I do not own naruto or the akatsuki. but i do pay my respects to Masashi Kishimoto.

Forget about love Deidara

Itachi: Forget about that guy.

Deidara: …

Itachi: Forget about the way you fell into his eyes.

Deidara: turns away

Itachi: Forget about his charm.

Deidara: Slap picture of Sasori down on his dresser

Itachi: Forget about the way he held you in his arms.

Deidara: turns away again

Itachi: Walking on air is obnoxious.

Deidara: swings a pillow at Itachi

Itachi: The thrill

Deidara: misses Itachi with pillow

Itachi: The chill

Deidara: misses Itachi with pillow (again)

Itachi: Will make you nauseous and you'll never enough.

Deidara: mad at Itachi now

Itachi: Just forget about love.

Deidara: finally hits Itachi hard in the face with pillow

Itachi: slides out on his back onto the balcony to where Kisame is.

Itachi: He's buying it so make with the magic.

Kisame: does a little magic.

Itachi: Forget about romantic

Deidara: hides picture of Sasori behind his back

Itachi: Forget the way your heart begins to dance

Sasori: Deidara

Deidara: turns around and sees no one behind him then picks up a desert rose and smells it.

Itachi: Then you feel the blush when he is spouting out some sentimental mush and takes Deidara desert rose and runs with it

Deidara: Runs after Itachi and stops at the edge of the balcony and sees Sasori.

Itachi: Love really is revolting.

Deidara: *smiles*

Itachi: It's even worst than when you're molting enough of this fluff just forget about love.

Deidara: I had almost forgotten the way it felt when he held out hand for mine. My heart of all the flutter.

Itachi: Boy how I shudder.

Deidara: The first time we kiss.

Itachi: It won't be miss. Forget his touch.

Deidara: I can't forget about his touch.

Itachi: It doesn't matter much.

Deidara: It matters so much.

Itachi: You're better on your own. A meal becomes a banquet when you eat alone.

Deidara: Hmmm.

Deidara and Itachi: Love is filled with compromises.

Itachi: And don't you hate those big surprises.

Deidara: A cozy rendezvous.

Itachi: Oh Please

Deidara: Candle light for two.

Itachi: Oh Jeez.

Deidara: Look your call my bluff. I can't forget about love

Itachi: Just forget about love.

Sasori turns around and sees Deidara right behind him and he is about to give Deidara in explanation but stops him.

Deidara: I can't forget about my heart.

Sasori: Can't forget about heart.

Deidara: And how it felt to fall for you right from the start.

Sasori: I'm still falling

Deidara: Whatever we may do.

Sasori: Whatever we may do.

Deidara: You are here for me and I'll be there for you.

Deidara and Sasori: I'll be there to wish to want to wonder. To find sun through rain and thunder.

Kisame: *Hugs Itachi*

Sasori: A cozy rendezvous.

Deidara: Yes Please.

Sasori: Candlelight for two. While pulling Deidara closer to him.

Itachi: Enough is Enough. While pulling out of Kisame's hug.

Deidara and Sasori: We can't forget about love and then kiss.