"Immortal Wolf"

Chapter 1

HORN!

"SHIT!"

THUMP

" Time to get up little brother schools calling" I said watching in amusement as he tangled in the bed sheets flopping on the floor like fish without water swearing and huffing in irritation finally removing the tangled sheet over his head his dark brown eyes glaring fiercely at me only amused me more and my grin only seemed to irritate him more.

"what the hell was that!" Jake shouted pointing to the little device in my hand

"this is air horn it is a device designed to create an extremely loud noise. It is usually composed of a pressurized air source coupled to a horn through a valve which allows the device to be turned on and off, I thought it be useful to use as an alarm clock since you always seem find so difficult to wake up in the mornings" cocking his side like a confused puppy

"Wha...we...where the hell did you get that"

"eBay" saying simply pausing for a moment taking in the sputtering face of my adorable baby brother irritating him I found always seemed to entertain me, especially when it came to his little love, Miss Isabella Swan who seemed to have "Damsel in distress" tattooed on her forehead especially around the carnivorous beasts that roamed around forks, then having deal with a bunch of horny teenage wolves running around naked in La Push seemed to be normal thing in this town that as well as the on going love triangle between Miss Bella the sparkling fairy and my baby brother it was definitely something out of those daytime soap opera shaking my head of those thoughts focusing on my yawning little brother.

"Now pup get dressed and make your self presentable, how else are you get in the pants of our resident accident prone Miss Swan" hearing a choking sound as a reply turning on my heel walking out the door missing the pillow projectile thrown at my head "you missed pup" smiling at the frustrated sound walking to the kitchen

"Morning Dad"

"Morning Jade" he said reading the newspaper heading straight to the stove since it was my turn to make breakfast making the usual:eggs, toast, sausages,bacon, pancakes and fresh Orange juice setting it down on the table and pulling up a chair and reading the newspaper while eating hearing the old rusted pipes of the shower running looking at the paper various gossip columns, interesting stuff for sale news of people missing caught my eye attacks in the Seattle area claims of vicious animals roaming around the city attacking people no bodies recovered cocking a brow and looking at my dad.

"the attacks seems to be increasing" I said dad nodded his head agreeing with me

"Yes they are, I have talked to the others about this decided secure the area around the reserve more tightly, since we seem to be having increase of cold ones entering the area now and the pack seems to grown as well with two more members" he said worriedly shaking his black shaggy hair his face frowned thinking "there are signs indicating that we may have more pack members in this generation then we have the last hundred years" Wow that was differently something to be worried about, having Sam as the temp alpha was differently going to rub shoulders with Jake when he shifts, as the Blacks have always led the pack, have always been natural alphas.

"How's Samuel handling it" I asked

"He seems to be doing alright so far with the extra members but he still has trouble maintaining some control the whole Leah and Emily fiasco certainly didn't help smooth out the transition" he said wrinkling his forehead in thought

Ah yes, having La Push's resident bitch even if I was more deserving of the title ex-boyfriend imprint on her cousin certainly went well dating Emily just after he dumped Leah was not exactly subtle but high on entertainment value for me personally who needs Television when you have your own real life supernatural mini-drama series playing out here, compelling stuff.

"Then having to deal with Charlie s daughter dating that Cullen boy" he said his face pulling in disgust and worry for Miss swan which reminded me.

"Oh that reminds me" pulling the items of my jacket pocket that looked like native American bracelets handling over to dad "I thought these may come in handy, a witch friend from Louisiana spell these ensuring me are 100% full proof of any mental intrusion from the mind reader" that little fairy always seemed to be the topic of discussion during the council meetings his annoying little habit of reading minds always seem to set everyone off he was the most disliked vampire from the Cullen coven even more so now since he was dating Miss swan.

"Thank you Jade" taking the bracelets sighing in relief "these will certainly put everyone at ease having to deal with vampires is one thing but having to deal with one who has annoying habit of reading peoples thoughts is another" a moment of silence played out hearing the rusted pipes of the shower turn off.

"Are you done pleasuring your self Jacob time to eat!" chuckling at the large bang and yelp heard from the bathroom dad trying to give me a look of disapproval but his lips twitching in a smile.

"you've got to stop torturing your little brother he has enough trouble dealing with Charlie s kid and that Cullen boy, having his sadistic sister playing him is going to give him a complex" he said trying to look serious, batting my eyes innocently at him

"but daddy it's my right as his sister to embarrass the little pup as much as humanly possible how else is he going to get a girlfriend, loose his virginity in some drunken one night stand or that strip club I plan on taking him when he turns eighteen nothing says experience then hooking a 50 dollar bill on a strippers g-string" I said looking at dad who was chocking on his coffee groaning in displeasure.

"I think I liked it better when I thought you were my innocent little girl who used to always play with dolls and have tea parties with her invisible friends" he said reminiscing on the good old days giving him a look of disbelief I scoffed

"Dad that was Jacob I spent most of my time wondering where babies came from, designing brilliant schemes to use on people and gathering awesome black male material on everyone which reminds me I wonder if still have that picture of Jacob playing dress up in Rachel's old princess outfit that will differently impress his lady love" I said smiling at the thought dad shook his head and gave me a look of resign

"You are a cruel, cruel girl daughter of mine" he said sighing giving me a look of affection

"Hey they don't call me the "Black Devil" for nothing" I said which was true I certainly gained a reputation here in our rainy town for being the biggest and bad est pain in the ass who was quick on the uptake and not afraid kick a man's ego when he's down figuratively and literally causing as much chaos as possible in this crazy town it didn't seem to stop people from liking me, like last weeks stunt stealing Charlie s cop car and going around town promoting gay awareness and the different products to use when having safe sex and toys available, scaring the young minds of forks always seemed to favorite past time, dad gave me a knowing look at what I was thinking about.

"I still can't believe you stole Charlie s car your lucky he didn't write you up for that little stunt you pulled" he said giving a look of bemusement I of course was offended

"Hey the old man loved it, he looked like he needed a good laugh ever since his estranged daughter came back things in this town seemed hyped up with supes to the max, then having his daughter dating that fairy he's already getting premature grey hairs and the man's not even fifty yet" I said trying to defend my reasoning

"Yes, Bella seems to be a magnet for attracting the wrong kind of attention" he said linking his fingers putting a serious face "I am concerned that her time with the Cullen's that sooner or later she will ask to be changed if she hasn't already, though the treaty does not allow it there are ways of getting around it, this will break Jake's heart he's been in love with her since they where children" he said sadness in his voice

"If that does happen I have no issue breaking her, the girl is fragile and naive at best to tell you the truth I have never really liked her to begin with she's easy to manipulate and seems far to dependent on the Cullen's for everything I have a feeling that boyfriend of hers will be the one to break it off soon relationships between mortals and immortals rarely ever work" I said in a hard voice giving him a look of how serious I was and how protective I was of my baby brother dad just gave me nod he knew my feelings never steered me wrong

"when it does happen knowing Jacob he will try to comfort her and Bella will leech on Jacob and take advantage of his kind heart" I said staring at dad in a sad acceptance of the events that where about to occur my feeling was strong that something big was about to happen not just my brothers broken heart but something bigger was coming along the way we had to be prepared hearing the sound of foot steps turning my head to face to Jacob who had a bright smile on his face seemed to be dimming for the last couple of months.

"what's for breakfast?"


Authors note: I am not much of writer I thought I give it a shot I don't know how long I'm going to write because honestly I'm not much of writer but here it is oh and if there any betas that can help me with my god awful story then send me an email it will be greatly appreciated later. - R