"Mr. Grayson, you're late. Again," Mrs. Green said unhappily. It wasn't like he meant to be late. He just couldn't always help it.

"I know Mrs. Green I'm sorry but there was this kitten this morning when I was coming to school, and he was all alone and really cute and stuff. I couldn't just leave him there! So, it took me an extra ten minutes to get him to Selina's clinic down the street! And on the way back I found another one and I followed it around for a second and I found three more kittens! It took me a second to get them all in this box I found because they were really shy kittens! Then the mom came out of nowhere and totally attacked me! So then, I had to get her in the box too! It took forever and-"

"That's quite enough Mr. Grayson" She interrupted, the whole class was laughing by now. " Detention after school."

He sighed "Yes ma'am."


"Late again." She didn't even bother turning around when she heard the classroom door open ten minutes after the bell rang.

"I know Mrs. Green but this morning Bruce had to drop me off. Anyway, he had to run by Selina's office to drop something off and I went with him, well on our way down this mob of freaking fangirls attacked us. I could have died. Seriously they were crazy I think-"

"Detention."

"Yes ma'am."


"Mr. Grayson, do you think you could show some responsibility and show up to school on time?" Mrs. Green asked annoyed.

"Yes ma'am, but I had to stop and get coffee! I was really tired because I stayed up all night last night doing...homework. So, then I woke up late. Then Alfred and Bruce wouldn't let me have coffee because they say it makes me hyper, but I feel fine I'm not even hyper! Anyway, I was soooooo tired! So, I got coffee at this great coffee place and now I feel way better! I'm not tired at all. And when you really think about it being late is better than not showing up at-"

"Mr. Grayson."

"Detention?" He asked

"Yes."


" Late again Mr. Grayson." Honestly, she didn't know why she cared anymore.

"I was caught in a flash mob! It was crazy and there was this... you know what, never mind."

"Detention again Mr. Grayson."

"Yes ma'am."


"Late" She said sighed exasperatedly.

"Yeah, but if you think about it you could just say that I'm really early for tomorrow!"

"Detention again Mr. Grayson" she said as the class laughed.

"I had a feeling." Dick sighed


"Detention."

"Awe but it wasn't even my fault this time! There was soooo much traffic today!"

"Detention."

"Dang it." The class was laughing as always as he went and sat in his seat.