The Most Epic Crossover
I do not own Twilight, Harry Potter, Or Potter Puppet Pals (find them on youtube!)
This is completely random and stupid :P
Bella: Hi
Jacob: Hurr
Bella: Wha-whaaaaat?
Sam: Okay then...
Edward: I am sooo buff and better than everyone! :D
Sam: You liar
Edward: No one asked you, Samantha! :P
Sam: Samantha? nice on, Old Man.
Bella: I am hot. uhhh...-twitch- Old Man?
Sam: You tard.
Edward: Don't call her that, Sam! She isn't real smart, you should know that! :(
Sam: You're stupid too, Bloodsucker.
Edward: Atleast I'm not a hairy, sweaty, beast!
Sam: No one wants to be cold in the winter.
Bella: I DO!
Sam: Arctic Freak.
Bella: Whaaaat?
Sam: Fat Ass.
Bella: Atleast mine isn't covered with fur!
Sam: It isn't. Wanna see?
Edward: What?! Sam, seriously? She's mine! you don't want a fang in your neck, do you?!
Sam: Pervert.
Alice: Sweet dreams, spacious lands of Bubblegum acres! -twirls around-
Jacob: I like PIE.
Bella: What kind of Pie?
Jacob: Sam Pie.
Bella: That sounds tasty! Can I try some? -Eye twitch-
Sam: ALL OF YOU ARE PERVS!
Edward: Takes one to know one, Sam!
Sam: You suck.
Edward: Yeah, I DO suck blood! That is OBVIOUS, Einstein!
Alice: -Twirls and falls into a door-
Sam: I love Jacob.
Bella: I knew it! -trips- OW :(
Sam: I never Imprinted on Emily, it was Jacob!
Emily: YOU ASS HOLE!
Jacob: SAM, BABY 3
Paul: Why am I not your baby?!
Bella: Cool, I didn't know Jacob was your son that isn't born yet!
Sam: I LOVE YOU TOO PAULIE!~ 3
Prof. McGonnigal: SHERBERT LEMON!
Draco: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Harry: Shut up Malfoy! No one likes you!
Draco: Is that so? I LOVE YOU HARRY~
Ron: SPIDERS! AHHHH! what were you guys talking about? Wait. Draco loves Harry?
Hermione: Really, Ronald. Of course Draco loves Harry, I knew it all along
Dumbledore: WHAT?! I love Harry! -winks-
Luna: Quibbler Anyone?
Sam: Sure, Luna!
Cedric: I AM A ZOMBIIIIIIE! RAAAAWR!!!!
Cho: CEDRIC! Come to me, Baby!
Filtch: No, Cho you're MINE!
Neville: Herbology anyone? Want to go to the Black Lake for fun, Filtch? -winks-
Snape: SNAPE, SNAPE, SEVERUS SNAPE!
Dumbledore: DUMBLEDORE!~
Ron: RON, RON, RON WEASLEY!
Harry: I'M HARRY POTTER, I'M HARRY POTTER!
Hermione: HERRRRMIONE!~
Dumbledore: Off to bed now, Pip pip!
Crabbe + Goyle: ...We want Tea and Crumpets!
DUN DUN DUN! To be continued....
I apologize if you are a fan of the characters who were way off character XD;
