Our tale begins with a certain blue-haired man bestowed with the title 'Lord of Darkness'. Little did everyone know, he was a vampire. Though, you think it'd be quite obvious due to the pointy ears. Blood was the only thing that completely satiated his hunger, and even then, he longed for more.
Normally, the vampire known as 'Yami' could be found in one of the courtyards in town, attempting to seduce a lovely young lady and get her to come home with him – the curvier the better. The woman would soon find that what she had in mind, was not going to happen. She'd be dead within the hour, thrown into a stack of corpses where all his victims were tossed lazily.
Yami did feel rather guilty about leading the all young women on, especially when he saw the 'missing person' fliers around town.. but a vampire had to eat, right? This particular evening, he was setting his eyes on an absolutely gorgeous brunette. Calling her hair brown would be quite an understatement – it glistened, even in the dark of night, seemingly having faint traces of gold. Yami decided to approach her, thinking that perhaps just this once, he could have some fun before he drained her. She was that beautiful, after all.
The vampire took the woman's hand gently and pressed his lips to it. "Such a pretty lady must have an equally beautiful name, no..?"
The woman had been discussing the problem of the missing townsfolk with her brother. Feeling the lips on her hand, she knew she had been interrupted. "Excuse me? I was talking with my brother." She hit the vampire smartly on the forehead with her palm before turning back to her brother.
Yami stumbled backwards, a slight frown on his face as he rubbed his forehead. He had never been much of a fighter, which is why he resorted to getting poor, helpless, defenseless women to come to his manor. Now.. this woman, oh boy. She was definitely a nine out of ten. At least. He just had to have her. The vampire couldn't help but stare at her large breasts and lick his lips. It had probably been a week or two since the last time he had eaten – he wasn't keeping track. ".. Pardon me, miss.. but I couldn't help but be stricken by your beauty. My sincerest apologies for any offense I may have caused."
"What?" the brunette questioned, arching an eyebrow. "You haven't left yet?" She sighed, "Christian, let's go inside. You never know what or who-" she shot an annoyed glance at Yami. "could be lurking around at night.."
She hadn't just called him a pervert, had she? The vampire's frowned deepened. His usual tactics just weren't working today. Normally, the women were wowed by his shiny hair – which he attempted to keep in perfect condition. Or his fancy clothing, which obviously implied that he had a lot of money to his name. The combination of the two was normally enough to get any young lady in his arms in a matter of minutes. But not today. He tugged at his sleeves nervously before snatching the woman's slender wrist before she could leave. "Please.. don't leave just yet, pretty lady. I haven't had the pleasure of learning your name yet."
She frowned, her brother having abandoned her to go inside. The woman sighed, tugging her wrist easily out of the vampire's grasp, "Alright.. it's Christina Knights."
Yami bowed low and using his most seductive voice replied, "It's an absolute pleasure to meet you, Christina."
".. What was that supposed to be?" Christina questioned, her fce growing stern. She grabbed a fistful of the vampire's clothing and tugged him downwards so she could look him straight in the eye. "I'm not the type of lady to be easily won over, you know." she said regally, drawing back her fist and socking him as hard as she could in the jaw.
"S-surely you must be mistak-" Yami was interrupted when her fist connected with his jaw, knocking one of his fangs out. It fell to the ground with a small 'clink'. Now, he was used to the occasional slap. But never this.
The woman had a polite and slightly mocking smile as she picked up the tooth, her shoes clicking as she walked after her brother.
The Lord of Darkness scrambled to his feet, holding his jaw – the punch had knocked him right onto the floor. He collected himself for a moment before scampering quickly home before the sun could rise. Then he really would be a goner.
Back at his manor, his two best friends were awaiting his return – two blonde bats. They got to their feet quickly, having been sitting right in front of the door. Blinking their wide, blue eyes they chimed, "Masterrr..!" The male bat ran forward and clung to his leg, while the female just stood back, watching.
The vampire smiled a bit at them both as he ruffled the male's hair, despite the throbbing pain in his mouth. He didn't want to worry them at all.
"How did it go, master?" the female bat questioned, folding her small arms.
Yami looked at her sadly and shook his head, "N-no dinner tonight, I'm afraid.." The bats both pouted, the vampire being the only one who was capable of feeding them. "Too bad.." she sighed, nodding a bit.
"I believe I'll be retiring early tonight.." the vampire stated with a small nod, pulling his cape close. The rejections always hurt a bit, but this one did the most. And not just physically. He did his best to give them a happy wave before shuffling off to his coffin.
