AN: fukn Gots, dunt flam me!
Hello, my name is Ivory Whitness Sanity Pidgeon Away. (AN I had a Gerard Way pun here, but it went away.) I was at school one day, and I was walking to gym. I was wearing wripped skinny jeans and my CUTE new Ughs. I got them cause they have Justin Beeber on them. I love Justin Beeber. Also, I was wearing a shirt with Nick Jonas on it. He's soooooo hot now.
I was walking, and all of a sudden, I saw a goth. I kicked her and wlked on away. Goths ar soooooo fkin annoying, OMG.
The Goth got mad and tried to hit me back, and I started bleeding. All of a sudden, one of the losers ran up and stood in front of me.
"Go aWAY, you fkin loser!" I screamed, but he hit the goth, and the goth dissolved
"What the fck?" I screamed.
"Ivry we need to go!" he screamed.
"Get your fuking hands off me. RAPE!" I Screamed.
He dragged me and threw a piece of gold on the ground. I tried to pick it up, but it was gone. When I saw up, a whole group of old… woman(?) were sitting in a car lookng at me. I felt a herd hit on the back of my head and went out.
I woke up in a dirty looking hospital of some kind.
"Eww, what is this?" "Camp Halfblood, young woman."
I looked over and saw a crip with a long face.
"I'm not a halfblood, you disabled crip. I'm a full-blooded American."
"Have you had American history yet?"
"Yeah, but the teacher was a commie. Said that America was found, and people didn't start here."
He walked away, muttering to herself. Stupid crep.
AN: That's it for today, kiddies. Have a good night! *pinches your cheeks* Didja have enough caaaaandy?
