Me: This is a new story, yay! :D Well anyways…let's do the usual disclaimer and clai-
Hidan: Who the fuck have stolen my fucking hairgel?
Me: Jeez Hidan! Calm down! Wait…how the heck did you get in here?
Hidan: The fucking door was open?
Me: No it wasn't?
Hidan: Fuck!
Me: You're so busted! As punishment you have to do the disclaimer and claimer.
Hidan: Fuck. Why the fuck do I have to do the fucking disclaimer and the claimer? I don't fucking want to…
Me: Oh shut the fuck up will yah? Just do it
Hidan (pissed): Alright…I'll fucking do it…This annoying motherfucker here doesn't own any of the Narutocharacters…thank Jashin for that…she does however own the fucking annoying girls Julie, Vilde and Anne
Me: Eh…thanks Hidan…you can go now…well anyways enjoy
A winter with the Akatsuki
Chapter 1
Ten men were walking over a hill. A hill covered up with snow. One of them had silver hair pulled back with way too much hairgel and was wearing his black cloak covered with red clouds open over his muscular chest. He looked pissed.
The man who was walking beside him had his face halfway covered up with a black mask only revealing his eyes, which were luminous green. It appeared that his body parts were sewed together with something that looked like tentacles.
He regular sent the silver-haired man death glares. After a while he opened his mouth and said angrily and resigned: "What is it now Hidan?"
Hidan answered: "I'm fucking freezing dude. It's fucking cold. Why the hell did you choose this location again Pein?"
A red-haired man with a lot of piercings looked impassive at Hidan and said: "It's not our location…it's just a step on the way."
Inside his head his thoughts were: "God! Why can't Hidan just put on a freaking shirt? I'm the leader. Oh yes that's me! Maybe I'll create a rule that doesn't allow anyone without a shirt to enter the Akatsuki hideout? Hmm…good idea."
Suddenly a beautiful red-haired man, who looked more like a teenager, said something while looking impassive: "I hate waiting! Can we go a bit faster? We don't want to keep Gohachiro waiting. I hate waiting and I hate to make other people wait!"
A hot looking blond guy with long hair walked a bit behind the beautiful man and thought to himself: "God! Why does he keep saying this over and over again hmm. He really annoys me. First of all he doesn't agree with me on art and second he spends all his time playing with puppets and says that he hates wasting time? Not logical hmm."
"Fuck! It's fucking snowing! I fucking hate snow!" Hidan burst out looking annoyed up at the sky.
"I really really hate waiting. Snow only makes it worse. If it starts to snow even more now we have to find a shelter somewhere." the red-haired beautiful man said.
A dude who looked like a fish said in a humoristic tone: "Oh are we afraid of the cold now Sasori? I didn't take you for a person who was sensitive to cold. You're a puppet aren't you? Puppets don't fear the cold!"
Sasori looked impassive as always as he answered Kisame: "I'm certainly not afraid of the cold snow. How about you Kisame? Aren't you afraid of turning into frozen fish sticks?"
"Tobi wants fish sticks! Tobi is a good boy!" a guy wearing an orange mask shouted eagerly.
The Akatsuki continued walking for a while. The snowing only grew worse as well the discussion.
"Will you all just shut up? I think I see a hut over there. Let's ask the people who live there is we can stay until the snowstorm gives us a break" Pein said in an "I'm-the leader-tone".
Everyone agreed and soon they knocked on the huts door. The hut was small and brown. A bit smug came from the pipe. It looked cozy Pein thought.
That was the first chapter and also a very short chapter. Tell me what you think will yah? Reviews for me are like explosions for Deidara ;)
