This little odd piece is an RP me and my friend did with me as Clary and her as Simon. I will probably keep posting new chapters pretty soon and often since we have way too much fun doing this. :) Another note is that neither fo us have read all of the books, so it would be nice of you not to spoil anything!
Disclaimer: Niether me or my friend owns any of the characters used here. They belong to Cassandra Clare.
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Wed, 9:45 Simon Lewis: Hi girlfriend! I mean like girl friend like a female friend like... You know what I mean! Promise you'd stop Jace if he decides to kill me...
Wed, 9:46 Simon Lewis: And Jace, if you're reading this, why the HELL are you reading Clarys texts!? Stalkerwarning!
Wed, 9:46 Clary Fray: I am not Jace...
Wed, 9:47 Simon Lewis: But, secretly, you are.
Wed, 9:47 Clary Fray: Why would I-em Jace want to look at Clarys texts?
Wed, 9:49 Simon Lewis: Lol epic fail my friend. Bcuz you're a stalker/lover/brother (not that I am not fine with that)
Wed, 9:50 Clary Fray: AM NOT! Or ehh... Jace isn't a stalker/lover... Just a brother who wants the best for his sister! Yeah!
Wed, 9:52 Simon Lewis: I mean, why wouldn't you look through her texts? You never know who Clary's texting. I mean she goes around. First me (I'm hipster), then you, then Sebastian (that dick$), then you again.
Wed, 9:53 Simon Lewis: Why was there a dollar sign at "dick"? Lol
Wed, 9:54 Clary Fray: An expensive dick lol. Jace took my phone again. Sorry for whatever he told you. :)
Wed, 9:55 Simon Lewis: We had a lovely conversation! Please don't look at the text history!
Wed, 9:56 Clary Fray: What do you mean? ...eh? Jace!
Wed, 9:56 Clary Fray: I'm gonna kill him!
Wed, 9:56 Simon Lewis: Oh no...
Wed, 9:57 Clary Fray: OH YES! I'll give him for "caring brother"... grrrr...
Wed, 9:57 Simon Lewis: Well I'd like to see you try...not that I like to admit that.
Wed, 9:58 Clary Fray: You just did.
Wed, 9:58 Simon Lewis: Tiger-Clary is back! I'm ready for the show.
Wed, 9:58 Clary Fray: RAWR
Wed, 9:59 Clary Fray: Grrr... Jace is down for the counting... You're next...
Wed, 9:59 Simon Lewis: Nope... Lol, aren't I the one who's supposed to go all RAWR. You know with the vampire-thingie and all.
Wed, 10:01 Simon Lewis: Haha, you'll never win over my awesome vampire-spiderman-powers!
Wed, 10:02 Clary Fray: Spiderman? Just cuz you can jump on walls and stuff...
Wed, 10:02 Clary Fray: And I can still say RAWR!
Wed, 10:03 Simon Lewis: Well can you jump on walls? I do not reckon you being Shadowhunter-trained.
Wed, 10:50 Clary Fray: Well I'm still born with it, monkey-boy.
Wed, 10:55 Simon Lewis: So you think I'm all hairy and stuff? Well if you're into that kind of stuff, I won't mind.
Wed, 10:56 Simon Lewis: And btw, you should probably keep your phone away from Jace. For my safety, you know.
Wed, 10:59 Clary Fray: Sorry, tails and odd faces isn't really my thing, and I'll be sure to lock Jace up next time.
Wed, 11:00 Simon Lewis: You sure? You seem like that kind of girl. Oh well, maybe Izzy likes hairy vampires.
Wed, 11:01 Clary Fray: Maybe you should try Maia, then she'll have a friend on the "hairy"-subject.
The more rewiews we get, the more motivation we will have to write more!
