A/N: Lol. I just threw this together on the spur of the moment! I literally wrote this in like, fifteen minutes! Poetry was what I started with when I first began writing and I haven't written one in so long, it was just itching to get out. Of course this is crack compared to my more serious works, but I just wanted to have fun!

A Very Berry Trinity

T'was early morn, one summer's day,

That Rachel did forget

To climb on her elliptical

And fraught herself with sweat

She snuggled even deeper

'Neath the covers of her bed

For she was much too comfortable

And felt buzzy in her head

Then suddenly, she heard a sound

That jerked her wide awake

She saw a face before her

And her knees began to shake

For there was Quinn in front of her,

Her hair all strewn about

With eyes still shut, her breathing deep,

Her lips pursed in a pout

Poor Rachel was confused, aghast

And panicking ensued

'Cause underneath the covers,

She was inarguably nude

She tried to turn away from Quinn,

But then her jaw did drop

As Brittany waltzed into her room,

In neither bottoms nor a top

She sat straight up in such great shock

And then her eyes grew wide

Santana had been sleeping

On Rachel's other side!

This was too much for Rachel,

Her brain had shorted out

Her eyes rolled up back in her head

And she promptly just passed out

"Oh dear, oh dear" said Brittany

"She must still be so tired"

For just last night the Trinity got

What they so most desired

They just showed up at Rachel's door

With lots of booze in hand

'Cause they heard that Rachel's fathers

Were on a cruise ship to Japan

The diva didn't stand a chance,

She gave in to the three

The plans of which, I have to say,

She never did foresee

They wanted Rachel to be theirs

Before the night was done

So then out came the shot glasses

And they started on the fun

The night became a hazy blur

For one tiny brunette

And fireworks exploded

For our sexy drunk quartet

When Rachel came to consciousness

And the Trio calmed her down

They came clean about their feelings

And how they wanted her around

Rachel threw a big ol' hissy fit

Before she came to grips

That deep inside she did in fact

Adore those lady lips

Santana, Quinn and Brittany

Were happy as could be

For four was better than before

When they were only three