I'm out of Card Ammo!
One sunny Saturday at Duel Academy no one had anything to do so Axel thought today would be a good day to go to the shooting range that had conveniently opened .2 miles away from the school.
First he went to go see Jaden and Syrus because for some reason they were in the same dorm again. (Syrus had failed the BIG test)
"Hey guys!" Axel shouted, they both jumped and Syrus screamed like a little girl. "Let's go to the shooting range!" Axel said.
"Guns are illegal for people under 18!" Syrus said. "And I'm pretty sure we're under 18!" Or maybe it was Jaden who said it in a random twist of fate.
"All I want to do today is DUUUUUUUEL!" Jaden said.
Then for some strange reason Jesse ran in and he wasn't wearing his usual stupid puffy shirt! (Snaps for Jesse) He was wearing a normal un-puffy white shirt.
"OH MY GOSH!" Jesse shouted, "I heard your whole conversation because I've been stalking Syrus to find out if light blue is his natural hair color!"
"We both have blue hair." Syrus pointed out meekly. He pointed to his hair, and Jesse's hair.
"WHATEVER!" Everybody shouted in Syrus's face, causing him to burst out crying.
"Okay, but anyways back to my awesome idea!" He said happily.
"You never mentioned an awesome idea." Chumley's voice echoed.
"Well I did okay?" Jesse said ignoring the fact that Chumley wasn't there. "Now, my awesome idea was that Jaden and Axel will duel and whoever wins decides what we get to do today!"
"Hold on a sec!" Axel stopped him, "Can we use Syrus as Jaden bait?" He asked.
"…no. I still have to find out what his natural hair color is!" Jesse said.
"I know what his natural hair color is." Zane said appearing in a clash of light.
"He's so emo!" Some fan girls screamed, swooning, Zane snapped his fingers and they all disappeared.
"Oh wow!" Jaden said, "You had a fan girl repeller installed!?"
"In my fingers." Zane said. "And they had to cut them first." He smirked.
"Ooh he's so manly!" the fan girls swooned. Zane snapped them away.
"You know his natural hair color?!" Jesse exclaimed.
"Yeah, when he was born he had light blue hair." Zane said. Fan girls swooned, Zane snapped.
"How can I trust you?" Jesse asked going berserk.
In the ensuing chaos, Jim appeared with his gigantalic crocodile. And set everyone back on track 'cause Jaden and Axel still had to duel.
"OkAy!" Jaden said. "I'm going to win you know."
"Oh yeah?" Axel smiled with his huge lips. He turned his huge gun thing into a duel disk and went first. "I play Extinct Elemental Heroes!" Axel shouted. He played the awesomazing spell card. "When I play this card, all cards that have anything to do with elemental heroes and the elemental heroes are destroyed!"
"Aw man!" Jaden exclaimed as his deck caught on fire and burned up.
"Your move." Axel said.
"But I can't draw a card!" Jaden said.
"But, I thought you drew the neo-spacians!" Syrus said.
"I mean I can't get another one for the beginning of my turn!" Jaden whined.
"I know." Axel smiled. "I win!" He did a booty dance and proclaimed: "We're going to the shooting range!"
"Aw man!" Jaden said snapping his fingers.
So Zane drove them to the shooting range.
"We're still not old enough to use guns!" Jaden cried angrily.
"How about card guns?" Axel smirked. Jaden crossed his arms and pouted.
"Fine." Jaden sulked. So they shot cards at stuff all day long. Syrus became fixated with card guns and to this day still walks around with Axel the 2 of them yelling, "I'm out of card ammo!"
This idea had just jumped in my head and I thought'd be fun. So what did you think? Do you think I should write more? I thought it could be a series of one-shots but I don't know what they should do next so any ideas you have would be greatly appreciated. Oh yeah, I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! GX. The duel was written by GBP.
