Love Unwanted
A Temptation Twins Production
Summary: Hakkai's 2 sisters join the Sanzo party on their way west, and the madness ensues. Love triangles, kidnapping, and the works…Sounds like fun…huh? GojyoOC, SanzoOCHomura
Rating:T due to language, dirty comments and all other stuff that makes this a T-rated story!
Author's Note: No, you are not seeing double. . .this story is up on my account (Punk Angel's Dream), but it will soon get taken off, because me and my co-writer, Little Miss Morphine, realized how bad the story sucked. So we've decided to edit and revise, and post up a new version. Slightly crack. . .several OOC moments. . .there's not much I can do about that. . .So enjoy!
Disclaimer: Neither Punk Angel's Dream, nor Little Miss Morphine own anything that relates to Saiyuki. If we did, then very dirty things would happen. . .mostly to the Sanzo party, Homura, Shien, Kougaiji, and Dokugakuji!
Chapter 1:
"Sanzo, I'm hungry!"
"Shut up, you damn monkey!" A paper fan flies out of nowhere, and smacks Son Goku on the head. If you can't tell by now, it's just a normal day in the life of the Sanzo party. . .
A few minutes later, the 'youngest' member of the group once again begins to whine and complain. "Guys, seriously! I'm starving to death over here! When are we gonna stop for some food?!"
Hakkai glances down at the map and grins. "Well, would you look at that? We can eat in the next village. And I happen to know the perfect place."
"Really?" The pervy water sprite leans forward and steals Sanzo's lighter as he was trying to light a cigarette. He ducks the paper fan and quickly lights his own before tossing the lighter back. "How would you know about a village this far west, when you've never come out this far before?"
The smile grows wider. "Seira and Yuki live in this village, and are always begging me to come visit when I get the chance. No better time than the present."
Gold eyes grow huge. "Hakkai? You have two girlfriends in this village??" He whispers, shocked. I mean, if it was Sha Gojyo, then he'd understand, but Hakkai???
The brunette shakes his head. "No. Actually, they're my sisters."
Now it's the redhead's turn to be shocked. "Sisters?!?! You never told me you had sisters!"
"With good reason, I'm sure." The priest mutters under his breath. "So how did they get this far west?"
The brunette demon keeps his eyes focused on the road, but loses himself in his memories. "Seira never went to the convent, like I did. A family in our old village was willing to accept her into the family, because of her age. The sisters requested updates on her from the family, and Mother Superior would send updates about me as well. When I was old enough, they had me writing my own letters, and Seira did the same."
His face goes depressed as everyone except Sanzo gets caught up in the rare glance of the quiet demon's life. "Soon after I left the convent, her letters stopped coming for a while. Then she wrote me again, from the village we are headed to, to tell me what had happened. The family she stayed with was nice, but one of the sons started messing with her. Finally, he put his hands on her after she said no, and she kicked his ass. The family took his side, so she left."
Gojyo nods, leaning forward again, but this time to talk. "But you said sisters. . .as in plural."
"Yeah, I did." He says, taking a minute to turn on a sharp curve. "Yuki is Seira's best friend. But since I met them at the same time, I claim her as a sister too. I mean, I only physically met them about 4 and a half years ago, when they came to see me. Then they came to visit again, while you were doing Kami knows what." A sudden thought occurs to him, and he glances at Sanzo from the corner of his eyes. "By the way, Yuki is actually a demon. . ."
Sanzo rolls his eyes, bored out of his mind. He didn't give a damn if the girl was human, demon, or a panda in a freaking dress.
"How did she become a part of the family?" Goku whispers.
Hakkai opens his mouth to answer, but is suddenly interrupted by Sanzo. Violet eyes stare out at the road ahead, that had straightened out. "What the hell is that?"
Everyone looks up, and he point to something ahead of them. It seemed like the sun was reflecting off of something and they were closing in on the object fast.
"Wow!" Goku exclaims, suddenly distracted. "It's so shiny, Sanzo!"
The half demon shakes his head in annoyance. "Man, you are too easily amused."
The jeep closes in on the object, and it begins to take the form of a human-like silhouette. "Hey guys, I think it's a girl!"
Crimson eyes widen. "Really?!" He is now kneeling on the seat, hoping to get a real close look at the female walking down the side of the road. "Slow down, Hakkai. The lady might need some help."
A chuckle echoes around them. "And you said I was easily distracted."
"Shove it, monkey boy!"
"Bite me, water sprite!"
The two in the front seat sigh, as yet another round of verbal abuse goes on in the backseat. But now Hakaryu has pulled up close enough to the person for them to notice certain features, like hair color. Hakkai begins to slow down quickly, almost throwing the two demons arguing in the back from the car.
Dirt flies everywhere, but when it clears, the girl is turned, silver eyes narrowed on the group. "What the hell?!"
Hakkai is standing up, almost out of the car. "Cho Yuki, what are you doing out here?"
Her eyes go wide, and her loose silver hair flutters behind her, as she runs straight at the brunette. "Nii-sama!" She jumps into his arms, hanging a few feet from the ground. "I can't believe it's you!"
"I didn't know we were coming this way, or I would have given you warning." He says, laughing. "Now why are you out here?"
A frown appears on her face. "I had to bail for a bit. Those Kami-forsaken idiots who always think that I'm the reason something goes wrong in the village. Did you know that apparently I can make it stop raining?"
He shakes his head. "You want a ride back? We need food and a place to sleep for the night. Besides, it wouldn't be fair to see you and not see Seira."
And now the smile is back. She pulls him closer, giving him a huge hug. "I'm so glad you're here." Then she vaults over the side of the jeep, and right in between Gojyo and Goku. "So, are these the guys you've been writing about for the past few years?" He starts going down the road again, nodding into the rearview mirror. The demoness turns to the others. "Hi, I'm Yuki!"
An arm slips around her shoulders. "Hello gorgeous." A certain redhead whispers in her ear. "You wanna get to know each other a little better?"
She sighs. "So you must be Gojyo. . ." Her hand slips into the slit of her skirt and suddenly the half-breed is staring down the barrel of a shotgun. "I suggest you back off."
"Calm down, sister." Hakkai mutters, trying to play peacemaker. "You can't kill Gojyo."
The monkey laughs. "Hell, I wouldn't mind. The trip would be a bit quieter."
Sanzo rolls his eyes. "Like hell it would. As tempting as getting rid of him might be. . ." He turns in his seat and snatches the shotgun from her hands. "He is kinda useful, on occasion."
Yuki growls low in her throat. "Hey asshole, give me back my gun!"
"No."
She jumps into the front seat, her hand now wrapped around the barrel. He tries to pull it back, but that just pulls her into his lap. She promptly moves forward and the two of them begin to have a little tug of war over the gun. This continues on for several minutes until. . .
"Okay kids, it's time to act like mature adults and not like a flirty married couple." The brunette demon yells out, to be heard over the noise being made in the jeep. Hakaryu squeals out a protest, as one of Yuki's heeled boots scraps across the dashboard. Goku and Gojyo are in hysterics in the back seat. "Besides, we're at the village."
They pull into the town, surrounded by a crowd, that quickly disperses when they realize that the silver-haired demon is in the front seat with them. These townspeople wanted nothing to do with anything demonic. . .Yuki included. Only one person was left. . .a tall brunette with familiar green eyes. She smiles at the demon. "Hey sis, who's your boyfriend?"
Yuki looks at Sanzo and turns beet red, noting the position they're in. The priest snorts and looks away, refusing to feel bad or embarrassed. The demon quickly growls. "Seira, you are such a bitch!" She slips off his lap, and out of the jeep, snatching the gun out of his hand as she walks away. Tongue hanging out, she starts taunting him. "HA! How's that Buddha?! I got my gun back!"
"Whatever. . ." He rolls his eyes and exits the jeep as well.
Suddenly, emerald eyes take in the driver of the Sanzo party, and the human girl squeals. "HAKKAI!" She makes a beeline for him, and tackles him to the ground. "I'm so glad to see you! But why are you here?!"
He gazes up at her, smiling. "I'm happy to see you too, Seira. Both of you. And we're just passing through." They both get up, and dust the dirt off of them, as if this were a daily occurrence. Then he turns her to face the others. "Seira, these are the guys I'm always writing to you about. Guys, this is my baby sister, Cho Seira."
. . .and cue Gojyo. . ."Well, what a pretty name for a pretty girl. You doing anything later?"
She rolls her eyes. "Judging by that comment, you must be the water sprite, Gojyo. Is it a good idea for you to be hitting on me in front of my brother and sister?"
Hakkai narrows his eyes. "Good point. Anyways, you're right, that's Sha Gojyo. The boy with the gold coronet is Son Goku. The monk is Priest Genjo Sanzo."
The brunette turns to her best friend/sister with wide eyes. "Your boyfriend is a Sanzo priest?! Those are some high standards. . .but isn't that against his faith?"
"Shut up! He is NOT my boyfriend!" Yuki yells out, her fists clenched at her sides.
"Oh I get it. . .you thought he was Santa Claus and decided to sit on his lap! I can only imagine what you asked for as a present." The taller girl wiggles her eyebrows suggestively.
The young demoness goes crimson once again as three of the guys start laughing. Sanzo is too busy being pissed to care. She cocks her shotgun and aims it at Seira, effectively stopping all laughter. "If you say one more damn word, I will kill you."
"I dare you! You won't do a fucking thing!"
"Wanna bet?"
Finally playing the responsible one, Hakkai comes between the two, taking the shotgun away. "Okay you guys, there is no need to make a scene."
Both girls grimace at him. "She started it!" They yell at the same time, pointing at the other. Realizing this, they both ball up their fists, ready to fight.
"That's it!" Sanzo finally speaks up (and by speaks up, I mean yells), firing two shots into the air, effectively silencing everyone. "I've had enough of this shit! We came here for food and sleep, not to watch the female equivalent of Gojyo and Goku fight!"
Dream: So here is the first edited chapter of Love Unwanted. . .YAY!
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