Hey, people. Ok, this is going to be the last Ed, Edd n Eddy story I'll make...maybe. After this, I'm gonna think of something else, so it can interest you as it will to me. But for now...

On with the show.


Dear Alex,

Just, because I'm writing a letter to you, don't mean anything! I just got bored...and stuff. Ok, ok, Double D made me write this, but I rather get kiss by the Kankers, than write anything to you!

Listen, you're annoying, a brat, a twerp...you're a basically a pain in the butt. But, sometimes, when you're not a witch, you're kind of...cute. You're ok to hang out with, and you...kind of get me.

You're a cool girl, and you seem understanding, when you don't open your big mouth. You're pretty decent, and honestly...besides Double D and Ed, I rather hang out with you.

Ugh! What the heck am I saying?! Ignore everything! You get on my nerves, and you're a know it all! I'm gonna get Double D for this!

I can't believe what I'm saying, but this is to you, Alex. From me...Eddy

Signed,

Eddy