Me: Hi everyone! Guess what...I'm making another fanfiction!

Random people: -screams-

Me: Yep and this time it's a... ZUTARA!

Random guy: -foams-

Me: Uhhhh yes and it's also a parody and that's why it's in this script format...can somebody clean that guy up please and thank you. Anyway let's begin!

Disclaimer: I, unfortunately dot own avatar or zutara or boomerangs or any of that crap. xD

Katara: OMG you'll never believe what just happened! -ducks at an incoming boomerang- SOKKA!

Sokka: What? 0.0 I didn't do anything.

Katara: whatever...anyway I just saw Edward Cullen shirtless!

Edward fangirl: -foams-

Me: Wait that's the wrong person. Sorry.

Fangirls: AWWWWWWWW

Me: yeah...

Katara: I mean I saw zuko shirtless! He's soooooooooooooo sexy! -daydreams-

Sokka: katara he's firenation. He's the enemy. You can't daydream about him. -hits her with a snowball-

Katara: YOU MEANIE! -runs away crying-

Zuko: -walks in shirtless- why was she crying? 0.0

Sokka: she was right...so sexy...

Zuko: uhhhhh ok -walks away very afraid.. Finds katara- what's wrong little person?

Katara: I'M NOT LITTLE! and nothing that concerns your sexiness...I mean nothing that you can help with.

Me: MUHAHAHAHHAHA IGNORANT ZUKO!

Katara: -looks at the ceiling- Angel! Angel is that you!

Me: sorry katara wrong story...and no I'm the author...oh crap just broke the forth wall...sorry leaving now..

Katara: THIS IS A STORY! :0

Me: of course not! Anyway back to the story... crap did it again….

Zuko: umm ok then -walks away to do important fire lord shtuff-

Katara: -throws a shoe at zuko- YOU ARE HORIBLE AT SHOWING EMPATHY!

Zuko: how's this for empathy? -starts making out with katara-

Katara: -slaps zuko- THAT IS NOT EMPATHY YOU IDIOT! Although it was incredibly hot...but NO YOU DON'T DO THAT!

zuko: fine then. -walks away-

Me: ok the last chapter was weird but this next one will be even weirder! xD

Disclaimer: I do not own avatar, glee (spoiler sorry), or tickling.

Aang: -tickles sokka- hey sokka!

Sokka: WTF aang!

Aang: what? Aren't you ticklish?

Sokka: yeah but nit from a guy. Besides I'm not like you...

Aang: like me'? -confused-

Sokka: wow aang you're so stupid. And kinda naive. Ok lemme spell it out for you. You. Are. Gay.

Aang: NO IM NOT!

Sokka: Yes. You. Are.

Aang: ok. I guess I am.

Kurt from glee: YAY another open gay guy!

Aang: YAY! -walks off with Kurt-

Sokka: Wow I'm disturbed now. 0.0 -walks over to toph- you'll never believe what just happened.

Toph: bet I will.

Sokka: no you won't!

Toph: Yes I will!

Sokka: ok then guess!

Toph: ok lemme guess...aang found out he was gay.

Sokka: no that's not what I was going to say...

Toph: liar..

Sokka: -ignores her- Kurt from glee came and took aang with him. I don't wanna know what they're doing…

Toph: ok I'm like 13 so I didn't need to know that!

Sokka: it's ok...you would've found out eventually.

Katara: HEY the cast of glee is here!

Sokka: yeah we know.

Toph: aang just got kidnapped but Kurt.

Katara: OMG IS HE OK!

sokka: yeah he'll be fine.

Katara: oh ok then. I'm gonna go take a shower. -walks to the bathroom and gets in the shower-

Zuko: -walks in the bathroom with my iPod on and headphones in-

Katara: -hears the door open and close and look around the curtain-

Zuko: -starts dancing in front of the mirror-

Katara: WOW ZUKO YOU'RE SUCH A DORK!

Zuko: -looks around- OMG GERARD BUTLER IS I MY BATHROOM!

Me: no zuko it's katara. She's taking a shower.

Zuko: hot.

Me: I suggest you leave. For your own good. -whispers- and your head.

Zuko: nah I'm fine.

Me: whatever it's your life.

Zuko: you think I'm too sexy to have me' die.

Me: true...ugh you're annoying!

Katara: -throws a bottle of shampoo at zuko's head-

Me: OH WHAT I TOLD YOU!

katara: GO AWAY ZUKO!

Zuko: why should I?

Katara: because I'm in the shower and you're a perv!

Zuko: -smirks- fine then! -pretends to leave and hides behind the toilet-

Katara: -turns off the water and raps self in a towel. Steps out of the shower-

Zuko: -jumps out from behind the toilet and makes out with katara-

Katara: -shocked- zuko?

Zuko: who else..

Katara: -slaps zuko- YOU LITTLE SNOT FACED IMBISILE!

Me: KATARA BE NICE TO SEXY ZUKO!

Katara: NEVER YOU CRAZY PERSON!

Me: ok I guess I'll just make you and zuko an item...or maybe I'll make you guys get married! -grabs my laptop and waits for Microsoft word to open up-

Katara: NOOOOO!

Me: then be nice.

Katara: fine...

Zuko: -stops and walks away...sexily-

Me: -faints-

Me: MUHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I HAVE A WAY DO MAKE KATARA DO MY BIDING IF SHE GETS TO REBELIOUS!