"WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU TWO, YOU'LL BE SEEING STARS TIL NEXT MONTH!" Havok screamed irately, covered with honey and feathers head to toe, chasing after a snickering Bobby and Kurt
"Shhhh! Will y'all please shut yer mouths! Jean's tryin ta sleep!" Rogue scolded in an intense whisper as soft feminine snores echoed from Jean's room
It didnt take that long for both Bobby and Kurt to grin with fiendish delight as Alex glowered with fury, knowing exactly what the foolsome twosome were plotting
"Ok Rogue, we'll keep it down. Wont we, Kurt?" Bobby responded artificially, giving Kurt a sly grin. Kurt winked, having been given the signal. With loud orchestral music, both started lunging exaggeratedly over the floors
as everyone covered their ears in annoyance and fury
"What the hell are those idiots up to now? BOBBY! KURT! YOU BETTER SHUT THAT CRAP OFF OR IMMA HAVE NIGHTCRAWLER SPAGHETTI WITH ICEMAN BEER TONIGHT!" Logan bellowed, his right eye twitching crazily
With catlike tread, upon our prey we steal. In silence dread, our cautious way we feel
NO SOUND AT ALL! WE NEVER SPEAK A WORD! A FLYS FOOTFALL WOULD BE DISTINCTLY HEARD!Kurt and Bobby chorused in sync, doing an extremely silly dance to everyones disgust
"Ive seen plenty a stupid stuff in this house, but thisjust tops em all! Whatta bunch a pansies!" Sabretooth grumbled, spitting
Jean snored softly whilst Bobby and Kurt poked their heads over the bed. Bobby very slowly reached out for her elegant ponytail and gave it
One
Big
Hard
YANK!
A bloodcurdling scream erupted in the mansion as a bewildered Dazzler and Madelyn raced into Jean's room to see what the matter was only to see Jean strangling Bobby and Kurt, screaming unintelligible gibberish while foaming at the mouth.
"Should we do anything?" Ali asked with a hint of nervousness after seeing a glimpse of sweet, kind Jean's dark animalistic side
"Yeah. Let's not ever disturb her when shes sleeping" Madelyn responded in a deadpan manner as Jean fell back asleep, a serene smile on her face while hugging Bobby and Kurt by the necks. Needless to say, both boys definitely learned their lesson
