welcome to my second fanfic!!!!!
Everyone: Yay! W00t! Go you! Go Kairi! Go Sora!
Go Kairi's sister Rini! Go...
Me: DON'T EVEN SAY IT!
Everyone: Boo Riku!
Riku: *sulk* How come you hate me?
Me: Because you love Kairi and Kairi belongs to Sora!
Sora and Kairi: *look at each other* What do you mean she (I) belong(s) to him (me)?
Me: Shhhhh...
Riku: *points at Kairi* Sora lover!
Rina and Selphie: *evil laugh* *point at Sora* Kairi lover!
Sora and Kairi: *blush* Am Not!
Everyone accept Rini and Selphie: *point at Rini and Selphie* Riku lover!
Rini and Selphie: And proud of it!
Ansem: *thwaps Rina and Selphie on the head with dualblade*
Me: Ansem! You come on later! Get off!
Ansem: *sulks and walks away*
Rina: *huggles Riku* I LOVE you!
Riku: *squirms* Help!
Me, Kairi and Sora: *laugh* Ummm... NO!
Random Voice: Squaresoft and Disney own these characters with the expectance of Rini and all of the plots are just fiction. This is fan FICTION. Now the story begins.
Sora: *is laying on the beach asleep*
Kairi: *sits on him* Come on! Lets go sick my sister on
Riku! He fell asleep!
Sora: *sleepily* is naptime over already?
Kairi: *helps Sora up* Lets go get Rini!
Both: *run into Rini's room where she is playing none other than Kingdom Hearts*
Rini: WHERE IS THE DANG HUGGLE OPTION!!!!! I MUST HUGGLE YOU!!!!!!!!!! Oh well. I'll beat up my sister! *In the game runs to Kairi and hits her* DIE EVIL SISTER!!!!
Kairi: *clears throat* Well I was going to let you go over and huggle Riku but I'll just huggle him alone.
Rini: NOOOOOOOOOOO! *Runs to the island and huggles Riku oodles* OODLES AND POODLES OF HUGGLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sora: What's a poodle?
Rini: I dunno but it rhymes with oodles! *huggles Riku harder*
Riku: *hits Rini with sword* You are acting like Selphie nut ball. Hey! Lets build a raft!
Riku: For
Kairi: No
Sora: Good
Rini: Reason!
Kairi: okay! I'm gonna tell you to grab some junk, and then we talk on the tree and then a storm comes and then...
Me: CUT CUT CUT! Okay lets just skip to when they figure out they are holding keyblades in traverse town! Just because SOMEONE read ahead of her part...
Kairi: But it says to say that in the script!
Me: *tears out page where it says that* Nuh-unh!
Random Voice: The story skips ahead because the writer wrote a bad script and Kairi just read it and...
Everyone: OH JUST SHUT UP!
Kairi: *pokes Rini in ribs with her own pink keyblade* He He He!
Sora: Hey! Mine says Kairi on it!
Kairi: Hey mine says Sora on it!
Rini: Yay mine says Riku on it!
Riku: *blushes and hides keyblade* That's funny. Mine doesn't say anything on it...
Everyone but Riku: Yes it does!
Rini: *grabs keyblade and gasps* It says Selphie!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone but Riku: Riku and Selphie sitting in a tree...
Riku: *snatches keyblade* Gimmie that stupid thing. Oh, I'm supposed to meet Maleficent now! Bye! *disappears*
Kairi: Oh yeah and I think we are supposed to meet that dog and then we wander around and then we meet Leon
Rini: *cough* SQUALL *cough*
Sora: Then lets go fight Squall!
Rini: LEON!
Everyone but Rini: Whatever!
Rini: *sulk*
Leon: Gimmie your keyblades!
All: *battle crouch* Never!!!
Leon: *kills Sora then just stands there* Umm... I can't hurt girls.
Rini and Kairi: *pull out unknown cloaks* Were not girls! We're girls holding unknown cloaks and keyblades!
Leon: Sorry, I still can't hurt you. I promised Yuffie.
Kairi: You mean the great ninja who wears an outfit skimpier than mine?
Leon: *nodd nodd*
Kairi and Rini: Oooohhhh... *kill Leon then black out* Back at the Hotel...
Voice that sound's like Kairi's: Hello? Are you okay?
Kairi: Oh My God! It's my evil twin sister! DIE!
Yuffie: *turns to Leon* What's wrong with this girl?
Leon: *has an ice pack on his head* Don't know. She's as whacked as the pointy haired kid and the one with red hair.
Kairi: Sora! Where's Sora?
Leon: *points to room across the hall* But the freaked out girl is in the one next to it.
Kairi: Don't care. *runs over to the room where Sora is*
Sora, Riku and Aerith: *are inside doing the chicken dance*
Sora: *runs over to Kairi* Hey Kairi! Come Dance with us!
Riku: Yeah!
Kairi: Aren't you supposed to be with Maleficent?
Riku: *shrug* She wasn't there!
Somewhere on Gummi Road...
Maleficent: Traverse Town or bust... *puts up thumb*
Kairi: But... Why the chicken dance? And anyways what's a chicken? Does it dance?
Sora, Aerith and Riku: *shrug* We don't know but its fun!
Kairi: *joins in*
Yuffie: *walks in* what?
All: It's the chicken dance!
Yuffie: Cool! *joins in*
After an hour of chickening...
Yuffie: Kairi, got and threes?
Kairi: Go eat a fish!
Leon: *opens door and looks inside*
Kairi: Sora, got any queens?
Sora: Maybe, Maybe not.
Kairi: *punches Sora in the shoulder* Come on!
Yuffie: Oh! Hi Squall!
Squall: LEON!
Yuffie: Ooops. So aren't these weirdos supposed to meet that duck and stuff?
Leon: No, they left with the silver haired boy and the redhead.
Kairi: *looks around* Oh yeah, Riku left. And so did Rini.
Sora: Well if we don't get them then who do we get?
Squall: *shrug* Look around. There has to be someone who wants to help you ummm... What are you kids doing again?
All: Getting back to Destiny Islands!
Leon: Well someone must want to help you do that.
Kairi and Sora: Thanks Squall. Thanks Yuffie. Thanks Aerith. *leave*
Squall: ITS LEON!!!!!!
All: Whatever!
Back at Third District...
Two Girls are standing around talking.
Girl 1: Okay so then?
Girl 2: So like after you got back Selphie was pestering you about Sora.
Sora: *whispers* to Kairi* They are talking about me!
Kairi: *whispers* They might help us! Just be quiet.
Girl 1: I told you, I don't know when he's coming back!
Girl 2: Selphie pleaded 'But you have to know Kairi!'
Girl 1: *shakes her head* Good things come to those who wait! * turns around and gasps* OMG Jeanne its Kairi!
Jeanne: Ez, you and your imagination! They aren't... *turns around* OMG its Sora!
Kairi: See?
Sora: *rolls eyes*
Ez and Jeanne: *run up to Sora and Kairi* Can we have your autographs?
Kairi: Err... How about you help us find Rini and Riku and get home?
Ez and Jeanne: Okay!
Ez: Ummm... But first we must introduce ourselves!
Jeanne: I am Jeanne! I am smart and funny and I run fast! I have the power to fight really well! I also have a good imagination!
Ez: I am Ez! I am smart and funny and I run slow! I have the power to recite corny sayings! I also have a good imagination! I also am the queen of typos!
Sora: I think you know who we are and who we are looking for.
Jeanne: Yeah, but who's Rini?
Ez and Sora: Kairi's Sister
Ez: Jinx!
Sora: Huh?
Jeanne: HA! He doesn't know that game. You can't play it then.
Ez: Aww beans.
Maleficent: *appears* Where is Riku?
Kairi: Out looking for us.
Maleficent: Aren't you supposed to be a lifeless puppet now?
Kairi: But I don't wanna be a puppet! They are scary! And Sora dresses like them!
Sora: Yep! Sure do!
Jeanne: OMG! Maleficent! Should we kill her?
Sora: Nah. We have to kill her at Hollow Bastion!
Ez: Beans.
Maleficent: Oh man. Ansem is summoning me.
Ez and Jeanne: OMG ANSEM! HIDE!!!!!! *jump behind lady and the tramp fountain*
Maleficent: *disappears*
Kairi: Well, lets go!
So then after going through and locking 6 planets and one whale, they come to Hollow Bastion.
Ez: *hides behind Kairi and Sora* Fried beans this place is scary...
Jeanne: Nuh-unh!
Ez: Yeah-huh!
Kairi and Sora: Come on! No time to argue!
Ez: Jynx!
Jeanne: Stopaga! They don't know that game!
Ez: Beans. Hey! Lets jump on those thingies!
All: *nod* Okay!
All: *reach platform thing and see Rini's motionless body on the ground*
Kairi: Yay! She's dead! Plus, nobody has her heart, so we can't save her!
Sora: But who will we blame it on?
Jeanne: *points to Belle and Beats kissing in corner* I blame them.
Ez: Eww! Gross! A dog and a lady kissing!
Jeanne: Hey! There is a note on Rini's body! *picks it up*
Note: Dear Sora, Kairi and whatever dorks you have found to help you, Rini is not dead. She is just well, in love with me. I threw her off the Great Crest and she got all hurt. I didn't hurt her. I just accidentally pushed her off. That's all. So, blame Belle and Beast who are making out in the corner. Then go kill whoever is standing in front of the door. I will be behind there with some mouse and some dude by then. Ask the dorks who are following you who she is. Bye, Riku
Ez: Oh yeah! We forgot! We are on a mission too!
Kairi: What for?
Jeanne: To find and kill our teacher, the evil Ms. Bruce.
All: *travel to End of Teh World*
Ez: Ha! Square made a typo!
Sora: No, the script writer is just a bad speller.
All: Oh. *go to the door to darkness/light*
Ez and Jeanne: OMG! It's Ms. Bruce! She will give you marks and homework! KILL HER!
Battle: Begins
Ez: *touches Ms. Bruce lightly with keyblade and she dies*
All: Cool!
Ms. Bruce: *dies*
Door: Hey! You gotta close me!
Ez and Jeanne: *peek in* Ohh! Mickey Mouse and Riku and Ansem are in there! And Mickey is talking to some heartless about a castle!
All outside of door: *are about to shut the door*
Riku: *runs up* Remember, take bad care of her!
Game: *ends*
Me: Cut! And Print! Beautiful!
Ez: Okay, lets just ignore these people and continue.
Jeanne: Where were they?
Riku: *steps out from behind the foam doors* Who are they again?
Sora and Kairi: We don't know. But they talk about us.
Riku: Do you think we exist in the real world?
Sora and Kairi: *look at you* Nah.
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A/N: Hi! I hope you liked it! I was the role of Me and Ez. I am Ez in real life. Um this FF is dedicated to my BFF Jeanne. She played the role of Jeanne. In the story you might of noticed that we were talking about Sora and Kairi? Yeah, well we were role-playing. We do that every day. I wrote this one Saturday when I was bored so it's not the best but it's funny! Please Review and you can flame me if you want, I couldn't care less! Umm I am nearly done with a sequel to my other story, A Fish Down My Pants, which you like this should read AND review. Umm so that's it! Please review and email me for suggestions, requests, flames and cheese! Have a good elephant!
Me: Hi and welcome to my second fanfic!!!!!
Everyone: Yay! W00t! Go you! Go Kairi! Go Sora!
Go Kairi's sister Rini! Go...
Me: DON'T EVEN SAY IT!
Everyone: Boo Riku!
Riku: *sulk* How come you hate me?
Me: Because you love Kairi and Kairi belongs to Sora!
Sora and Kairi: *look at each other* What do you mean she (I) belong(s) to him (me)?
Me: Shhhhh...
Riku: *points at Kairi* Sora lover!
Rina and Selphie: *evil laugh* *point at Sora* Kairi lover!
Sora and Kairi: *blush* Am Not!
Everyone accept Rini and Selphie: *point at Rini and Selphie* Riku lover!
Rini and Selphie: And proud of it!
Ansem: *thwaps Rina and Selphie on the head with dualblade*
Me: Ansem! You come on later! Get off!
Ansem: *sulks and walks away*
Rina: *huggles Riku* I LOVE you!
Riku: *squirms* Help!
Me, Kairi and Sora: *laugh* Ummm... NO!
Random Voice: Squaresoft and Disney own these characters with the expectance of Rini and all of the plots are just fiction. This is fan FICTION. Now the story begins.
Sora: *is laying on the beach asleep*
Kairi: *sits on him* Come on! Lets go sick my sister on
Riku! He fell asleep!
Sora: *sleepily* is naptime over already?
Kairi: *helps Sora up* Lets go get Rini!
Both: *run into Rini's room where she is playing none other than Kingdom Hearts*
Rini: WHERE IS THE DANG HUGGLE OPTION!!!!! I MUST HUGGLE YOU!!!!!!!!!! Oh well. I'll beat up my sister! *In the game runs to Kairi and hits her* DIE EVIL SISTER!!!!
Kairi: *clears throat* Well I was going to let you go over and huggle Riku but I'll just huggle him alone.
Rini: NOOOOOOOOOOO! *Runs to the island and huggles Riku oodles* OODLES AND POODLES OF HUGGLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sora: What's a poodle?
Rini: I dunno but it rhymes with oodles! *huggles Riku harder*
Riku: *hits Rini with sword* You are acting like Selphie nut ball. Hey! Lets build a raft!
Riku: For
Kairi: No
Sora: Good
Rini: Reason!
Kairi: okay! I'm gonna tell you to grab some junk, and then we talk on the tree and then a storm comes and then...
Me: CUT CUT CUT! Okay lets just skip to when they figure out they are holding keyblades in traverse town! Just because SOMEONE read ahead of her part...
Kairi: But it says to say that in the script!
Me: *tears out page where it says that* Nuh-unh!
Random Voice: The story skips ahead because the writer wrote a bad script and Kairi just read it and...
Everyone: OH JUST SHUT UP!
Kairi: *pokes Rini in ribs with her own pink keyblade* He He He!
Sora: Hey! Mine says Kairi on it!
Kairi: Hey mine says Sora on it!
Rini: Yay mine says Riku on it!
Riku: *blushes and hides keyblade* That's funny. Mine doesn't say anything on it...
Everyone but Riku: Yes it does!
Rini: *grabs keyblade and gasps* It says Selphie!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone but Riku: Riku and Selphie sitting in a tree...
Riku: *snatches keyblade* Gimmie that stupid thing. Oh, I'm supposed to meet Maleficent now! Bye! *disappears*
Kairi: Oh yeah and I think we are supposed to meet that dog and then we wander around and then we meet Leon
Rini: *cough* SQUALL *cough*
Sora: Then lets go fight Squall!
Rini: LEON!
Everyone but Rini: Whatever!
Rini: *sulk*
Leon: Gimmie your keyblades!
All: *battle crouch* Never!!!
Leon: *kills Sora then just stands there* Umm... I can't hurt girls.
Rini and Kairi: *pull out unknown cloaks* Were not girls! We're girls holding unknown cloaks and keyblades!
Leon: Sorry, I still can't hurt you. I promised Yuffie.
Kairi: You mean the great ninja who wears an outfit skimpier than mine?
Leon: *nodd nodd*
Kairi and Rini: Oooohhhh... *kill Leon then black out* Back at the Hotel...
Voice that sound's like Kairi's: Hello? Are you okay?
Kairi: Oh My God! It's my evil twin sister! DIE!
Yuffie: *turns to Leon* What's wrong with this girl?
Leon: *has an ice pack on his head* Don't know. She's as whacked as the pointy haired kid and the one with red hair.
Kairi: Sora! Where's Sora?
Leon: *points to room across the hall* But the freaked out girl is in the one next to it.
Kairi: Don't care. *runs over to the room where Sora is*
Sora, Riku and Aerith: *are inside doing the chicken dance*
Sora: *runs over to Kairi* Hey Kairi! Come Dance with us!
Riku: Yeah!
Kairi: Aren't you supposed to be with Maleficent?
Riku: *shrug* She wasn't there!
Somewhere on Gummi Road...
Maleficent: Traverse Town or bust... *puts up thumb*
Kairi: But... Why the chicken dance? And anyways what's a chicken? Does it dance?
Sora, Aerith and Riku: *shrug* We don't know but its fun!
Kairi: *joins in*
Yuffie: *walks in* what?
All: It's the chicken dance!
Yuffie: Cool! *joins in*
After an hour of chickening...
Yuffie: Kairi, got and threes?
Kairi: Go eat a fish!
Leon: *opens door and looks inside*
Kairi: Sora, got any queens?
Sora: Maybe, Maybe not.
Kairi: *punches Sora in the shoulder* Come on!
Yuffie: Oh! Hi Squall!
Squall: LEON!
Yuffie: Ooops. So aren't these weirdos supposed to meet that duck and stuff?
Leon: No, they left with the silver haired boy and the redhead.
Kairi: *looks around* Oh yeah, Riku left. And so did Rini.
Sora: Well if we don't get them then who do we get?
Squall: *shrug* Look around. There has to be someone who wants to help you ummm... What are you kids doing again?
All: Getting back to Destiny Islands!
Leon: Well someone must want to help you do that.
Kairi and Sora: Thanks Squall. Thanks Yuffie. Thanks Aerith. *leave*
Squall: ITS LEON!!!!!!
All: Whatever!
Back at Third District...
Two Girls are standing around talking.
Girl 1: Okay so then?
Girl 2: So like after you got back Selphie was pestering you about Sora.
Sora: *whispers* to Kairi* They are talking about me!
Kairi: *whispers* They might help us! Just be quiet.
Girl 1: I told you, I don't know when he's coming back!
Girl 2: Selphie pleaded 'But you have to know Kairi!'
Girl 1: *shakes her head* Good things come to those who wait! * turns around and gasps* OMG Jeanne its Kairi!
Jeanne: Ez, you and your imagination! They aren't... *turns around* OMG its Sora!
Kairi: See?
Sora: *rolls eyes*
Ez and Jeanne: *run up to Sora and Kairi* Can we have your autographs?
Kairi: Err... How about you help us find Rini and Riku and get home?
Ez and Jeanne: Okay!
Ez: Ummm... But first we must introduce ourselves!
Jeanne: I am Jeanne! I am smart and funny and I run fast! I have the power to fight really well! I also have a good imagination!
Ez: I am Ez! I am smart and funny and I run slow! I have the power to recite corny sayings! I also have a good imagination! I also am the queen of typos!
Sora: I think you know who we are and who we are looking for.
Jeanne: Yeah, but who's Rini?
Ez and Sora: Kairi's Sister
Ez: Jinx!
Sora: Huh?
Jeanne: HA! He doesn't know that game. You can't play it then.
Ez: Aww beans.
Maleficent: *appears* Where is Riku?
Kairi: Out looking for us.
Maleficent: Aren't you supposed to be a lifeless puppet now?
Kairi: But I don't wanna be a puppet! They are scary! And Sora dresses like them!
Sora: Yep! Sure do!
Jeanne: OMG! Maleficent! Should we kill her?
Sora: Nah. We have to kill her at Hollow Bastion!
Ez: Beans.
Maleficent: Oh man. Ansem is summoning me.
Ez and Jeanne: OMG ANSEM! HIDE!!!!!! *jump behind lady and the tramp fountain*
Maleficent: *disappears*
Kairi: Well, lets go!
So then after going through and locking 6 planets and one whale, they come to Hollow Bastion.
Ez: *hides behind Kairi and Sora* Fried beans this place is scary...
Jeanne: Nuh-unh!
Ez: Yeah-huh!
Kairi and Sora: Come on! No time to argue!
Ez: Jynx!
Jeanne: Stopaga! They don't know that game!
Ez: Beans. Hey! Lets jump on those thingies!
All: *nod* Okay!
All: *reach platform thing and see Rini's motionless body on the ground*
Kairi: Yay! She's dead! Plus, nobody has her heart, so we can't save her!
Sora: But who will we blame it on?
Jeanne: *points to Belle and Beats kissing in corner* I blame them.
Ez: Eww! Gross! A dog and a lady kissing!
Jeanne: Hey! There is a note on Rini's body! *picks it up*
Note: Dear Sora, Kairi and whatever dorks you have found to help you, Rini is not dead. She is just well, in love with me. I threw her off the Great Crest and she got all hurt. I didn't hurt her. I just accidentally pushed her off. That's all. So, blame Belle and Beast who are making out in the corner. Then go kill whoever is standing in front of the door. I will be behind there with some mouse and some dude by then. Ask the dorks who are following you who she is. Bye, Riku
Ez: Oh yeah! We forgot! We are on a mission too!
Kairi: What for?
Jeanne: To find and kill our teacher, the evil Ms. Bruce.
All: *travel to End of Teh World*
Ez: Ha! Square made a typo!
Sora: No, the script writer is just a bad speller.
All: Oh. *go to the door to darkness/light*
Ez and Jeanne: OMG! It's Ms. Bruce! She will give you marks and homework! KILL HER!
Battle: Begins
Ez: *touches Ms. Bruce lightly with keyblade and she dies*
All: Cool!
Ms. Bruce: *dies*
Door: Hey! You gotta close me!
Ez and Jeanne: *peek in* Ohh! Mickey Mouse and Riku and Ansem are in there! And Mickey is talking to some heartless about a castle!
All outside of door: *are about to shut the door*
Riku: *runs up* Remember, take bad care of her!
Game: *ends*
Me: Cut! And Print! Beautiful!
Ez: Okay, lets just ignore these people and continue.
Jeanne: Where were they?
Riku: *steps out from behind the foam doors* Who are they again?
Sora and Kairi: We don't know. But they talk about us.
Riku: Do you think we exist in the real world?
Sora and Kairi: *look at you* Nah.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^TEH END^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
A/N: Hi! I hope you liked it! I was the role of Me and Ez. I am Ez in real life. Um this FF is dedicated to my BFF Jeanne. She played the role of Jeanne. In the story you might of noticed that we were talking about Sora and Kairi? Yeah, well we were role-playing. We do that every day. I wrote this one Saturday when I was bored so it's not the best but it's funny! Please Review and you can flame me if you want, I couldn't care less! Umm I am nearly done with a sequel to my other story, A Fish Down My Pants, which you like this should read AND review. Umm so that's it! Please review and email me for suggestions, requests, flames and cheese! Have a good elephant!
