A/N: I enjoy writing Madara in my novel length Naruto story but it is hard to always fit him in. As well, I can't always update that whenever a random joke comes to mind. So I am creating this short story machine to remedy that problem. Every update will be bite sized and intended to be humorous, although I may not always succeed. I will take requests, but Madara is the default character because Madara is awesome.
1: Carrots
Uchiha Madara looked at his classmates as only Madara could. Either they were capable of being manipulated or they were to be killed. Just like his dad taught him! Madara was currently five years old and that was the age when all Uchiha began to learn how to be ninja. Madara's father had begun to give him a few tips at the age of three when he poisoned Madara's carrots. For the rest of his life Madara would go into a murderous rage whenever he saw carrots.
"Madara-san! Hello, my name is Yuu! Would you like a carrot?" The black-haired boy extended a carrot forward one moment and the next moment he was without a head.
Madara quietly began to clean the kunai of blood. His father had begun the kunai lessons the day after the now infamous carrot incident.
