A/N: This is a little monster of my boredom. I've been getting into Animaniacs (about seventeen years too late) and this sorta popped into my head. Subject matter is Mass Effect, the tune is the Animaniacs theme-song. (Don't know it? Look it up on Youtube—it's a really good show, especially compared to all the crap out nowadays)

It's time for Mass Effect part two!

By now you know just what to do—

Paragon or Renegade,

The galaxy you'll save

With Shepard's Motley Crew!

It's time for Shepard's Motley Crew

To do what they have to do—

Blow up a Collector base

And save the human race—

And then the galaxy in

Mass Effect part three!

Shepard's Motley Crew:

Tali's cute and Legion hacks,

Garrus calibrates for fun,

Zaeed led the Blue Suns—

Until his best friend Vido went and shot him with a gun!

Shepard's Motley Crew:

Thane is cool, Samara's blue,

Grunt—he has blue eyes,

And Jacob wants the prize!

It's Shepard's Motley Crew!

Meet Jack the psycho bitch

Who wants to kill the universe—

Miranda's arrogance is bound

To make her very first—unless you

Make them get along

While Mordin sings a song—

It's Shepard's Motley Crew!

In Mass Effect part two

Your team depends on you

To fix every little problem—

They won't live unless you solve 'em

It's Shepard's Motley Crew!

Shepard's Motley Crew:

Joker jokes and EDI nags,

Kasumi steals some bags,

Kelly has varren crabs—

It is her secret wish to be allowed to "feed" your fish!

Shepard's Motley Crew:

They've got problems—so do you

But when it comes down to the line,

I know you'll do just fine,

With Shepard's Motley Crew!