The Most Epic Crossover


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This is completely random and stupid :P


Bella: Hi

Jacob: Hurr

Bella: Wha-whaaaaat?

Sam: Okay then...

Edward: I am sooo buff and better than everyone! :D

Sam: You liar

Edward: No one asked you, Samantha! :P

Sam: Samantha? nice on, Old Man.

Bella: I am hot. uhhh...-twitch- Old Man?

Sam: You tard.

Edward: Don't call her that, Sam! She isn't real smart, you should know that! :(

Sam: You're stupid too, Bloodsucker.

Edward: Atleast I'm not a hairy, sweaty, beast!

Sam: No one wants to be cold in the winter.

Bella: I DO!

Sam: Arctic Freak.

Bella: Whaaaat?

Sam: Fat Ass.

Bella: Atleast mine isn't covered with fur!

Sam: It isn't. Wanna see?

Edward: What?! Sam, seriously? She's mine! you don't want a fang in your neck, do you?!

Sam: Pervert.

Alice: Sweet dreams, spacious lands of Bubblegum acres! -twirls around-

Jacob: I like PIE.

Bella: What kind of Pie?

Jacob: Sam Pie.

Bella: That sounds tasty! Can I try some? -Eye twitch-

Sam: ALL OF YOU ARE PERVS!

Edward: Takes one to know one, Sam!

Sam: You suck.

Edward: Yeah, I DO suck blood! That is OBVIOUS, Einstein!

Alice: -Twirls and falls into a door-

Sam: I love Jacob.

Bella: I knew it! -trips- OW :(

Sam: I never Imprinted on Emily, it was Jacob!

Emily: YOU ASS HOLE!

Jacob: SAM, BABY 3

Paul: Why am I not your baby?!

Bella: Cool, I didn't know Jacob was your son that isn't born yet!

Sam: I LOVE YOU TOO PAULIE!~ 3

Prof. McGonnigal: SHERBERT LEMON!

Draco: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Harry: Shut up Malfoy! No one likes you!

Draco: Is that so? I LOVE YOU HARRY~

Ron: SPIDERS! AHHHH! what were you guys talking about? Wait. Draco loves Harry?

Hermione: Really, Ronald. Of course Draco loves Harry, I knew it all along

Dumbledore: WHAT?! I love Harry! -winks-

Luna: Quibbler Anyone?

Sam: Sure, Luna!

Cedric: I AM A ZOMBIIIIIIE! RAAAAWR!!!!

Cho: CEDRIC! Come to me, Baby!

Filtch: No, Cho you're MINE!

Neville: Herbology anyone? Want to go to the Black Lake for fun, Filtch? -winks-

Snape: SNAPE, SNAPE, SEVERUS SNAPE!

Dumbledore: DUMBLEDORE!~

Ron: RON, RON, RON WEASLEY!

Harry: I'M HARRY POTTER, I'M HARRY POTTER!

Hermione: HERRRRMIONE!~

Dumbledore: Off to bed now, Pip pip!

Crabbe + Goyle: ...We want Tea and Crumpets!


DUN DUN DUN! To be continued....


I apologize if you are a fan of the characters who were way off character XD;