BTDS

Have you ever had one of those days lieing around the house for hours with nothing to do? Ever fell alseep from boredom, or just bitched about your boredom?

If you said yes to all three questions, then you may be at risk to have BTDS - "Bored-To-Death Syndrome". 10 out of 10 people have experienced fatigue, irritablility, TV-addiction, couch-potato-osis, long-distance-calling, masturbation, armpit-scratching-then-sniffing, pasting-marshmallows-to-your-nipples-and-walking-around-in-the-mall-with-your-dumb-ass-friends, watching-re-runs-of-Friends-twenty-three-hundred-times-in-a-row, comitting-suicide (you dumbass), watching-your-bird-hump-its-perch-syndrome (you perv), re-reading-those-overdue-library-books-that-cost-you-over-$100-in-fines, dying-youself-blue-just-for-the-hell-of-it, and watching-West-Side-Story-so-many-times-you-know-every-line-and-recite-every-scene.

If you have experienced these symptoms, then damn! Your life sucks.

BTDS is the 999th cause in young people's death in America today, and currently has no known treatment to present-day scientists.

For more information, do not call the toll-free 800 number because we'll blow your head off and we don't have the time to help your dumbass problems anyway.

This ad was paid for by the BTDS board of ass-nuts for a better or for worse America.