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This is my first fanfic woo! Hope you enjoy what I've wrote so far... There will be a lot more to come from this I Promise!

Date: 01/01/16

Here we go again... Another town, another house and of course my least favourite another school. Today we travelled to some shithole called Ooo (where the fuck did that name originate), this place is so much smaller than what me and dad are used to. From bustling cities full of all the right kinda things, to Ooo some Yankee infested rat hole of a town, where everyone gets off to hunting and camouflage clothing (from what I've read/seen online). This place has one school for globs sake, I won't be able to go anywhere without bumping into some annoying human from it... Damn I'm being too negative again, just like father says 'negativity will be what kills you in the end!' glob I wanna puke all over him when he relapses that one on me, but I can't puke obviously, so the classic Marceline Abadeer eye roll will always force it's way out.

Anyways, I've heard the alcohol is cheap and no one gives a damn about your age. So these kids better throw some decent ass parties for me to crash. Hopefully the parties aren't too good, so I won't be missing them once I leave. Speaking of leaving I wonder how long it will be until the next move, dad always times it so shitty. Just as I've started to make some decent friends 'poof' we're gone just like that, it's like eating cakes you've accidentally put salt inside of instead of sugar (note to self: never make cakes again Marceline).

School starts tomorrow, tomorrow of all times it could have been, it had to be the day after getting here. Man I've not even unpacked fully yet...

Jeez and here I am still complaining, I sometimes do see what my dad means, but I will never admit it to that smug jerk. I wouldn't hear the end of it until I heard the end of me jumping off a cliff somewhere far from here.

I better head to bed now anyway, travelling is always a massive pain in the ass; leaves fatigue just as much as Santa Claus leaves disappointment to children growing up.

Hope I wake up in time for school ha...