Author's note: One should never ask, simply accept. Please enjoy.
"Seeeeeeeeeeverus."
Snape glared more intensely at the book he was reading, choosing to ignore Lucius who's blonde head was sticking out from behind the door.
"Severus please don't ignore me, I need your advice."
Snape sighed unhappily and looked up. "On what?"
Lucius smirked and jumped into the room. "On this, do you think that Narcissa will like it?"
Snape's mind died; literally it just curled up into a ball of death and cried. In front of him stood Lucius in naught but straps of shiny black leather that criss-crossed his chest and then ran down his sides to wrap around the top of his thighs, everything else was on full display much to Snape's horror. "HOW THE HELL SHOULD I KNOW?"
Lucius pouted. "You're into this right? I found those magazines you like to read, so I assumed that you would be able to give me constructive criticism."
"Get out Lucius! Get out and put on some robes!"
"But Severus I need to know."
"I refuse to comment on this!" Snape yelled and got up and proceeded to beat Lucius with his book, forcing the nearly naked blonde from the room.
~~~~~In another room~~~~~
Narcissa and her sister sat in one of the various drawing rooms of the Malfoy Manor reading when they suddenly heard very loud screaming.
"You think Lucius just showed Snape the outfit?" Narcissa asked.
Bellatrix paused as they heard the shouting continue. "I think we would correct to assume so."
Narcissa smirked and looked back at her book. "Now maybe Severus will learn not insult my scones next time."
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