Me: Hi everyone! Guess what...I'm making another fanfiction!
Random people: -screams-
Me: Yep and this time it's a... ZUTARA!
Random guy: -foams-
Me: Uhhhh yes and it's also a parody and that's why it's in this script format...can somebody clean that guy up please and thank you. Anyway let's begin!
Disclaimer: I, unfortunately dot own avatar or zutara or boomerangs or any of that crap. xD
Katara: OMG you'll never believe what just happened! -ducks at an incoming boomerang- SOKKA!
Sokka: What? 0.0 I didn't do anything.
Katara: whatever...anyway I just saw Edward Cullen shirtless!
Edward fangirl: -foams-
Me: Wait that's the wrong person. Sorry.
Fangirls: AWWWWWWWW
Me: yeah...
Katara: I mean I saw zuko shirtless! He's soooooooooooooo sexy! -daydreams-
Sokka: katara he's firenation. He's the enemy. You can't daydream about him. -hits her with a snowball-
Katara: YOU MEANIE! -runs away crying-
Zuko: -walks in shirtless- why was she crying? 0.0
Sokka: she was right...so sexy...
Zuko: uhhhhh ok -walks away very afraid.. Finds katara- what's wrong little person?
Katara: I'M NOT LITTLE! and nothing that concerns your sexiness...I mean nothing that you can help with.
Me: MUHAHAHAHHAHA IGNORANT ZUKO!
Katara: -looks at the ceiling- Angel! Angel is that you!
Me: sorry katara wrong story...and no I'm the author...oh crap just broke the forth wall...sorry leaving now..
Katara: THIS IS A STORY! :0
Me: of course not! Anyway back to the story... crap did it again….
Zuko: umm ok then -walks away to do important fire lord shtuff-
Katara: -throws a shoe at zuko- YOU ARE HORIBLE AT SHOWING EMPATHY!
Zuko: how's this for empathy? -starts making out with katara-
Katara: -slaps zuko- THAT IS NOT EMPATHY YOU IDIOT! Although it was incredibly hot...but NO YOU DON'T DO THAT!
zuko: fine then. -walks away-
Me: ok the last chapter was weird but this next one will be even weirder! xD
Disclaimer: I do not own avatar, glee (spoiler sorry), or tickling.
Aang: -tickles sokka- hey sokka!
Sokka: WTF aang!
Aang: what? Aren't you ticklish?
Sokka: yeah but nit from a guy. Besides I'm not like you...
Aang: like me'? -confused-
Sokka: wow aang you're so stupid. And kinda naive. Ok lemme spell it out for you. You. Are. Gay.
Aang: NO IM NOT!
Sokka: Yes. You. Are.
Aang: ok. I guess I am.
Kurt from glee: YAY another open gay guy!
Aang: YAY! -walks off with Kurt-Sokka: Wow I'm disturbed now. 0.0 -walks over to toph- you'll never believe what just happened.
Toph: bet I will.
Sokka: no you won't!
Toph: Yes I will!
Sokka: ok then guess!
Toph: ok lemme guess...aang found out he was gay.
Sokka: no that's not what I was going to say...
Toph: liar..
Sokka: -ignores her- Kurt from glee came and took aang with him. I don't wanna know what they're doing…
Toph: ok I'm like 13 so I didn't need to know that!
Sokka: it's ok...you would've found out eventually.
Katara: HEY the cast of glee is here!
Sokka: yeah we know.
Toph: aang just got kidnapped but Kurt.
Katara: OMG IS HE OK!
sokka: yeah he'll be fine.
Katara: oh ok then. I'm gonna go take a shower. -walks to the bathroom and gets in the shower-
Zuko: -walks in the bathroom with my iPod on and headphones in-
Katara: -hears the door open and close and look around the curtain-
Zuko: -starts dancing in front of the mirror-
Katara: WOW ZUKO YOU'RE SUCH A DORK!
Zuko: -looks around- OMG GERARD BUTLER IS I MY BATHROOM!
Me: no zuko it's katara. She's taking a shower.
Zuko: hot.
Me: I suggest you leave. For your own good. -whispers- and your head.
Zuko: nah I'm fine.
Me: whatever it's your life.
Zuko: you think I'm too sexy to have me' die.
Me: true...ugh you're annoying!
Katara: -throws a bottle of shampoo at zuko's head-
Me: OH WHAT I TOLD YOU!
katara: GO AWAY ZUKO!
Zuko: why should I?
Katara: because I'm in the shower and you're a perv!
Zuko: -smirks- fine then! -pretends to leave and hides behind the toilet-
Katara: -turns off the water and raps self in a towel. Steps out of the shower-
Zuko: -jumps out from behind the toilet and makes out with katara-
Katara: -shocked- zuko?
Zuko: who else..
Katara: -slaps zuko- YOU LITTLE SNOT FACED IMBISILE!
Me: KATARA BE NICE TO SEXY ZUKO!
Katara: NEVER YOU CRAZY PERSON!
Me: ok I guess I'll just make you and zuko an item...or maybe I'll make you guys get married! -grabs my laptop and waits for Microsoft word to open up-
Katara: NOOOOO!
Me: then be nice.
Katara: fine...
Zuko: -stops and walks away...sexily-
Me: -faints-
Me: MUHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I HAVE A WAY DO MAKE KATARA DO MY BIDING IF SHE GETS TO REBELIOUS!
