Rita: Hello evryone, welcome to Rita's Game Show staring... me! Rita the cat.

Runt: What kind of questions are you going to ask today?

Rita: What If questions. Like what if you had to put a giraffe in a refrigerator?

Runt: And who is our special guest today?

Rita: Our special guest is... Yakko Warner!

Crowd starts to clap and scream.

Yakko: Thank You, Thank You.

Rita: Ok Yakko, let's get to work.

Yakko: Sure.

Rita: What if... you could have a wild animal as a pet; What would you choose and why?

Yakko: Um... a money because their cute and it could teach me how to do the monckey bars better.

Rita: Next, What If ... you had a million dollars; how would you spend it?

Yakko: I would buy a house and buy a car.

Rita: Very good. What If... you were Presdent for one day; what would you do?

Yakko: I would not let people kill any animals!

Rita: Thank you.

Yakko: No problem.

Rita: What If... you had a genie that granted one wish per day; how would you use them.

Yakko: Ummm... I really don't know.

Crowd starts to laugh.

Rita: What If... you could travel back in time; where would you go and why?

Yakko: I would go back to see my parents. I would go there to see where they lived and what they look like.

Rita: and lastly, What If... you were stranded on an island with one possession; what would it be and why?

Yakko: It would be a labtop so I could e-mail people to tell them where I am.

Rita: Thank you Yakko for coming to my game show, and I hope you all had a great time!

Rita: Cut! Runt I said cut. "Why?" "Because the show is over!" "Ok it's off."