Disclaimer- Not mine. Never going to be. *Sobs in corner* I don't make any profit off manipulating such characters but yeah.. not mine.

"So, Uchiha-san right?" Shizune pushed her glasses up skeptically, scanning over her laptop. "Yes." The man in front of her nodded. Looking away the screen she started, "You are requesting immediate attention from Dr. Tsunade about the issue of your...emo-ness?" The secretary had to admit people coming into this clinic usually had the most unusual requests, so she wasn't one to judge. Trying to regain her composure she hastily grabbed a clipboard and got comfortable in her seat. "Could you please brief me with the history of your…problem?"

-Emo boy coming through-

"Ei Sasuke." He heard the annoying voice yell from downstairs. Nevertheless, Sasuke chose to ignore it. "Sasuuuuuke." The whining started again. Loud footsteps could be heard trudging up the stairs as the Uchiha continued to ignore the source of the voice.

"Come onn Sasuke I'm hungry!" A certain blond head barged into his room, kicking the door open while doing so. "Yo emo boy!" Like a black cat, the typing stopped abruptly. Sasuke kicked his chair away and turned his head to face Naruto with the most vicious glare he could muster.

"Excuse me?" He gritted through his teeth, staring at the excessive amount of orange in front of him. Uchiha Sasuke has been called many things in his life, but emo was not one of them.

"Sasuke it's almost 7, we have to eat or else my stomach can only take so much!" Naruto started to whine again, completely oblivious of the icy glares currently coming his way.

"What did you call me?" Sasuke stood up throwing his computer on the bed behind him. Naruto has been getting way too comfortable around him.

"You mean emo boy?" Naruto realized it was probably that time of the month for Sasuke again. Ever since moving in with him, little by little he began to find out the weird components that made up his character and apparently the Uchiha seemed to have certain monthly tantrums that irked Sasuke for no reason. Naruto called it the Uchihan period. Laughing at the thought he walked over and tipped his toes, trying to reach for a kiss from Sasuke. Surprisingly enough, he was denied. "What happened?" Naruto teasingly joked and punched the man in front of him.

"Naruto, I am not emo in any way shape or form." The raven hissed threatening which translated to a pout in Naruto's eyes. He walked towards his closet, taking off his tie and changing into his usual black t-shirt. Ignoring the eyes glued to him, he took of his pants and put on his signature black cargo pants. Looking at himself in the mirror, he felt pleased with his all black attire for the day and gave one more haunting glare to his boyfriend.

"Whatever you say." Naruto laughed, closing the door behind him.

Pfttttt…Uchiha Sasuke was anything butemo. Or so he thought.

Over the next several days, everything seemed normal, except for one thing. Namely Uchiha Sasuke. Turning his head back and forth he made sure no one was around and slumped onto the bed, quietly opening his laptop. At the slight sound of wood cracking he spun his head around and froze, slapping his laptop shut like a deer caught in headlights. Wait, this is my house, why am I acting like the thief. The superego asked. Probably because you're about to search up "unimaginable things."The Id helpfully supplied. (1) "Shut up!" Sasuke shouted at the voices in his head.

Quietly, he opened his computer again and went onto Gurgle, tapping against the edge of his laptop he debated over what he should do. His pale fingers slowly tapped against the keyboard, using only his index finger he hovered over the black keys before slowly pressing a vowel, a consonant, and finally another vowel. Within 0.55 seconds, 300,000 results popped up. Sasuke sat dumbfounded. Was he really going to stoop so low as to search up the word? Yes.

Something the Uchiha would have never publicly admitted was the fact that perhaps when his roommate/boyfriend called him an _ _ _ boy, he wasn't a hundred percent sure about something yet. Namely what the terrifying three-lettered-word meant. Yup. Uchiha Sasuke actually doesn't know something! (Shocker) But as the brooding and tactful man he was, he knew always to deny anything people accused him of without debate, even if he didn't exactly know what it meant. Setting his mind back to his screen, he began to read up about his accusation. Around 10.68 seconds in he realized something was wrong, Imo, free video calls and chats. Imo- Download. International Maritime Organization. Nevertheless, confusion flooded over him. Was Naruto trying to say, oh Sasuke you… video call/maritime organization boy? Of course, no one could ever be sure with the blonde but using his Uchiha detection skills he went out on a limb and assumed this wasn't what the blonde was referring to.

Closing his laptop, he sighed in defeat. Wait. He, Uchiha Sasuke was sighing in defeat? Not in this lifetime. Letting out an annoyed huff he grabbed a writing pad as he furiously scribbled down words, letting out all his irritation onto the poor piece of paper. Before he knew, Operation find out what _ _ _ boy Naruto called him meant plan B was formed.

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