Rita: Hello evryone, welcome to Rita's Game Show staring... me! Rita the cat.
Runt: What kind of questions are you going to ask today?
Rita: What If questions. Like what if you had to put a giraffe in a refrigerator?
Runt: And who is our special guest today?
Rita: Our special guest is... Yakko Warner!
Crowd starts to clap and scream.
Yakko: Thank You, Thank You.
Rita: Ok Yakko, let's get to work.
Yakko: Sure.
Rita: What if... you could have a wild animal as a pet; What would you choose and why?
Yakko: Um... a money because their cute and it could teach me how to do the monckey bars better.
Rita: Next, What If ... you had a million dollars; how would you spend it?
Yakko: I would buy a house and buy a car.
Rita: Very good. What If... you were Presdent for one day; what would you do?
Yakko: I would not let people kill any animals!
Rita: Thank you.
Yakko: No problem.
Rita: What If... you had a genie that granted one wish per day; how would you use them.
Yakko: Ummm... I really don't know.
Crowd starts to laugh.
Rita: What If... you could travel back in time; where would you go and why?
Yakko: I would go back to see my parents. I would go there to see where they lived and what they look like.
Rita: and lastly, What If... you were stranded on an island with one possession; what would it be and why?
Yakko: It would be a labtop so I could e-mail people to tell them where I am.
Rita: Thank you Yakko for coming to my game show, and I hope you all had a great time!
Rita: Cut! Runt I said cut. "Why?" "Because the show is over!" "Ok it's off."
