"That one there? That one was a life changing experience. You see, I was walking through the woods one day when a nut hit my head. I was fresh out of Auror Training, and I was suspicious of everything. I had enough constant vigilance to make Moody proud. Anyways, I recalled all the stories my Mum used to tell me about faeries. I morphed into a wood imp so I could blend in, you know. I go in the direction that the nut came from, you know, expecting a Death Eater to jump out at me. You can imagine my surprise when I see that it was just a squirrel! So I go (to myself, of course) 'Screw constant vigilance! I'm getting me some nuts!' Ooh ... um ... I mean acorns ... yeah ... Not being vigilant at all, I didn't see the rope that tripped me! Right before I got up, the squirrel changes into a human! I was down, and he was up. But the advantage was mine! I had a wand ... well, that is I HAD a wand until he grabbed it from me. I really need to get better grip... Anyways, there I was, helpless and without a wand. I knew the only way out was to use my natural ability. Before I could morph into some one else, he hit my arm with a curse! It was lucky of me that his aim was off, because it could have been really bad. Even though my arm was bleeding, I managed to morph into every man's fantasy. He was absolutely smitten. I had him in a daze soon enough ... Wipe that face off! I didn't do anything with him! I can be quite sexy when I set my mind to it, I'll have you know. Get your mind out of the gutter... Where was I? Oh yea! I had him in a daze, so I took my wand and performed the capture spell. And that is how I got this."

"Nymphadora?"

"Yes?"

"You fell down the stairs, didn't you?"

"Ah-ha! That, Professor Lupin, is why none of your students could ever cheat with you as a teacher. You are the first to find the true cause of my scar."

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A/N: This was done for a challenge ona HP board. Please drop a review telling me what you thought of it. And I beleive that honesty is the best policy when doing reveiws. So don't be afraid to tell me it sucked if that is what you think.