Sam's POV
"Yo Freddork!" I placed my mouth at Fredgeek's ears and shrieked at him.
"What now, Sam?" He sighed and rolled his eyes, but they were still glued to the screen.
The nub and I were studying for my big algebra test on Monday, so we were taking a short study break. I decided to annoy that boy.
"Whatcha doin?"
He rolled his eyes again. I swear, one day, his eyes will just roll of his face and I would die of laughter so badly.
"Whatcha doin?" I tried to annoy him again.
"Not now, Puckett." Oooh, harsh.
"Whatcha doin?" I tried to hold back my laughter.
"I am trying to update the iCarly website! Now leave me alone!" He growled at me and I stuck out my tongue at him.
"Whatcha doin? Whatcha doin? Whatcha doinnnnn?" I felt myself bursting into fits of giggle.
He sighed, put his laptop down and turned to look at me.
"Look Sam, if you continue to annoy me further, I swear that I will not tutor you for your big test. You know you need my help." He tried to negotiate.
He was right. I needed the nerd's help. I could have gone to Carly's but she was struggling with her Mathematics too. And I will never, ever go to Jeremy (or should I say Germy) for help, no matter how much of a Math whiz he might be. That kid's been sneezing and coughing since the second grade. Gross. But irritating the Fredloser is so much fun! It's like a healthy, stress relief activity. Ain't it?
Seeing that I kept my mouth shut for the next half a minute, he smiled contentedly and went back to his nerd job. This awkward silence went on for 5 minutes, with him attacking his keyboard furiously and me playing with the high definition buttons on his nerdy camera at the cart.
I walked towards him and leaned in. Again, I placed my mouth next to his ears and whispered, "Hey Freduccini,"
He shuddered and turned to me, giving me his "What the hell" look with his eyebrows raised. Oh my god, why do the Bensons keep doing that with their eyebrows?
"…"
"…"
"… Whatcha doin?" I burst out laughing and started to walk away.
"That's it! You want me to shut you up this way, huh?"
What was he talking ab—
That nub grabbed me by the waist and spun me around. He placed a firm kiss on my lips and closed his eyes. I still had my eyes wide open. No matter how cliché this may sound, but the sparks were everywhere! Kissing that nub again was a little weird, but man he is a great kisser! I reacted after a few moments and shut my eyes. The kiss was not rough but a simple and sweet kiss. It ended about twenty seconds later when he pulled away, breathless. He threw a smirk at me and removed his hands from my waist. I was still shocked from the kiss and nothing came out of my mouth. After he released me, I felt a blush creeping up my cheeks and my faces was burning. That nub… Trying to act all cool and made the bully all blushy and speechless. I will get back at him one day but for now…
"Yo nub!" Finally, I said to him with a grin
He raised his eyebrows at me. Again.
"Whatcha doin?"
