Written quickly for my laughing and yours
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Sherlock Holmes had lead Moratiy, John, and Molly to a warehouse. He had to get something off his chest. The three of them sat in the chairs he had set up before hand. "I have to confess something." said Sherlock
His pause annoyed James a bit. "Spit it out Sexy." he said
"I have been sleeping with all three of you." said Sherlock
There were no looks of horror like he expected but instead understanding. "That's fine Sherlock. I also have to confess I have been sleeping with three people in this room." said Molly
"One of them better be yourself." said John
"Like she would ever need to sleep with herself." said Jim
"That's so sweet of you Jim." said Molly
"So Moraity and I are the only ones sleeping with two people." said John
"Oh John we both know that's not true." said a women's voice
"Oh Irene. How did you get here?" asked Sherlock
"I just followed three pretty little birds." said Irene
"There are four of us." said John
"I am only sleeping with three of you though." said Irene
"You would sleep with Moraity?" asked John
"I would but he only likes his two little pets." said Irene
"You mean.. Molly, you wouldn't..." said John
"Molly really. You are sleeping with three men isn't that enough." said Sherlock
"Well thats not the right number Sherlock." said a male voice
"Really Molly, you would go low enough to sleep with the government." said Jim
"The name is Mycroft" said Mycroft
"You are still the government." said John
"Mycroft, I thought we had something specail." said Lestrade
"If it was so specail why were you sleeping with me." said Sherlock
"And me." said Irene
A silence fell over the crowd. "So are you sleeping with Lestrade also?" asked John loking at Molly
"No." said Molly
"So the only person in the room Sherlock isn't sleeping with is his brother, and the only person Molly isn't sleeping with is Lestrade." said John
"Wait. Molly you are sleeping with everyone but me?" asked Lestrade
"I didn't know you were interested." said Molly
"Who isn't interested. I mean you and Sherlock are the most screwable people ever." said Lestrade
"Aw Greg, you are so sweet." said Molly
"I hardly count that as sweet." said Sherlock
"Its true though." said John
"Very true." said Irene
"So I am the only one who isn't sleeping with more than two people?" asked Jim
"Aw Jim that isn't true." said another voice
"Sebastian you came." said Sherlock
"You invited him?" John asked
"Yes. I am sleeping with him and he was decently nice person so I wanted to tell him he was one of many." said Sherlock
"Sebastian, you got into Jim's pants how did you do it?" asked Irene
"The same way I got into yours." said Sebastian
"I am glad you only sleeping with three people here." said John
"Well that's not true" said Molly
"Seriously, I am the only one who hasn't slept with Molly." said Lestrade half shocked
"We can fix that." said Molly
"Not tomorrow. I have dibs." said Mycroft
"How is Tuesday?" asked Molly
"That won't work, I have dibs on you Tuesday." said Sherlock
"I am free Sunday." said Lestrade
"Am I sleeping with anyone on Sunday?" asked Molly
After a moment, Lestrade said "I guess I get you Sunday"
"Normal people would be bothered by this." said John
"We aren't normal are we" Jim said
Everyone went home. They kept their sleeping patterns. Molly and Lestrade got together on Sunday. Irene got into Jim's pants using Sebastian's methods. Everyone was happy.
THE END
