Crossovers that should never ever happen, but we're gonna do it anyway. Why? Because this anime really needs more parody's. I'm fine with the fact that's a romantic anime, so people usually gravitate to that... but people... try something new. Even if it fails, you should still experiment a little bit.
Scene A:
Louise was nervous. Everyone was watching. But she knew she'd summon something amazing.
Deadpool had just been on a mission. He had been hired by a mysterious third party to blow up a particular HYDRA base. Unfortunately, he had been warned that if he tried to do it, they would use a new weapon on him no doubt in revenge. Apparently, they had developed a new teleportation device, which could suck anyone from anywhere. AND a new army of soldiers that could never be suspected, and had skill beyond anything anyone could imagine. Suddenly, he felt rather strange.
"Huh? Wha's goin' on?"
"Pentagon of the elemental powers... heed my summoning... And bring forth my familiar!" Louise cried.
Deadpool shook his head. What just happened? One minute he was just going home, the next he was surrounded by people who all looked to be on the rich side of life. He slapped himself trying to get a grip on things.
"This is who you summoned? Some commoner in a funny costume?"
"What more could be expected from Louise the Zero!"
"Please, it was a mistake!" Louise pleaded with her teacher, as Deadpool slowly began thinking back to what his employer told him about HYDRA.
"I'm sorry Ms. Louise, but there are no retr-"
"So they sent children to kill me did they!?" Deadpool declared. Everyone turned to him.
"What is that commoner babbling a..." With a sickening sound, Deapool lopped the 16 year olds head off with his sword.
Everyone either screamed or took out their wands.
"TELL HYDRA COMMANDER THAT HE'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, WHEN YOU SEE HIM AGAIN IN HELL!" the hapless hero yelled, whipping out his sub machine guns, and letting them blaze. Countless people were instantly mowed down under a hail of bullets. And this surely would have continued until all the noble children were dead.
"GHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!"
RATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA!!!!!!
When suddenly, the author realized he had no idea where this was going, and instead simply made Deadpool randomly fall unconscious, before too many people died.
"GAH!" the red clothed man suddenly screamed and fell to the ground.
Stay tuned to because after we follow this for a few scenes, we'll also be taking a look at possibilities that may even turn out worse than our hapless hero! Unless this is ill received, in which case, I'll cut Deadpool, and try someone else. If that doesn't work.... I'll just scrap the whole thing.
