"Hey Lapis!" lars said to lapis while he ran up behind her at her barn. He kicked small evil dorito gremlen awa from his beoloved sea witch.
"Hello you hunk of a man" Lapis said, rubbing lars chest. He kissed her on her icey blue lips. Lapis shodderd at his touch, she felt weak. Lars pulled back, blooshing bright red. Lapis turned dark blue. She fell into his armz and she said in a shedocteve tone-
"Take me away prence cherming shove your grizly bear into my whale carcus" She moaned as lars began to walk upstairs, giving her a snearky grin.
"Anything for you my beautiful whaleshark."
{~A.N.- Things BE GETTING SPICY ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)~}
They made sure to loock the door behind them. Then they sexed. {~ A.N. It was steamy trust me ~}
paridoot was worried they were fightin so she broke down the door with her fryingpan to make sore they were okay.
"Agh! Parisnart what are you doing!?/!?1!?" Lars screamed {~ A.N Hunter stop reading my fanfiction I know your doing it! :C also lars has a hot man voice ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)~}
Lars punches angerd illuminooty out of the window and she lands on a rake and shatters. {~ A.N. Paul blart desurved it she a coont :C~}
Lapis shighed and said t lars
"Ingoore paul blart she is a dumb stupid face. Lets go to the beach"
Lars said to lapis
"Okay let me go et my baithing soot on"
Lapis said to lars
"We dont need bathing soots where were going ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
Lars said to lapis
"Skenny dipphing?"
Lapis said to lars
"Yes"
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