Pidge: so I found this thing.
Shiro: yeah?
Pidge: it's called Tumblr
Hunk: what
Keith: that sounds dumb.
Lance: Keith you're so emo
Pidge: hah. look though.
Hunk: aw! look at me with that flower crown! i'm so precious.
Keith: what's Klance.
Pidge: hehehe...
Keith: OH
Lance: well then
Shiro: why are you two sharing a milkshake?
Lance: hey Keith
Keith: don't you even
Lance: are those space pants
Keith: i hate you
Lance: because your butt looks out of this world
Shiro: Lance, really?
Hunk: i ship it.
Keith: Hunk no don't encourage it
Pidge: look it's you Shiro
Shiro: is that a coffee mug? why do I look so tired? wait, what does the mug say?
Lance: HAH
Pidge: it says #1 Space Dad, Shiro.
Shiro: i'm not a dad.
Hunk: you kinda are though.
Pidge: there's one of Allura too.
Allura: i heard my name.
Shiro: Allura don't
Allura: why am i wearing a sweater. i look... frumpy.
Pidge: you're a mom
Allura: i don't have glasses! why am I holding a cup?
Shiro: leave now Allura
Pidge: because you're #1 Space Mom
Hunk: you are a maternal figure, i guess.
Keith: nooo that says Klance i don't wanna see it
Everyone: NOOO
Shiro: PUT IT AWAY
Allura: I'M OFFENDED
Keith: guys, it's my penis. how do you think i feel?
Hunk: i think i can tell how Lance feels
Lance: why am i bottom?
Pidge: you guys are babies. there's no bad fanart of me.
Hunk: *points at screen* you sure?
Pidge: EXCUSE ME
Allura: i think i have a dress just like that! would you like to try it on?
Pidge. No.
Lance: you're so adorable!
Pidge: i am going to slap you
Keith: you've got hair in that picture, too.
Lance: and boobs.
Shiro: Lance!
Lance: what?
Shiro: *sigh* i think you look wonderful, Pidge.
Pidge: i don't want to talk about it.
Hunk: is there anything about Coran on there?
Pidge: of course there is.
Lance: Coran! Get in here! We're looking at offensive pictures!
Coran: *walking into room* what do you need?
Pidge: look at the screen
Hunk: we're cooking together!
Coran: *blushing* oh, well, that's lovely... i don't really think that Hunk wants me in the kitchen with him.
Hunk: dude. let's cook together.
Coran: really?
Lance: you sound way too happy about that.
Keith: he wants to be included, Lance.
Shiro: Pidge, what's a Shallura tag?
Pidge: *snorts*
Hunk: i think it's kinda the same thing as Klance, Shiro.
Shiro: well we don't need to look at that.
Pidge: too late!
Hunk: awwwe! you guys are having such a beautiful wedding!
Allura: this is what a human wedding looks like?
Lance: yeah. that's you and Shiro getting married.
Allura: well, then! i really don't think that this is quite the thing to be looking at, Pidge...
Shiro: i completely agree.
Keith: wow. Space Mom and Space Dad.
Lance: Keith, wanna be Space Dads?
Keith: i am not marrying you, let alone raise a child with you.
Lance: c'mon, her color can be purple!
Keith: her? purple?
Lance: i want a baby girl. she will be my princess. and yeah, did you never take art class? blue and red make purple.
Hunk: Keith is getting flustered.
Keith: *flustered* i totally am not.
Pidge: dude, you're turning pink.
Keith: *face is pink* i am not!
Allura: pink looks good on you, Keith.
Keith: i am so done with all of you.
Coran: aw, come on, Keith! pink really does suit you!
Shiro: Keith, everyone on this website thinks we're brothers.
Keith: well... aren't we?
Shiro: *emotional* you really think of me that way?
Keith: yeah... don't you dare hug me.
Shiro: i'm going to hug you.
Keith: no!
Pidge: yeah. Shiro, you hug Allura. Keith needs to hug Lance.
Lance: i'm open to the idea.
Keith: that's really gay, Lance.
Lance: Keith, you're really gay.
Pidge: can't argue with that.
Hunk: well Lance is violently bi.
Pidge: can't argue with that either. you guys should have a space date.
Keith: why does everything have to have 'space' before it?
Lance: we're in space, Keith. Pidge, can you find a space restaurant?
Hunk: no. if you guys are having a space date, i'm cooking.
Keith: there is not going to be a space date!
Allura: you two are having a space date.
Hunk: Coran, let's go decide what to make!
Coran: *feeling very valued* i'd love to!
Lance: i'll pick you up in a few doboshes, Keith.
Keith: is there any way for me to get out of this?
Everyone: nope!
