A/N: This may seem like I was being an idiot, but I am simply venting my frustration.
Song: I'll Quit Singing/I'll Quit Subbing (parody)
Song Artist: Kagamine Len
Author: Emi-hime
Disclaimer: …is this really necessary?
I'll quit writing.
(I mean it.)
If I'm doomed to stay unpopular like now,
(Quite the opposite)
I'll quit writing.
(I'm dead serious about it.)
I'll abandon my account.
(I'll do it!)
With a dreadful story in my mind, almost 2 weeks have passed.
(Has it really been that long?)
I've been writing English Vocaloid music-based stories with a "song" tag.
(And working my butt off too!)
But you probably never heard my name.
(Is it because I never told you?)
But you probably never read my stories.
(Is it because they're not done yet?)
Kthx, I'm riff-raff, even a crying baby would laugh at me.
(Shaddup, sis.)
Someone uploads a story after me.
(Ha! I did it first!)
But the story gets more reviews and more people have it in their favorites.
(Is it because they're more well-known?)
I'll quit editing.
(If no one reads it, who cares?)
If I'm doomed to stay unpopular forever like now,
(I'm timing!)
I'll quit editing.
(It'll be a looooong time until I update! If ever!)
I'll abandon my account.
(SAYONARA!)
I'll quit writing.
(Maybe not, but I won't post it!)
My laptop, FanFiction, anything, and everything.
(It all goes!)
I'll shove them all under my bed.
(From where it shall never return-!)
THANK YOU FOR READING.
(NOW REVIEW!)
Len closed his laptop with a satisfied sigh and turned to look at Rin, who was spinning around in his swivel chair.
"Think that'll work?"
"Of course it will! Have I ever steered you wrong?"
"..."
A/N: This may seem like a crack/parody story, and it kinda is, but there is some truth to it.
xUNLIMITEDx Legacy Story Stats (as of 7/30/11):
Stories: 9 (not including this)
Views: 1,193
Reviews: 48
Do you have any idea how morally depressing that is? Eight authors working their butts off to bring you these stories and only 16 people besides ourselves review them? Really guys, it's depressing.
Silent readers, please don't make this story reality. Please take the time to tell us that you read our story and enjoyed it. We LIVE for our reviews. I should know, I'm the one that forwards them to everyone. Once we get one, all of us are ecstatic, no matter who wrote it.
~macchi
