once upon a time in the land if autisimo lived a midget, a talking olive, a British guy who always cried, a guy who never showed up, a Mexican who slightly annoying but nobody wanted to admit it, another Mexican who was pretty cool, and an egg

They had many adventues , but this was their biggest yet.

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"I want to have sex!" The egg yelled to the shock of the others.

"Sex!?" Said the olive

"Yes!"

"Me too!" Said the midget

"WE ALL DO!" said the British guy who wept

So they all went off on their Adventure, but quickly ran into a noble bard who was called James.

"I am James, do not go into he forest of doom or else you will encounter... The VAMPIRE"

"K" they said as they walked into the forest

HISSSSSSS

"I AM EVON THR VAMPIRE WHO HATES CHIKDREN RAWWWR"

Evon flew around and bit the midget in the neck

AAAAAAH

TO BE CONTINUED