Okay so before I start on the story I'm going to explain it to you. I'm going to give little story and what they're singing and why. They WON'T always be funny! It just depends on the mood I'm say the mood at the beginning of the chapters... or something.

Since Zeno is my ULTIMATE fave character I'm going to bash him and Dufort the most because it'd be funny to see them do weird stuff.

Oh and remember you are required to listen to the song while reading the song part because they don't use their own voice in this fic, but the voice of the singer... which makes it funny if a boy has to sing an embarrassing song sung by a girl just open a tab of youtube every time you come to this story !

So please leave a review at the end and don't flame please and enjoy! ^_^

Especially you Sora, Fox Ears and Kingsoldier!


Person singing: Tia

Reason: To make Zeno laugh

Song: Parody of Teenage Dream by Katy Perry

Mood: Humor

Universe: Any

Setting: 2 years after the mamodo battle


It was a short time after the battle and things were going well in the palace it had been a while since Zatch and Zeno fought since they stopped. Zeno realized that Zatch lived a more horrible life than he thought, they exchanged their apologies and started to build a deep brotherly bond. Tia also got used to Zeno over time as Zatch made him try and socialize with his friends.

Zeno, Tia, and Zatch were all thinking of a game to play and so far they've come up with nothing to play only Zatch was coming up with suggestions, "... Tag?"

"No." Zeno said firmly.

"... um... Hide and Seek?"

"No we played that yesterday." Said Tia.

"... Freeze tag?"

"N-... isn't that sorta like freeze tag?"

"Yeah!"Zatch exclaimed.

"Then no." said Zeno. They were in the royal training hall of the palace. This place was not a good one for Zeno as he Trained until he bled, there were indeed many bad memories there and Tia noticed this.

"I got a game we could play!" Tia exclaimed.

"What?" The twins said in union.

"The laughing game!"

"And how do you play?" Zeno inquired.

"Well... one person has to do some funny stuff and try and make the other person laugh, it's that easy!"

"...Alright." Zeno said.

"I go first since I made up the game... I pick... Zeno to make laugh!" She said smiling at him.

"Alright do what you must but just remember I'm not so big on laughing." He said in a competitive tone.

As Zeno and Tia got along more, Tia found out more about Zeno and how he is really deep down inside. Inside he was actually a very goofy person, but he was never allowed to show that side of himself and he locked deep within because his father said that it was showing weakness to his enemies. There was a lot of innuendo (Joking about sex) going between the two and she knew that Zeno would laugh about something like that. So she thought for a moment, too a deep breath, and then sang...

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Tia: I think your sexy without any clothes on
You know I'm horny when I start to remove my thong
(Zeno's eyes widen)
I know you'll please me
So I pull your boxers down, down
(Zatch raises an Eyebrow in confusion)

Before you fuck me, please kiss my neck
Things are getting heavy
You know I'm ready
So every single evening you'll be my dirty boy, dirty boy
(Points at Zeno)

Let's fuck more than once tonight (He tries to smile but keeps it down)
No boundaries, just fun
We can smoosh until we cum
You and I
(Points at Zeno then her)
Will fuck forever

You make me
Feel like
I'm living a porno dream
The way you eat me out
I must scream
Go all the way
And you better not stop
(Shakes her head)
You better not stop
(Shakes her head)

My toes curl (Zeno's covering his mouth trying so hard not to laugh)
When your licking me
(Mom comes in the room and eyes widen as she leaves slowly)
Just you ask
And I'm on my knees
(Does it)
This is hot
(Fans herself with her hand)
So make a move
And you better not stop
(Shakes her head)
You better not stop
(Shakes her head)

We walked to Rite Aid
And got condoms and lube
Got a vibrator
(His face is getting red with laughter)
And fuzzy handcuffs
I say I love you
But just my pussy does
I'm a whore

"What's that?" (Zatch)

Let's fuck more than once tonight (Holds up one finger)
No boundaries, just fun
We can smoosh until we cum
You and I
(Points at Zeno then her)
Will fuck forever

You make me (Points at Zeno)
Feel like
I'm living a Porno dream
The way you eat me out
I must scream
Go all the way
And you better not stop
(Shakes her head)
You better not stop
(Shakes her head)

My toes curl
When your licking me
(Points at Zeno then her)
Just you ask
And I'm on my knees
(Does it)
This is hot
(Fans herself again with hand)
So you better not stop
(Shakes her head)
You better not stop
(Shakes her head)

I might get your dick rising (Points at Zeno's crotch)
With my big titties
(Pretends she's groping hers)
Be your Porno dream tonight

Let you put your hands on me(Gropes her own butt pretending it's Zeno)
On my big titties
(Hands stretched out about a foot away from her chest)
Be your Porno dream tonight

(Big Pause)

Yoooooooooooooouuuuuu

You make me
Feel like
I'm living a Porno dream
The way you eat me out
I must scream
Go all the way
And you better not stop
(Shakes her head)
You better not stop
(Shakes her head)

My toes curl
When your licking me
(Points at Zeno then her)
Just you ask
And I'm on my knees
(Zeno bursts out laughing)
This is hot
(Fans herself again with hand)
So you better not stop
(Shakes her head)
You better not stop
(Shakes her head)

I might get your dick rising(Points finger going towards the ceiling)
With my big titties
Be your Porno dream tonight

Let you put your hands on me
On my big titties
Be your Porno dream tonight

After the song was done Zeno was on the ground laughing his ass off and Zatch was dumfounded as he and his parents didn't have 'the talk'. Tia was indeed blushing from having to say that but hey at least she got Zeno to laugh.


Sora or Fox you guys would probably have laughed at that, but this was a song that I found not to long ago... actually about an hour ago when I was on my iPad looking for Teenage Dream. I know that it's a little volgar, but please comment. I also take song requests! ^_^

And you can choose who does it!