A/N: I don't own Shingeki no Kyojin, unfortunately. Although, if I did, then I'd probably have a lot of walls to repair.


FROM JEAN, TO ARMIN

Everyone is writing these weird letters today cause Sasha acted like we'll never see another pen in our lives if we don't write these damn things now. I still think it's a dumb idea but I'm kinda glad she thought it up.

I'm in a real hurry cause Levi is on a cleaning kick again and I gotta get out there and pull the weeds. I just want to say I really underestimated you. I thought you were a bitch and crybaby and I was so wrong. (maybe not quite about the first part…you do cry a lot).

I'm not great at writing and stuff, I just wanted to drop a line to you to let you know that you're not half bad. I've really enjoyed knowing you…

dammit I can't write anymore of this, what a damn sap fest…

See ya at dinner, Jean Kirstien


FROM ARMIN, TO JEAN

Jean! Thank you so much for your letter!

I've really enjoyed getting to know you too. I think we work amazingly well as a team together…you actually make it kind of fun to fight titans, believe it or not. And you're so good with maneuver gear.

I know, I am kind of a crybaby. I'm working on though, trying to get better so I can be strong for my friends.

Anyway, it's been an honor to work with you. You're a great guy.

Sincerely, Armin Arlert


FROM JEAN, TO ARMIN

Dumbass! You weren't supposed to read the letter now! It's for later when I'm dead or something, right? Geez, now I'm embarrassed. I have to look at that little shota face of yours and know that I said all that crap to you.

I mean, not that it's crap…it's true, it's just…..I didn't realize this is what Sasha meant…

-Jean Kirstien


FROM ARMIN, TO JEAN

What did you think the letters were for? It was a fun activity that she planned so we could all have mail to open at dinner. I think it's a pretty cool idea; it helps us bond!

Anyway, why did you sign yours 'see you at dinner' if you thought it was supposed to be read after your death?

Sincerely, Armin Arlert


FROM JEAN, TO ARMIN

Godammit Sasha. She always has something up her sleeve.

I don't know why I signed it that way….I didn't want to say something morbid like "i guess this is it" or "goodbye forever". Geez. What a load of crap.

Also, why do you always sign your letters with "sincerely"? We've pretty much shit our pants together while fighting titans, I think we can be considered friends especially after all this "I care about you" shit.

I'm trying not to laugh because I'm writing this at lunch next to Levi and he'll think I'm masturbating.

-Jean Kirstien


FROM ARMIN, TO JEAN

Why will he think you're masturbating?!

Sincerely, Armin Arlert


FROM JEAN, TO ARMIN

Long story.

It's best not to ask.

-Jean Kirstien

p.s. You signed your name with sincerely again, AFTER TALKING ABOUT MASTURBATION WHAT THE HELL ARMIN THIS IS NOT STUFF AQUANTANCES TALK ABOUT


FROM ARMIN, TO JEAN

I always sign my name that way. It just looks better.

Hey Jean, what are we going to say at dinner when Sasha asks what we talked about?

Sincerely, Armin Arlet


FROM JEAN, TO ARMIN

Three D Maneuver Gear

-Jean Kirstien


FROM ARMIN, TO JEAN

Who talks about that?!

Sincerely, Armin Arlert


FROM JEAN, TO ARMIN

It's you, Armin. We all know you're gay for knowledge.

-Jean Kirstien


FROM ARMIN, TO JEAN

You have a point. Ok, we'll say that. She can't know we're a bunch of sappy idiots.

Sincerely, Armin Arlert


FROM JEAN, TO ARMIN

Hey, we might be sappy but we're not idiots.

I can't write anymore, I ran out of paper. This has actually been fun. I hope I'll be around for the next Letter Writing Day so we can do it again. If I'm not, find someone cool and witty (like me) to write to. See ya at dinner, -Jean Kirstien


FROM ARMIN, TO JEAN

You damn well better be around for the next Letter Writing Day.

If you aren't, then I can guarantee you that I won't either. We're a team.

It's been nice, and a little gay, but mostly just nice.

It's an honor to offer up my beating heart for humanity alongside you.

Sincerely, Armin Arlert